[thatcrazycatlady88]

[thatcrazycatlady88]

2 of my favorite hobbies lmao

[thatcrazycatlady88]

I need this!!!!!

[thatcrazycatlady88]

Idk why but I love this pic...

[thatcrazycatlady88]

Hurricane Joe

God I fucking miss you...

But you're no good for me.

But I fucking miss you!

It's been six months since you last touched me, yet I crave you just as much now...as I did then.

I hadn't laid next to someone like that...in almost 5 years.

I opened my home to you...my bed.

I didnt want a fucking roommate...

I wanted you.

I wanted to like me as much as you said you did...

You said you always did.

And you wanted to sleep next to someone you actually liked...

You said that I'm perfect.

YOU SAID IT A HUNDRED TIMES!

Each one made my heart flutter... because I believed you...

You said no one had ever touched you the way I did...

I loved caressing your body with my fingers.

I loved learning your scars and every "imperfection" that belonged to you.

And you said you never had someone giggle...

After being slapped across the face...

I had only wished you would have done it harder...

But let's be honest here...

It only took one week and you started getting distant.

I couldn't even handle you sleeping on the other side of my bed...holding a pillow...instead of me...

And then the disappearing...

The lies about where you'd been...

Then the money...I have forgiven you about the money...but it still doenst change the fact...

You approached me...

You asked me...

You filled my head with ideas

And I sat next to you and cried to you that I was so fucking scared...

You held me close and joked about gross human emotions and made me laugh.

I was vulnerable that night and I thought I was safe...

It wasn't until you were arrested for driving with no license that everything made sense.

I lived right down the road from your job...

You started sleeping on the couch.

Disappeared for days...

Claiming you were at work?

I guess you didnt think I'd notice you took things with you...

So it gave it away you planned on being gone...

Not answering phone calls.

Yup. I was fucking done.

You were like a storm that came out of nowhere.

I tried to bring you into my peace and all you did was bring me into your chaos.

.......even tho you said coming home to me was peaceful.

Damnit Joe...

I just wanted to treat you good.

Treat you good.

Feed you good.

And fuck you good.

But all you did was fuck with my head...

But even after all that....

I fucking want you.

I miss you.

I want to call me a good girl...

I wanted to be your good girl....

😫

[thatcrazycatlady88]

I literally have spent my day off being a lazy bum... I'm still in last nights pjs. Haven't showered or anything. I did my dishes and cooked real food. So I guess that was enough for today...

[theclassyissue]

[thatcrazycatlady88]

Naked and dinner on table...ugh...

[tokoshi-deactivated20191031]

me laying in bed on my phone, needing to pee for the past half hour with my phone on 2%

[stalling]

I fell into adulthood like a cat falls into water

[stalling]

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

[fluoresensitivearchive-deactiva]

It’s Not Fair that gay porn has more spice n’ passion than lesbian porn

[ororomunroedontpullout]

It’s also so clearly for heterosexual men like I’ve literally seen them slap the clit. Like slap it like it was stealing money out your purse. That’s not sexy! That’s just weird and violent.

[fluoresensitivearchive-deactiva]

all lesbian porn is is stupidly long acrylics and high heels in bed :(

[lunaeregia]

lesbian porn has no business sucking the way it does. these girls out here punching each other’s coochies and tryna tell me that’s a geniune orgasm.

[fluoresensitivearchive-deactiva]

literally chompin on each other’s clits like

 and being like ‘YEAH! YEAH? YOU LIKE THAT ? YEAAAAHH?’

[lunaeregia]

“You want this PUSSAY doncha HUH??”

[ororomunroedontpullout]

[lunaeregia]

lesbian porn actress: passionate love scene? no problem

lesbian porn actress:

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

porn director: now play with her tits

porn actress:

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

I’m SCREAMINGGGG

[moonisneveralone]

Porn director: okay now come please Porn actress:

[neuroticgaymusings-deactivated2]

↖️ This blog is willing to exchange feet pics for money.

[thatcrazycatlady88]

I gotta pay the bills..

[spacexy-deactivated20190831]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[ibadbitch]

this is my life and i need this shirt

[chubby-bunnies]

Omg 😻

[wuh2k]

@the online dating gang

[symbiote-spideypool]

peter and wade are fighting side by side and when peter runs out of web fluid, he grabs a gun off wade’s belt and wade has this transcendent moment of i’m going to watch spiderman shoot my gun at a real live bad guy

but peter just fucking throws it at a bad guy’s face and knocks him out cold

[sensei-wrong-deactivated2018121]

The impact causes the gun to go off and shoot wade in the dick. Spider man spends the next several minutes frantically apologizing while cable laughs his ass off for the first time in years.

[brendaonao3]

Pretty sure I’ve read this comic

[qualitydoggo]

@wishem please omg just a quick doodle or something even

[wishem]

I am sorry Cable looks like that

[mistermustachio]

Don’t you dare apologize for perfection.

[thatcrazycatlady88]

So I did something new....always have wanted the shave under cut. Work was slow...so I had my coworker CUT IT OFF!! I freaking love it!!!! I cant wait to play with it! My coworker curled it. I usually style my hair straight and sleek. Sometimes you just need to do something bold and edgy!