Wrestling, Writing, and Other Stuff

Join me as I try to regain my writer's soul. I will right about whatever cross my mind at the time I sit in front of the keyboard: pro wrestling, pop culture, my personal struggles and of course, writing.

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👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾

Pass along and use the shit out of them

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ok!

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yeah okay, ill reblog that!!

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“The following tips and advice for running D&D games comes from years of research, hundreds of interviews, and thousands of surveys from both new and experienced DMs. Be careful at 1st level. 1st level characters are extremely vulnerable, more than at any other level in the game. Consider giving 1st level characters five extra hit points. Don’t run more creatures in a battle than there are characters and run only monsters with a challenge rating of ¼ or below. Level the characters up to 2nd level quickly. The Starter Set and Essentials Kit adventures can be lethal if a DM isn’t careful.”

—

How to Play Dungeons & Dragons: SlyFlourish.com

This is just one of a handful of *extremely* helpful tips for anyone who is new to D&D, or is looking to refocus themselves as a DM.

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101 evil schemes for dnd from the dragon magazine annual from 2000

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Pinball Machines

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happy birthday, buffy summers (january 19th 1981)

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Buffy Summers + (ง'̀-‘́)ง

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Other fantasy fans: I’d like to read this series you keep mentioning but I’m a bit worried about gatekeeping.

Discworld fans, slamming 41 books onto the table: Now, these books can be read in almost any order, but you are under no obligation to read all of them if you don’t want to. Would you like a list of recommendations? I have some reading charts if you want a visual guide. Here’s a hard-drive with all of the audio books on file. Or I can read you a section of a book each night over video-call? What’s the best way to help you enjoy this series?-

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[exemplarybehaviour]

I made this today!! It turned out G R E E N. It is sweet, moist, and... tastes vaguely of avocado. Think banana bread or pumpkin bread but it's avocado.

Here's the recipe for anyone who wants to make it themselves. Written for people with little baking experience. ;)

Ingredients:

2 "very ripe" large avocados

3/4 cup sugar

3 large eggs

2 cups baking flour

1.5 tsp floof powder (baking powder)

"Very ripe" avocados should have a decent amount of give to them when you squeeze, but not so much that squeezing deforms the shape of the avocado. I used three small avocados rather than two large ones-- they were marked "medium" in the store.

Pre-heat oven to 350ºF (or 175ºC). Cut avocados open length-wise and remove pit. The pit should scoop out easily with a spoon if the avocado is very ripe-- be VERY careful if you remove it with a knife. (Seriously. I know more than one person who had to get stitches from avocado de-pitting accidents.) Scoop avocado into a large mixing bowl. Add sugar. Cream sugar, AKA mix until smooth and uniform-- I broke up the avocado a bit with a fork and then used a hand mixer for a few minutes, making sure to pull up mixture from the bottom of the bowl with a spatula as I went. Add eggs and "beat thoroughly"-- mix until smooth and uniform again.

Add flour gradually. I did this by adding one cup, folding it in with a spatula, and beating with my hand mixer until smooth, and then adding the other cup. Add baking powder. Mix until smooth. The mixture will be thick but not so solid as to be able to hold a shape.

Line a standard loaf pan with baking spray. If you don't have baking spray, you can use butter or a cooking spray (like Pam or sprayable canola oil) and sprinkle a little bit of flour over it. Transfer bread mixture to the loaf pan. Don't worry if it doesn't fill the pan; it will rise. Bake for 45-50 minutes. When the bread is done, an inserted toothpick will come out clean.

Let cool and then enjoy. :)

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[footage of the inside of an ordinary Eastern-European home, taken with a handheld phone camera, the man filming is walking from the living room to the back door of the house]

man, narrating in russian: Every fucking year, this time of the year, the pond at my backyard gets infested. What do ponds get infested with? Frogs? Poisonous weeds? Geese? No. Not my pond.

[The man opens the back door, stepping out into a garden. Three or four nude, human-like figures dash from the borders of a pond back into the water.]

man: Rusalki! I don't know where they come from or how they get here, and I can't afford to hire an exterminator every year. I can't let my cat outside anymore. Last year a rusalka managed to drown a whole deer in my pond, the stench was unbearable.

[He walks as he speaks, approaching the pond. There are several eerily beautiful female beings peering at him from under the surface, their long hair floating in the murky water. Their eyes are gleaming in an unhuman way. The man holding the camera stops to film them.]

man, calm and deadpan: What the fuck are all of you staring at. Get jobs or something.

[One of the rusalki, smaller than the others and clearly not a fully matured adult, slowly reaches out of the water with her white, thin hand, grasping his ankle. He appears unconcerned.]

man: You can't drown me, you little idiot. You're too small. Shoo!

[A loud thud startles the rusalki, making them scatter. A second thud makes it clear these are the approaching footsteps of something massive. The man turns around and points the camera at what appears to be a house, walking past above the treeline with chicken-like legs]

man, now yelling: IF YOUR HOUSE SHITS ON MY YARD AGAIN I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD-

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[gothiccharmschool]

This post is a joy and a delight.

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[deadpanwalking]

this is the energy

[esrah-rah-rasputin]

Okay I HAD to do this was just perfect

[justafterjericho]

@neoncl0ckwork​ xD

[gothiccharmschool]

Oh my G-D the post got better.

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Someday We'll Find it 😂

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“ If you care about what you do and work hard at it, there isn’t anything you can’t do if you want to.” - Jim Henson

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