The Shepherd's Crown

‘Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?’ – Going Postal GNU Terry Pratchett

[asparklethatisblue]

Your local black-ribboner vampire and a girl who hears god speak to her 🧀🔥

Monstrous Regiment lads~

[dimity-lawn]

[mushroom-punk]

Good cop. Bad cop. A very happy, very belated 25th of May, for those who were there.

[gooselordsupreme]

My version of the ‘night watch’ painting by Rembrandt! Paul Kidby did one as cover art for the book but I wanted to do one in my own way too!

[lastpositivist]

Opening narration: Flurgles are weird little guys and everyone hates them.

Sam Vimes: I hate those bloody Flurgles, shifty little bastards the lot of them.

<some plot events later>

Sam Vimes: if you say one bad word about Flurgles I will kill you; straight up, you'll be dead.

[amarriageoftrueminds]

“Down there,” he said, “are people who will follow any dragon, worship any god, ignore any iniquity. All out of a kind of humdrum, everyday badness. Not the really high, creative loathsomeness of the great sinners, but a sort of mass-produced darkness of the soul. Sin, you might say, without a trace of originality. They accept evil not because they say yes, but because they don’t say no."

— Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

[lea-mg]

some ahnk moporkian bullshit (mostly moist and the truth)

[shirmart]

Today is the day of thinking about Discworld visual novel...

[yushauwu]

oh..

[dr-graf]

[asparklethatisblue]

If Igor can grow noses in a jar for the purpose of restorative plastic surgery, then surely he could also open Ankh-Morpork’s first gender clinic.

Vimes tells him to keep the specimen from escaping at all costs though

[megafaunatic]

and a hard boiled egg

[shirmart]

Request + guards from "Men at Arms!" (Corporal Nobby wins over Carrot and Colon, btw)

Press F for Cuddy 🫡

[stupidphototricks]

“You know what day it is, Ping?” said Colon. “Er…25th of May, Sarge.” “And you know what that means, Ping?” “Er…” “It means,” said Nobby, “that anyone important enough to ask where we’re going—” “—knows where we’ve gone,” said Fred Colon. The door slammed behind them.

[donloco]

GNU Sir Terry. Thank you so much for sharing everything with us.

[thinkanamelater]

Vetinari holding Moist up and dangling him in front of Vimes, going "babe look what i got for the city" and Vimes is like "DROP THAT THING it looks like it has rabies"

[hitrone]