TheDadFriend

[jackisreallycool]

I really don’t have an explanation for why this gif is so funny

[worm]

the last thing my enemies see before succumbing to the pasta

[umbronydraws-deactivated2024050]

you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅

[fluoritegalaxy]

DM: You come across a group of bandits and they demand you hand over your gold.

Player: I tell them to shut up and give me their stuff or die.

DM: Roll for intimidation

Player: *rolls a one*

DM: You approach the bandits. “Hewow” You say, “Pwease hand over youwr gowld or I wiw hit youw ^w^.”

[mikonthemountain]

DM: Make an Agility Check Me: What for?

DM: I’ll tell you in a second

Me: *Rolls a 20*

[thatdadfriend-blog]

In a Dungeon

DM: hello naughty children it's puzzle time

Players: puzzles suck

Players: time to use Brute Force

[thatdadfriend-blog]

ughhhh i always poke fun at my friends and a few of them are really starting to take offense and i am strESSING

[mi-mimoso-deactivated20240406]

[emperor-of-roses]

reblog to support these gay bees

[septembriseur-deactivated202502]

#i believe you mean the gay club has installed a second smaller gay club#for the gay bees (@fursasaida)

[maxeth]

Survival horror but you are inside a fucking IKEA and the enemy is the Staff

[pumpkinradish-deactivated202004]

Now THAT is a horror game

[wartortling]

this is just how ikea is

[cheese24k]

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

[missjonesie99]

I don’t know what’s funnier, how she said physical activities or the snort.

[auncyen]

I love how she gradually loses it. She gives it her best try and then you can just hear where her composure starts breaking down.

[tamhonksss]

i always lose it when her voice trips into the fifth dimension as she says physical activities 

[thatdadfriend-blog]

Animal crossing character: thank you for doing this for me!

Me, tearing up: you're so fucking welcome I love you

[museum-of-idiots]

I have never identified with anyone as much as I do with this man

[psycho-suiteheart]

shout out to all of the porn blogs following me:

I hope you fucking love fall out boy

[deejay]

[ithelpstodream]

nothing but respect for my president 😍

[fandomsandfeminism]

The blessed timeline

[glamour-doll98]

all offered skin tones would be orange

[kattitrium]

so i’ve been playing animal crossing lately

[shitboy96]

WHY IS KK SLIDER NAKED