[ashstfu]

cleaning your room and reading books and buying yourself a little snack or a beverage is the equivalent of getting your life in order

[moved-19871997]

the second moot and oomf and noomf become part of the tumblr lexicon i’m jumping ship to linkedin or smth

[theofficialpeanutgallery]

@gayarsonist I can’t unhear it now

[rubixpsyche]

The puglike twitter users vs the normal dog without hyper breed specific ailments tumblr user

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We did lose most of our punctuation during the domestication process though

[foxgirlmigraine]

Maybe yeah but at least we

[foxgirlmigraine]

Don't have to talk like this

[foxgirlmigraine]

On a platform that has somehow become

[foxgirlmigraine]

A major site of national and international politics and a shitty hub of society

[hotsenator]

[assassinregrets]

[powerfulwizard]

[gelledegg]

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

[airandangels]

Diogenes driving a mobile home into the symposium to ruin Plato’s day.

[redchrominance]

"Behold, a van!"

[omnidens-deactivated20251215]

“lgbt people have been harassed and killed for showing off their sexuality and talking about the fact they have sex, sex has played a fundamental role in lgbt history” and “not feeling sexual attraction can be extremely alienating and asexual people are welcome here since they do not fit into the stereotypical idea of sexuality” are both things that can coexist. you know that right. they don’t cancel each other out

[lesbianshepard]

phrasing of this is taking me out

[voregeoisie]

[teamjacobthot]

[teamjacobthot]

@t-e-reynolds ok so boom

smeyer wakes up from a vivid dream on june 2, 2003

smeyer’s dream inspires her to write twilight

twilight gets published (2005) and the books and movies become a global phenomenon

e.l. james writes a bdsm twilight fanfic titled master of the universe

master of the universe is later published as fifty shades of grey (2011)

the fifty shades book series becomes wildly popular

fifty shades of grey gets adapted into a movie (2015), in which dakota johnson is cast as protagonist anastasia steele in her breakthrough role

the fifty shades movie series also becomes wildly popular and dakota johnson’s acting career takes off

dakota goes on ellen degeneres’s talk show, where ellen tries to play dakota for a fool and dakota shuts that shit down

people start noticing that ellen has a tendency to make her celeb guests feel very uncomfortable and is terrible to her employees

ellen makes the decision to end her talk show in 2022 after 19 years

[rightdowntherabbithole]

no because i think we're forgetting some important history

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[christopher-the-cube]

life imitates art ❤️

[wellsyonpiano]

you're ALL WRONG the umbrella academy can never be riverdale because they have 30 year olds playing 16 year olds and tua has an 18 year old playing a 58 year old

[cries-in-espanol-deactivated202]

today is the only day you can reblog this post before the netflix page is permanently changed!

[ratfuck]

and this is where I keep my cages full of starving twinks watch this they hate it when I do this *starts smacking the cage with a bat loudly*

[coughloop]

hey i just got a great idea for an already out of date bad stupid joke

[lightabovethearbys]

The true enemies to lovers

[fuckyeah2000s]

[sunflowermp4]

[t-clairevirus]

[gay-thoughts-blog]

[hotvampireadjacent]

This kitty looks so mad