its like that

Calico | they | 20 | im gay and im a pirate thanks for coming to my ted talk

[raksulovesdogs]

Do you feel the wrong emotion in your heart?

It’s good!

[beautysnake]

Whats up my names kayla and I like birds

[enjoyslurm]

hey ik we’re rejecting “softboys” this year but can we not throw trans boys and gay men under the bus while we do that because expressing femininity and desiring to be soft and in touch with your emotions isnt a bad fucking thing

[enjoyslurm]

like i feel as if a lot of you have forgotten what kind of softboy is the one we’re trying to avoid. guys who put on a persona of being cute and approachable and then using their position to take advantage of women and others on social media, in the workplace, etc and its really weird that you all are reducing it to just… boys who like pastels and wearing flower crowns and shit and its weird

[weeniebagel]

please respect  bug pokemon

[kriosv]

No

[weeniebagel]

for someone who hates bug pokemon you sure are an insolent worm huh

[utterhomestucktrash]

Soft Whip !

An art fight attack on @ghostlyallister of their character Marisa ! She’s a baker and a lesbian and she has my heart… I hope I did her justice even tho I don’t ever really draw non-human characters !

[lpbestiary]

The Nandi Bear is a cryptid purported to live in East Africa. It is said to resemble a hyena moreso than a bear, standing at least four feet tall with a sloping back. It is said to be a vicious predator, with one popular rumour claiming that it will eat the brains of its victims.

Its name comes from the Nandi people of western Kenya, where most reports of the creature come from. It is known locally as the Chemisit, Ngoloko or Duba.

Image source.

Monster master list.

Suggest a spook.

[soft-stims]

Anyone else remember that Canadian reality TV show where two contestants with zero experience get left in the wilderness and have to get out while that cowboy tracked them down on his horse ? And the contestants had to outrun and hide and they’d see him galloping over in the distance and they’d just get so scared and start sprinting into the bushes but they would always tumble down a hill or something and hurt they’re legs and the cowboy would catch up and lasso them??

[soft-stims]

I wasn’t kidding

[orchidvioletindigo]

WHAT

[zim-kinnie]

@tuxedokit

[vigilcntes-deactivated20200524]

“your bra strap is showing”

that’s my dick

[imdeletingbye-deactivated201908]

is this blue or green

[gustavowasright-deactivated2022]

Men who refrain from misogynistic comments until a woman does something rude or immoral or mean are in fact regular old misogynists! Actually, a lot of the time those men’s passion arises primarily not from condemnation of her actions, but from EXCITEMENT at getting to express their misogyny in an “acceptable” format. Well guess what asshole, anyone with a brain can see through your bullshit, and I personally hate you.

[sneakyfeets]

Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated

Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-

Me: he needs to be sedated

Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-

Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off

Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate

Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him

Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him

Me:

[sneakyfeets]

A man with 3 caution stickers on his med file

[loish]

here’s some sketches from my recent trip to the cévennes in france! it’s such a beautiful place, I always feel so inspired by the roughness of the nature there, and the beautiful clear rivers.

[strangelande]

waking up from a dream is the worst nightmare

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

why am i alive. what is my pupose

to love and help other people and have them love and care for you back, platonically and/or romantically and unconditionally

to pet cats and dogs and see the stars at night and listen to your fave songs and experience those perfect days between spring and summer

you’re alive to be happy so seek happiness, go where it calls you

you’re alive because we’re all here in this universe none of us fully understand together and we have more in common than the petty differences we divide ourselves with. we are all united on this grand journey of life

you’re alive and it’s good that you’re alive and I love you fellow human, may you find the spark of joy that lights up your heart

any thing that makes you feel fulfilled is worth living for

[saccharinescorpion]

Parasite and Girl

[mint-stone]

[luxwing]

The four most powerful words in the world:

Sturdy,

Denim,

And Blue.