[tourdescience]

Goodnight Kiwi. Bird of the Year. The hoiho on your fiver. Hatupatu and the Birdwoman. The kākā screaming outside. A silly show with real bird facts. 

Fringe 2015’s Best Newcomer finally hatches a new show – a love letter to Wellington and the feathered friends we live with.

David Klein presents: Birds is on at the New Zealand Fringe Festival, Thursday 26 February to Sunday 1 March.

Learn about David's previous work here.

[tourdescience]

the first rays of light coming over the hill clearly belted out 'let's get out of the romance'

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

checking out my buddy wrapped 2024. we spent a few days hanging out. and our top genre of hanging out was chilling

[angelicguy]

me, surrounded by other balding men in tuxedos holding glasses of wine: I'd say this champagne has body... in brut force! *entire room fills with the laughter of my rich intellectual peers*

*the actual me thats trapped in the painting that simulates nightmares after a body swapping wizard decided to enact his cruel will upon me* GIVE ME BACK MY LIFE... GIVE ME BACK MY LIFE

[curiouslyhigh]

[yellbug]

pic i took years ago while driving home from work past the scary snail playground. i stopped in the night and pointed my headlights at it

[grimelords]

turning over the idea in my mind of a sequel to a state that is simply a missile

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

just detonated a tiny nuclear device at my buddy's house as a prank. scientists say his rumpus room will be uninhabitable for 600 years

[dan-choi]

[girlboxd]

First look at upcoming film Kinds of Kindness (2024) directed by Yorgos Lanthimos of Poor Things and The Favourite

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if i hang out with one of my buddies it's true detective. but if i hang out with two of them it's challengers. but if another one turns up we get to be ninja turtles

[escuerzoresucitado]

[thatforever]

Grey-headed Flying-fox Fan-club

[thatforever]

Thank you willy wagtails for:

your eyebrows >:)

the wagginess

the sass

[grimelords]

the medieval peasant i’m showing 100 gecs to smiles warmly and completely unperturbed and tells me about another guy who showed him crystal castles like 15 years ago and then asks me to help him butcher a pig and tells me cucumbers send you straight to hell if you eat them

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(forgetting how to tell someone to turn right) just uhhh go clockwise for a bit. not too long

[thatforever]

You can make your world a better place ❤️

This covered up an appalling, hateful and racist bit of graffiti