That Incorrect Wayhaven Quotes Guy

37 y/o, trans dude, he/him, just here cuz I'm obsessed with Wayhaven and I have no life...I also like to post funny shit

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I'm just a little seed pod trying my best to flourish in the bed of soil I was planted in.

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[In relationship]

Nat: I think the world of you and I appreciate you being in my life, you're smart and talented and beautiful. I love you.

Liam, a man who is unable to respond well to compliments and has trouble expressing emotions: *finger guns* Ha ha, yep.

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Morgan: Dom or sub?

Liam: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.

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When you're feeling down...

Nat: Just think of all the good things in life.

Liam: …

Liam: A taco.

Nat: That's one.

Liam: …

Liam: Multiple tacos.

Nat: You're doing it!

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Nat: Liam, where are you going in life?

Liam: To Hell.

Nat [internally]: Worrying Response. Yet not out of character.

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Liam: Morgan and I learned two things today.

Morgan: One, kitchen sex can be wild and exciting.

Liam: Two, the staff at McDonald's are quite narrow minded.

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Tina: You shouldn't be using a straw.

Liam: I know, it's bad for the environment or whatever.

Tina: No, it's just a weird way to eat spaghetti.

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Morgan: The food's too hot, you can't eat it.

Liam: You're too hot and I still eat you.

Morgan: *smirks*

Liam: *winks at her*

Nat: One dinner. I just want ONE DINNER!

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I had a lot of fun with this lol

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Sooo...I had AI create my detective and Morgan...and I think they look pretty damn great lol

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This song has become the theme song for my MC and Morgan

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When you're walking down the sidewalk and see this

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Hello, people! I'm back! Has it been years? Yes! But here I am once more! 😃

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Liam [googling]: what do I do leg bleeding raccoon bite

Google: Elevate and apply pressure

Liam: *holding the raccoon real high* Apologize or else.

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"What a nice sheep," Liam thinks as he gazes out at a field. The sheep, facing away, starts to raise its head. Liam stares in mounting horror as the head keeps rising, rising, neck elongating in some cursed spectacle that roots him to the spot in fear until he realizes, "oh, it's an alpaca."

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Farah: What are you up to, Liam?

Liam: Breakin' hearts and blastin' farts.

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I wanted to drop by and tell you how much I appreciate you. I know youre very busy these days and we dont interact often but its important for you to know I love you and will always be thankful for your kindness. You're funny and amazing and have even been like a parental figure to me. I was so lucky to have you as one of the first people I ended up interacting with when I joined tumblr. I dont think I'll be able to forget you. Men like you are rare and extraordinary. So, thank you. For being extraordinary. ILY.

Oh man, this means so much. I really appreciate that. I've been fearing lately that I haven't been able to be here enough to pop in and say hi, but I'm glad to see that that doesn't really matter. What's funny about this is my girlfriend recently brought up how I seem to be a natural father figure, and I'm surprised but pleased to know that I was able to be something akin to that for you. You're an extraordinary person yourself, you know. You're funny and talented, and I've appreciated your friendship on this site as well. So thank you for, well being you. I know that sounds corny and cliche, but I mean it lol