overheard conversation: Pre-Ap English
i sit by this really cute guy. he is a football player. (named Rody) but he is a major fuckboy. his friend sit in front of him. (named cam) He is also a football player and a major fuckboy. in front of me is this really hot chick. her name is Lee. the thing is, i dont hate lee. she just talks alot about how many guys slide into her dms and that she gets comments about her daily. like she said and read to me a message a guy sent her. âtbh i want to be more than friends and it hurts me that ill never get a girl with a body like yours. i want to have sex with youâ she was gushing about how that was sweet and im like wtf honey. well rody and cam have made plans to try to win her so they could fuck her. and stuff. and literally lie about themselves to make her like them. im like wtf. Lee is like âi want a friend with benefits, with no feelings attached. someone i can smoke weed with.â and rodys says âMan me too1!1!!! i want a cute girl who i can fuck and smoke weed with and chill. when i bring girls home my mom she doesnt come into my roomâ like i almost barfed. i have my head down acting like im asleep. everyday is a new lie. wanna know what really killed me. Lee is bi. so rody asked cam âis lee biâ cam said yes. and FUCKING RODY SAID âBRUH THATS EVEN HOTTERâ I AM LIKE WHAT THE FUCKKK HOW IS THAT HOT THO