Jesus: So, I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
Buddha: Jesus nO THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES.
Jesus: FLOOR IT?
Buddha: JESUS NO.
Jesus: HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND?
Buddha: JESUS YOU ARE GOING TO BURN OUR APARTMENT DOWN.
Jesus: I'M GOING TO HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE THESE COOKIES.
Buddha: JESUS P L E A S E.


















