Amanda Kay

Yeah yeah I know this site is dying and I haven’t used it for over a year but I might fuck around and ride it out

[memescomedy]

[valtsv]

me: my wife? that old ball and chain?

my wife, a chain chomp from super mario: *blushes*

[valtsv]

this is my wife everyone be nice to her

[lovegorou]

Your wife ruined my Mario 64 Bob-Bom Battlefield Speedrun I don't like your wife

[valtsv]

well i hope you've been practicing since then because you're about to have to speedrun for your life

[beefbroganoff]

@flitterly​

[dogjpeg]

[cockslaved]

Stinky

[dogjpeg]

[wusadesol]

[1eos]

alright somebody add the ‘you can excuse racism?’ meme

[rubyapologism]

[christopher-bryant]

[blanketfortarchitect]

I can’t believe we get to use this for once without having to edit it

[dreaming-c0rps3]

[recoiloperated]

Who's forcing you to work out?

[recoiloperated]

I've just realized I misunderstood this post.

[tchaikovskaya]

[seffersonjtarship-deactivated20]

there should be a gay sex aisle at the grocery store.

[firstunitarianchurch]

There should be a produce section at the sex shop

[rafikecoyote]

[postingmachine9000]

Reminder that Jason Isaacs wore less medals on his chest than Zhukov did IRL because they all thought the audience wouldn’t find it plausible for a man to be wearing that many medals

[coloradoqueen]

For reference.

[salparadisewasright-deactivated]

[fishingisuniversal]

Is…is that what we’re choosing to focus on?

[anxietyproblem]

[ohhhhhhhboyyyyyy]

[nero-neptune]

[annatorv]

im cleaning out my phone and found that i have saved this tiktok no less than Five separate times

[laughconfetti]

serotinin administered

[ameliafromafairytale]

[michaelyew]

I had a thought in a dream

[catchymemes]

[katealot]

Earth: does the same thing it’s done for 4.54 billion years

Humans:

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[hyolights-deactivated20151008]

when you 70 weeks down a persons instagram and trying to avoid the like button

[thatswutttheycallmeee]