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24. cis f she/her. easily amused. bibliophile. video game addict since 18mon. Current Addictions: Sense8, Leverage, Orphan Black, Veronica Mars, Parahumans: Worm, Babylon 5, TLBD, Gentleman Bastards, King Killer Chronicle, Farscape, Warehouse 13,...

[indigocatpaws]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Please do not contact me about the Supernatural ending I know everything and there’s not a single post I could make that will come near touching the sheer parody of itself that was its finale. Nothing I say will be funnier than what they did to themselves. Maybe now humankind can finally start to heal.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Never mind my friend Sera just told me on the phone that she thinks the Impala ascending physically to heaven is what creates the Catholic canon in the Pixar’s Cars universe

[unwastelandunbaby]

[sunfortune]

i did watch the first couple seasons of supernatural when i was younger and i thought belas character was so fun and different and of course they killed her bc she had woman on supernatural disease it was disappointing but whatever </3 BUT then i found out they actually didn’t plan on killing her she was just gonna leave the show but spn fans HATED her so much they like campaigned for her to die brutally on the show bc she was cunning and confident so they literally bought her back on the show to kill her and also kind of humiliate her and that’s why i think supernatural fans deserve every part of this finale. and the last ten years of garbage. god bless <3

[s4castiel]

everyone shut up. the last scene of the finale will be a piano falling on dean and sam waking up to heat of the moment playing because the last 12 seasons were just one really long contrived tuesday

[cursed-and-haunted]

The mood tonight lads

[jupiterscorpse]

would anyone like a summary. for laughs

[jupiterscorpse]

okay so for those who wanna laugh at spn but dont feel like watching it;

episode starts out with dean going to a pie festival. sam mentions how he wishes cas and jack were there and dean is like “true. oh well”

meanwhile some vampire mimes (for real) kill a man and abduct his kids. basic motw stuff ensues.

theres a cameo of a girl from season 1? she talks for two seconds, they show a flashback, and then kill her immediately

sam and dean free the kids and fight the vampires and one of them pushes dean. then sam goes to leave but dean is like “somethings got me” and come to find out he was pushed onto a hook that stabbed him in the abdomen from behind. he refuses help and says some bullshit for 10 minutes and then bleeds to death. a fucking HOOK killed him. on a show about monsters. a hook.

so sam continues being depressed. he is alone. continues doing hunts.

meanwhile dean wakes up in heaven! its so cool! wow! everyone is there! (you dont get to see them though). he sees his car (in heaven) and decides to take a drive (in heaven.)

as dean drives (in heaven) you see a montage of sam. he is walking with a toddler with “dean” embroidered on his overalls. then he is playing baseball with an older boy. in the background, a blurry blonde woman watches them. i guess thats sam’s generic wife and mother of his child that we never get to know the name of or see without a background blur

the montage progresses. sam gets old. he’s in a hospital bed in his house. his now adult son tells him “dad its okay. you can go.” so sam passes away due to old man disease.

meanwhile dean finishes his drive and gets out of the car. sam appears behind him. dean says “hey sammy” and they hug and the camera pans away while carry on my wayward son plays.

thats it. thats the ending.

[izombiesource]

izombie core 6 + weather (insp)

[mason-bees]

Castiel went to super hell so that Georgia could flip blue for the first time in nearly three decades and I think we should all just take a moment to appreciate his sacrifice

[official-lucifers-child]

well the devil went “down to georgia” so it’s logical to assume that normal hell is higher than georgia, therefore cas had to pass it on his way down to Hell 2.0 and decided to give it a bit of a push, ya know? a little bit of angelic energy

[official-lucifers-child]

okay i was wrong actually, georgia is Hell 2.0 and the devil goes down to georgia because he gotta check on his Really Bad people (and cas) so cas is in georgia actually

[carnationcomplex]

[meltedwings]

the funniest part of this is imagining what various politicians are thinking seeing “destiel” trending above all the political stuff. do they click on it? do they Know? is there an intern explaining it to them? what is going on in the simulation?

[a-good-omen]

“gays go to hell” factoid actually just statistical error. average gay goes to heaven. Gay Castiel, who was sent to super mega ultra hellx1000 after confessing gayness, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

2020 is a year

[nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice]

[9213829742038239-deactivated202]

if you had told me two months ago id be reblogging posts about destiel i wouldve killed you on the spot

[vampyrska-azhdaya-deactivated20]

[varls]

[midgelenny]

me on November 5, 2020 at 1:00 am, reading in the span of 5 seconds that votes still haven’t been finalized in multiple states, trump continues to yell about fraudulent votes, destiel became fanservice canon but in the most homophobic way possible, and putin is planning on resigning