Anyway scrimmages are enrichment for post-rivalry married on the Cens hollanov. Don’t talk to Shane right now Luca, he’s thinking about slamming Ilya into the boards and saying “Too slow, eh Rozanov?” Before expertly stealing the puck and scoring with reckless aggression on their poor backup goalie. He’s going to suck on Ilya’s bruise later. Wiebe is wondering if this is at all productive but like. Hollander and Rozanov did take a slight pay-cut.
Ilya in a huddle with Bood and Troy and the d-men like “don’t fuck this up for me we have to take him down” and Troy is smirking like “don’t you mean them?” And Ilya is like “NO. Hollander. We take him down like a hoard of ants. Why are you laughing Barrett? This is not funny. This is not haha. He sees through you and knows all your fears. He is relentless. When he can’t play hockey he reads about it. What was the last book you read, Dykstra?”
Harris: Here is a compilation video of stupid Hollanov competitions for your enjoyment ♥️🖤
Videos include, but are not limited to:
Who can tie their sneakers faster (Ilya, by 5 seconds),
Who can do the most of that water bottle toss/flip/land straight up challenge in a row (Shane, by 34. It was intense and a crowd gathered to watch. The Centaurs now try to break the record every so often, but no one can get close)
Who can juggle more (unsuccessful, competition suspended when a rogue juggling ball is tossed too poorly by Shane and breaks Weibe's office window)
Who can make it to the Centaur facilities' staff first to apologize for breaking said window (Ilya. He body checked Shane into a wall mid race.)
Who can pick more apples at Drover Family Orchards in 1 hour (To be replayed next harvest. Anya ate a bee and both Shane and Ilya freaked out.)
Who can fit more Veggie Straws in their mouth at once without choking/throwing up. (Shane, undisputed. It was disgusting and honestly a bit freaky to watch.)
