hot damn

Providing 100% of your RDA of stupidity since 1996. Not sfw.

[circlusion]

[ssopimir]

oh okay

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[segamascott]

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[shakespearestolemyurl]

Project Hail Mary text posts: part 3

[beemovieerotica]

[sea--burn]

five. hundred. cigarettes

[ellakas]

[ellakas]

[knight--error]

CANNOT take credit for these, my sister in law made them. Behold.

[sludgebitch]

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

[tlirsgender]

Hi it's me your cat coming at you again with Yucky Wet Sneeze

[teapotenuse]

First thing in the morning getting a sneeze in the face. We call this sneezons greetings

[pangur-and-grim]

this’ll be in the far future, but one day I do want to write a hetslop book

[pangur-and-grim]

[sludgebitch]

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

[cleaningouttherooms]

sex is some naked bullshit and food is some crap they found on the ground but online poker is forever

[helldevilsfromsatanland-deactiv]

what is it that they say? a young man asks the sage why there are no longer dragons. the old man says "dragons are the same. something happened to your eyes"

[helldevilsfromsatanland-deactiv]

a young man asks the sage why there are no longer dragons. the old man says "they're long enough."

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[nitewrighter]

Peer-reviewing tags by @dickwitch

[dyst-blogs]

fun fact: in the twilight movies instead of burning up in sunlight the vampires actually jsut sparkle. to learn more look up twilight sparkle on google

[deadpan-c]

[autophage]

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

[bibaleen]