Chaoticヽ(⌐■_■)/ ♪♬

Bisexual disaster | possibly demi-aroace??? As of like two days ago lol | she/her | neurodivergent 💅 | Drowning myself in music as you do Latest hyperfixation: going insane over Good Omens lately lowkey 😢 I’m gaslighting myself and pretending end of s2 and s3 didn’t happen so I can remain blissfully ignorant

[avatheoak]

“I send my luck”

6 hours and 82 layers later, it’s done <3 I love these two so much, you don’t understanddd 😫

[thatlittlegiraffie]

Mr alarm

Arm me a larm

Make it the larmiest arm arlam larm

[poppylop]

woops forgor to post here

[starsandscars81]

Assigning the crows Conan Gray songs bc yes

Kaz - Nauseous

Inej - Holidays

Jesper - The Other Side

Nina - Generation Why

Matthias - Found Heaven

Wylan - Summer Child (Family Line and Winner seemed too much the obvious choices)

[es272]

[zevampirex]

They have broke my heart and then put it back together 🥲

[thatlittlegiraffie]

Funny how my biggest enemy is actually myself. This funkly little bitch fights me at every turn and not even for valid reasons.

‘I’m tired’ bestie we’ve been tired for years. We go to bed tired. We wake up tired. We came out of the womb tired.

‘I don’t want to do it right now’ I don’t want to do life right now either. It’s a mood. You’ve been feeling ‘I don’t want to do it rn’ about literally everything. What do you want to do right now. Cease to exist.

Buckle up your seatbelt, stop listening to Against The Kitchen Floor by Will Wood, and let’s get cracking on the shitload of work we need to do already istg

[queerbookbitch]

cough cough, au proposal; the crows being teens in a boarding school haunted and tormented by an eldritch evil residing in that school that takes the form of whatever they desire most: which is each other.

this is crazy as hell

also I love this

im sorry im making this into a meme

Nina: haha kaz i bet the thing will turn into kruse for you

kaz: very funny, but I suppose that's as close to love as I can feel

thing: *turns into inej*

kaz, sweating profusely,: haha it must be for you Nina, I've seen how you look at inej

[aweirdlyspecificamountofsnails]

I'm sure I'm literally the last person to realize this, but when Kaz says this:

He's not just deflecting having to talk about his parents and his past.

Kaz Brekker was born out of the harbor. His mother is ketterdam. And he was born out of the greed of a man trying to wring a few kruge out of some young pigeons. His father is profit.

[thatlittlegiraffie]

Saw a post from @pukicho on my dashboard the other day and it was so fucking terrifying honestly, I thought they were just some mythical eldritch tumblr user that like, wasn’t around anymore, because I only ever saw them on old Pinterest screenshots, but???? They’re still around?????? I need to go lie down

[shimmerytimbers]

frosbite studios blessing us with this GORGEOUS fanart, as per usual

[poorlythoughtoutdescisions]

Wylan and Jesper out for a walk in a modern au

Wylan keeps getting hit on

Jesper getting increasingly pissed off because that's my boyfriend but also secretly why am i not getting hit on i spent 2 hours on this fit

[cryptidstealingyourcreditcard]

headcanon that whenever jesper decides to propose to wylan, he meticulously plans a whole romantic evening and practices a speech and everything, and then immediately spoils all his plans by blurting out “please marry me” at the most mundane and unexpected moment

[polycrowtruther]

Headcanon that Kaz is prepared to just blurt out "marry me" at the next available chance he gets and yet Inej and him proceed to have the most fairytale beautiful absolutely romantic evening, they eat dinner under the stars and run through the Exchange in the dead of night like rebellious teenagers and steal booze from a fussy old Mercher's winery and drink themselves giggly taking in the skyline of Ketterdam and Inej just turns to him and holds up a ring and is like, "I'm tired of watching you steal all you like without at least taking my last name" or something suaver than she thought she was capable of and Kaz is breathless.

And Jesper wants to be angry that they got the romantic story and he proposed to Wylan in the Grishaverse equivalent of the grocery store but Wylan had just looked so happy laughing at Jesper's joke he couldn't help himself and is that not in of itself what romance is meant for?

[avatheoak]

“I send my luck”

6 hours and 82 layers later, it’s done <3 I love these two so much, you don’t understanddd 😫

[hauntedrollercoaster]

The idea that someone could know me so personally that they could direct someone on where my freckles are supposed to be after not seeing them for about a month is earth shattering.

[phantomantz]

mini comic based on that one leaked script 💔

[dasiesanddarkness]

everyone is saying that the Louvre heist was pulled off by the crows and only could have been planned by Kaz Brekker but lowkey it feels more like Jesper kept insisting he could plan a better heist than Kaz until Kaz finally let him plan one expecting it to crash and burn with sixteen back up plans and then Jesper’s plan actually worked

Jesper two days before: so we’ll use a *rolls dice* ladder to get in through the *pulls a paper out of a hat* second floor window where we’ll steal *throws a dart at a board* a bunch of jewelry and then ride away on scooters!

Wylan: and how will we get to the jewelry?

Jesper: …smash through the glass? Ooh! or we could use that thing that cuts holes in glass!

Nina: and what do we do with the ladder afterwards?

Jesper: …set it on fire?

Inej: and you genuinely think this is going to work?

Jesper: …yes?

Matthias: this is not going to end well

Kaz and Inej scootering away after

Inej: so you pulled some strings to make it work?

Kaz, *still reeling and incredibly confused*: …no…i can’t believe he pulled that off

[thatlittlegiraffie]

Kaz was definitely that kid that walked into the crime scene in like a suit who everyone thought was a proper detective to see how on earth Jesper ‘play poker to decide which museum we rob next week’ Fahey could’ve pulled that off