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Huzzahz, I'm Banana / Ash | 13+ | Aroace | Artist | Musician | Writer | Youtuber | CC BY

[thatlonelybanana]

Shenanigans beget Shenanigans

My child, at one point: I summon thy, lord of all bananian bananas, art thou present to talk to me?

Oh what is someone-

Oh yeah about time I redid this-

Hullo, I'm ThatLonelyBanana, though feel free to call me just Banana or Ash.

As a traditional/digital artist and writer, I will sometimes shitpost on here just for funzies. Most of my art/oneshots will be fandom, though you may see some OCs. I sometimes do art requests, might do challenges some day, just depends lol.

Note that I might take a bit to respond to asks since I occasionally use tumblr. This is an issue on probably all of my socials lol ;w;

FAQ and more under the cut

FAQ

Q: are asks/art requests open?

A: asks are almost always open, for art requests it varies, but mostly? Sure, I don't mind. Just keep in mind they'll mainly be smol doodles and sketches.

Q: Will you draw/write NSFW?

A: Drawing? Absolutely no. Kissing even is just- blegh. But writing, I'm okay with it, as long as it's not rape or non con and doesn't go against any boundaries.

Q: Do you have any other socials?

A: The mains are this blog, @ThatLonelehBanana on Wattpad, and ThatLonelyBanana on YouTube, but if you ever want to find me, yeah- ThatLonelyBanana, I use the same tag n such unless it’s already taken (curse you wattpad!!)

Q: How old are you/what's your real name/(insert identifying info asking)

A: Yesn't. I live on earth, I'm 4-99 years old, and my real name is Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Sage also works.

Q: Do you have any art/writing tips?

A: might make a post one day, I'll link that here when that happens :P but for now, r e f e r e n c e s.

Q: Hexagons?

A: The bestagons.

Tags

#tlbart - general art tag

#asktlb - responding to asks

#tlbtalks - me ranting

#tlbreqs - my reblogs of requests I’ve done on other’s acc’s

#dailydoodlz - my (not so daily) doodles for you guys! Usually just sketchbook shenanigans

Master Posts

Comics DailyDoodlz Fandoms

(I need to update this pic)

[ultimatespider]

the pros of reading ao3 fics in public is that their layout is so clean and simple that people would think you’re reading some academic researches when you’re in fact reading a 50k fic. the cons is that you need to control your face all the fucking time

[fuckyeahisawthat]

An additional feature: the layout is clean and simple BUT anyone familiar with AO3 will immediately recognize it. Pro or con? You decide.

[lynati]

If they know it enough to recognize it on sight, they probably aren’t going to be judging me about it.

[geardrops]

they were also at the devil’s sacrament

[thatlonelybanana]

Currently dying a battle jacket black and I feel like an evil witch poking back the demons with their stick going “back, back you” as I stab the fabric back under the dye water

[raulimages]

[im-mender]

Smoking on that we'd

[thatlonelybanana]

THERE IS BABYPOWDER EVERYWHERES

anyways fun fact eyeliner is a fun medium to use for fake tattoos

[thatlonelybanana]

I didn’t do so hot on my college algebra final :[

Oh well at least it didn’t tank my grade like midterms did

[thatlonelybanana]

Crazy rant but I’m pretty sure I just saw my vice principal (the guy wears a specific type of sunglasses and shade of blue polo shirts and is also bald, and this guy fit the description) on the side of the highway (it was a cop car that pulled over four other cars, my vice principal was at the front) wearing a kilt.

I am not fine.

[thatlonelybanana]

I was just sorting through my school email since the new school year is coming up soon (and I needed something that was going to be hard to find without also sorting) and

I forgot I sent myself this

[thatlonelybanana]

Staring at my inbox that lies and tells me there’s two asks inside

Glaring at the comments of several posts that refuse to show the ghost that haunts me

I might be unblocking a few people tonight

[thatlonelybanana]

I think I may have finally gotten a firm grasp on rendering and shading for the most part? (Don’t look at the wings don’t look at the wings don’t look at the wings—)

Anyways have more Max art (I’m a little obsessed, aren’t I?)

I love how the jacket came out, like, how did I do that. How

[kyri45]

Guards! Put the blond man in spandex in situations!

Ahah you thought it was gonna be a silly introduction? Well me and @sam-i-am-27 have been coocking some more loree. (PREV)

[faerieinthehumanworld]

So this is BRILLIANT

[stxrlvci]

CANON SLIMEKNIGHT THINGS U MIGHT NOT KNOW ( WIFIES CONFIRMED )

VIDEO : Destroying a world that doesn't exist QNA!!! LIVE QNA : Twifies

EVERYTHING IS CANON

btw not related but wifies uses pintrest omg

#1: do they have a job?

Avery and D3rlord3 have a job, D3rlord is a freelance coder and Avery is a skateboard instructor and he likes to surf

#2 : what do they look like irl

wifies said they have no canon appearance so ppl can draw them however they like

#3: do avery and derek live close

YESSS OMG THEY DO, they live in the same city

#4 : what happened to avery when he got pushed into the void

uhhh he woke up, he was fine. he just woke up and wasnt hurt

#4.5 : did avery forget everything

yeah he did but he canonically watched wifies video (both) so it all came back to him and he was sad and stuff

#5 : whats up with averys and d3rlords relationship

wifies: "not much, the viewer can interpret it. i mean.. avery knows nothing about derek and derek knows everything about avery. so it is a intrest ing dynamic thats people dont get often"

#6 : if anything turned out good at the end, would they be good friends?

wifies said that theyed be good friends in real life, and literally said, quote: 'they are linked for life'. its literally yaoi

#7 : how did avery react when he read d3rlord3s last letter?

wifies: "i dont mean to be that person but avery was devastated. like, mot to be that guy but he was crying. heh."

#8 : if avery could say one last thing to derek, what would it be?

he would say sorry that he let him down. yeah ik its sad

#9: their age

wifies doesnt want to give avery a canon age but he is IN COLLEGE. and derek didnt get a question about his age, but derek dropped out of college but hes still very smart

#10 : does derek actually have a life??

he has a youtube channel where he posts videos about computer science and cybersecurity and stuff

#11: their personality

wifies: "for derek, its kind of like, anyone can be peter parker under the mask. you can choose, you can decide his personality."

and avery is just a genuinely happy, kind, nice person. he cared a lot about derek even when he knew nothing about him.

#12: is derek a longtime minecraft player

yeah, hes like a minecraft nerd who knows everything about chunks and nerd stuff, and redstone.

#13 : dereks relationship with his parents.

derek does not like his dad very much, he has daddy issues. but he has a good relationship with his mom.

#14 : is sfawtde and dawtde based on a true story?

not really but is a little bit based OFF WIFIES EX GF BREAKUP. YOUR NOT BEATING THE YAOI ALLEGATIONS.

#15 : who does wifies relate more to

he said: "d3rlord3 is a self insert. haha im just kidding. or am i." but he relates more to d3rlord3

#16 : avery and d3rlords favorite food

avery is a big fan of indian food and derek likes chicken rice and broccoli and derek loves smoothies

i want @ohvennn to see this now, they have amazing headcanons and i think this would help them

[stxrlvci]

i want more people to see this and i have more facts which i already posted on another post but here:

1 : Would avery play roblox?

Yeah he played it as a kid but a little less now

2: What kind of gameplay does d3rlord3 and Avery play

D3r plays survival and Avery plays hypixel

3: Whats Averys and D3rlord3s favprite festive drinks?

D3rlord likes tea and Avery like warm milk

4: Would they be late to a party?

Theyd both be a little late

5: What is D3rlords and Averys MBTI?

D3rlord is either ISTP, ISTJ, INTP. Avery is INFP or ESFP

6: Whats Averys go-to order at Mcdonalds or fav fast food place

Avery loves his shake shack

7: what college courses would derek and avery take?

d3rlord likes robotics and avery likes botany and biology

8 : D3rlord3 and Averys estimated IQs and how large is their intelligence gap?

Wifies: "D3rlord would be up there, the world has seemed to headcanon that avery is stupid but its not far off. I dont have exact numbers but there's definitely a gap. D3rlord is great with patterns whereas avery is less so."

9 : what kind of texters are d3lord3 and avery?

Averys a good texter but d3rlord3 can take like 3 days to respond with a sentence 

10: what type of music do they listen to?

Averys listens to alt rock and 70s rock and D3rlord3 listens to house music and jazz

11: which side of the bed does avery wake up on?

Avery rolls around a lot and falls out of his bed sometimes

12: what shoes would Avery or D3r wear?

Avery likes loafers and d3rlord wears whatever beaters hes had since 10th grade

13: is avery a master at bedwars or just skywars?

avery is the goat of Minecraft everything except intelligence 

14 : Does d3rlord know any other languages?

D3rlord was fluent in 5 languages before the 'incident' and now he is fluent in all

15: whats d3rlords and averys home life?

D3rlord was raised by a single mother and Aves had a pretty nuclear family home life

D3rlord fun facts:

His favorite color is royal red

He dropped out of college because he found it unfulfilling which is unfortunate bc he received a full ride merit scholarship 

His parents made him play the piano at a young age but he quit after he moved out 

Avery fun facts:

Averys fav subject is chemistry but hes pretty bad at it

Hes not the brightest / smartest but he is mechanically gifted at minecraft

Hes a genuine good and nice person

He has a small pet slime in minecraft

[alphajn]

Holds onto these fr now because I did see the list but my memory is so ass.

Suddenly my comics are all half invalidated LMAO /hj

[thatlonelybanana]

I have reached the point of learning where I maladaptive daydream about a random post here talking about calculus being basically weight lifting for your brain, and then dreaming up an animated GIF of some football player doign squats and then proceeding the chuck the barbell at the enemy that's running with the ball and the guy flopping over and dropping the ball only to get dogpiled anyways by like five guys only to come back to my legs slightly chilly and literally no work whatsoever done on the equation that is staring back at me like I'm a zoo exhibit

[thatlonelybanana]

minor sobbing as I stare at logarythmnic functions and solving them

[thatlonelybanana]

Laughing my ass off at a guy who, despite the designated right hand turn with a yield and split off concrete thingy, decided to go straight and stop at the light, then realized he needed to go right, and proceeded to TURN RIGHT AT THE STRAIGHTNESS If ya gonna accidentally go the wrong way, at LEAST reroute the right way via a parking lot or something. THERE WAS ONE RIGHT THEREEEEE

[thatlonelybanana]

Where o' where o' where is my notes? Upon the ground haveth they go? Yes, indeed, now I have found My notes of which will bring me ten pounds

Where o' where o' where is my pen? Upon the table haveth you been? Yes indeed now I have got A PEN TO WRITE ALL OF CAMELOT!!!

[cherryblossomshadow]

Ackles Ass Equation analysis

So I’m a bit confused here. This equation doesn’t actually match the picture?

I found this: 

For context, I’m a maths nerd. And as soon as I saw this little fandom phenomenon, I had to check it out. So I popped over to Desmos, and typed it in. But the given equation:  y = -(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10 (for 1<x<12) doesn’t give the curve as shown? It’s actually a pretty straight looking line?

I tried widening and shortening the window. I tried radians and degrees. Nothing worked. @vincent–van–ghoul​​ also talks about this in their Ackles Ass Equation 2.0 peer-reviewed post. 

Then I saw it. This post gives a picture of the equation, but without most of the parentheses.

And there it is! The answer! A most unfortunate one to anybody who tattooed this on their bodies or something.

The equation, as passed around, looks like this:  y = -(sin(x^(1.7/6)+4)+(1/x))+10 (for 1<x<12). I know all those parentheses are gross, but it translates over to this:

But the pictured graph comes from this equation:

Somehow, parentheses got added to the equation as it got passed around, which puts the 6 up into the exponent. 

So, the parentheses version of the equation should look like this:  y = -(sin(x^1.7/6+4)+(1/x))+10. Due to order of operations, you could just drop the parentheses around the (1.7/6), or you could move them to be around just the (1.7) or the (x^1.7). As long as the 6 is not in the exponent. 

And then you get this:

The famous curve is pictured in red. The graph for the famous equation is pictured in blue for contrast. 

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk, I guess?

[ensigneckles]

Thanks for correcting the math, Misha. 😏

[cherryblossomshadow]

#This seems like something he would do lol #Jackles Ass Equation correction (tags courtesy of @asif-nothingmagicalhadhappened)

Omigoodness, I’ve been accused of being Misha! I am getting a good grade in supernatural tumblr, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve 😇

[cherryblossomshadow]

AND I’M ON THE WIKI NOW 🤯

[cherryblossomshadow]

Responses to comments:

@kittsu-makes-glass on Aug 2 So I’m not a math person at all. Could you help me out with an equation for a different curved line?

Depends on what it is. I sent you a message then and haven’t heard anything back, so ig not 🤷‍♀️

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@atticuswastaken on Aug 22 I’m so late but I plugged both into desmos and they’re… inverted 90° angles… both of them

I was unable to replicate that problem, but if you can put a screenshot, I can try to play around with it

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@witchesgetstitches-18 on Sep 5 Mine is giving me a different line, a super squiggly one, but I put in the right equation?

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@freaky-always on Oct 10 #yeah it didnt work right when i typed in the equation that gets passed around #ty for this information #should i tell my algebra teacher about jensen ackles’ ass #edit desmos hates me and it shows up different for me for some reason

I was also very puzzled when I put in the equations and got this:

I checked the scale on the picture in the original post and saw that the X-axis shows from 1-10, with a step of 1, while the Y-axis shows from 0-20, with a step of 5. I don’t remember playing with the scaling back then, but it’s been four years so 🤷‍♀️

It’s also possible that Desmos scaled it automatically back then, but doesn’t scale it automatically now?

Anyhoo, clicking the wrench and adjusting the scale gets me this:

As you can see, I adjusted the steps for both the X- and Y-axis to 1 and 5, respectively, along with extending the range for the Y-axis up to 20.

I also found that changing the Y-axis to logarithmic has a similar effect (wrench > More Options > Y-Axis: Logarithmic)

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*claps hands*

And now we all know never to trust any visual representation of math, especially statistics or asses