Wherever & Whenever

I'm Megan...... Awkward&Hungry. *insert all food emojis here*

[godanott]

i feel like i’ve given birth to my first child

[gendergenius]

why don't straights understand that the sweet considerateness and tenderness of a first kiss starting with "can I kiss you?" far outweighs the 'passion' of someone just doing it without asking

[the-hsuhao-fan-who-wants-to-fuck]

Or kissing someone without permission and sucking them up and spitting out their bones 

[zeitgeistluvr]

[disaster-punk-deactivated202112]

[rectumvsmicrowave]

[kiwi-smug-silvalina]

[kipp-your-secrets]

[destructoray]

[airmetsierra]

[prettyoddfever]

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[africanaquarian]

jennifer’s body not realistic bc if i had a demon friend who killed dumb ass men for sustenance i would let her like we can work that out

[the-memedaddy]

Me_irl

[faggottt]

me after 4 days of self-quarantine

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

date of origin: 15th March 2020

[jvgsjeff]

[everythingfox]

Pleasure doing business

(via)

[strangeparker]

this speaks to me on a spiritual level

[yeezus-fish]

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

[suspend]

why are boys hot and cute like wtf take a break

[mousesounds-moved]

[patdsnaps]

[juulpromocode]

i love nyquil. its just lile. detroit become liquid. i dont use the measure cup i just chug what feels right . im moving backwards through a brick wall rn

[juulpromocode]

you could fit anything in me rn im so relaxed

[juulpromocode]

for sure gonna shit the bed tonight

[theblehthatbloos]

You’ve summed up nyquil in a way that most could not

[juulpromocode]

hello