mbti types as people I’ve met
entp:
probably invented multitasking
really awkward social butterfly
the kind of person that watches 10 series at the same fucking time
cute nerd
can be suprisingly stubborn
isfj:
either a hufflepuff or a slytherin
*has cheated on a test once and never did it again because they felt so bad about it*
phlegmatic
so many gay ships
you know you fucked up when they’re really angry at you
estp:
the most chill person you’ll ever meet
looks flawless even when they’re not trying
“I am the best” - they’re goddamn right
softie on the inside
basically Tony Stark
infj:
pretty awkward for someone with auxiliary fe
kind of bitter and done with life
intense stare
they go from “nice to meet you” to “your parents were abusive which resulted in you having no confidence in your abilities” real fast
they have more secrets than I have daily thoughts about killing myself and that is impressive
intp:
more intelligent than most people give them credit for
actual sinnamon roll
you’re dead the second they start scheming against you
they secretly crave affection
likes to tease their friends
estj:
damn they really do like screaming at other people when they’re pissed
really good at telling stories
even better at organizing parties
genuinely wants to help you
don’t really give a fuck about rules
esfj:
pretty shy at first
have a hard time with reserved people
a bitch for gossip
respected by most people, even the ones who dislike them
stubborn as shit
entj:
it doesn’t matter what you’re good at, there’s always an entj who’s better at it
the mentor who doesn’t die
they will crush you if you cross a line
pretty laidback and chill actually
as stable as a rock
istj:
aren’t appreciated enough
they all have that secret inner Eddard Stark inside them
loyal to a fault
cinnamon roll
tough love
enfj:
charismatic af
they will tell you about their whole life in a subtle way even when though you did not ask
kind of clingy if they like you
loves going to parties
always perceptive about everyone but themselves
infp:
social justice warrior
kind of self destructive
full of love and hatred at the same time
they need to chill
“animals are better than people”
istp:
weird main character
probably smokes weed
that person who comes up with a plan that makes no sense whatsoever
I question their sanity every once in a while
deep and philosophical
isfp:
lowkey badass
probably artistic or good in sports
would probably punch you if you’re an asshole
Fi doms generally need to chill tbh
means well but handles stuff the wrong way sometimes
esfp:
can be so troublesome if unhealthy
”I will do what I want, mom!”
always played outside as a kid
probably feels like the world treated them the wrong way
kinda hot though?
intj:
aren’t interested in many things, but when they are, then they’re really passionate about it
world domination is an actual goal
“I don’t need to feel in order to understand”
they will judge you for every irrational thing you do
sighs about your stupidity, but helps you anyway
enfp:
argued with their teacher at least once
sassy and funny
don’t know what to do with their life
can lash out on their loved ones if hurt
good at making friends
