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The tag I use for posts is Jumbo Sploingus uhhh
We can get rather silly…but also serious at times
shiomi yoru having a lesbian awakening reading a purple tear themed fixers monthly magazine
so is it tear or tear did we figure that out
the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form
also wait kind of a psa to anyone who's new to tumblr and has just left their blog blank while they figure the site out: you probably don't want to do that! blank blogs on this site are most often bots and a lot of people will block them because of that, so even if you don't have anything to put on your blog (which is totally fine), you should probably at least change the title to literally anything besides the default "untitled". you can literally just put like "not a bot" or something like that-- no need to worry about sounding realistic because bots will either be "untitled" or something porn related usually. (for that reason, and also general internet safety especially in our current horrible era of genAI, probably don't make your icon a picture of yourself as well!) you can change that stuff by going into your blog settings -> appearance, or the palette icon at the top by your name if ur on mobile.
For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate.
Okay so normal rules then
its cool that sometimes people try to have one kid and accidentally have two kids. flavorful. more things should work like that. get married and suddenly there's a second wife. pass the interview and end up with two jobs. etc. keep em guessing
I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.
It’s a Tree. There was a tree there. Folks cut down a tree, they usually don’t pull the roots, it’s like a Whalefall for fungus and burrowing invertebrates. They feast for decades.
It’s tree roots. I know that’s not cool and adventurous but I promise you it’s tree roots.
No, that's where they dumped the body of my good friend, Mr. Five by Five. We called him that because he was five feet tall and five feet wide. Perfectly spherical.
yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.
I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.
When I was in high school, I lived in a small progressive city in a spot of red. Our GSA threw everything into observing the Day of Silence, and blanketed the school in big, visible, bracelets for people to wear in support of their silent classmates.
On the bus one spring, on the Day of Silence, I overheard two girls talking about the fact that one of them was wearing a support bracelet. She said, "I don't actually support 'them', but, you know, it's basically socially suicide to say that."
And I was so, so glad. To know that I went to a school, in a place and a time, where people needed to conceal their hate, instead of needing to conceal their love.
things not to say when someone tells you they’re having a baby, from a transgender autistic guy named Algernon who has experienced a lot of trial and error:
Why? I know this is the question you want to ask. You are not allowed to ask it. I’m not sure why it’s frowned upon but you can’t.
You should name it after me. Not funny. No one laughs. A selfish statement that takes the attention off the pregnant party and shifts it to you. This joke is a flop, save it for the next pet they get.
Is it mine? It’s not mine. I have no testicles. If there is a possibility it is yours, they’ll tell you. Probably. No one wants an interrogation in this moment.
my dear legend Algernon, just "Why?" is actually hilarious and i promise it will be used
beware of 3Dfication! it could happen to you, to a friend, or even to your DOG!!
Gay Puppy Gay Puppy Gay Puppy
I’m sure this will get buried but for the sake of answering all your FAQs
- they’re Opawz pet specific dyes. Non toxic made specifically for dogs. Once they’re set and rinsed they can groom themselves normally, they pose no danger to her in any way, no fumes, there’s no bleach involved
- my dog is trained with cooperative care skills, the process is not stressful for her, she gets paid heavily for her cooperation and looks forwards to the opportunity to earn extra snacks with the grooming
- she’s a mini American shepherd, her name is Yoshi
this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem
1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"
2. hitting the baby will still win you the game
for this part, i wish they had mei’s voice switch from a male voice when he said “i’m a guy” and also in the motel scene where mei flashed his body to gero
There's a thing about Sinclair that I never really see anyone talk about that I just keep thinking about. And it's the fact that despite everything that happened to him, he stayed kind.
No matter how much trauma he went through, no matter how many people had betrayed the sinners, no matter how much death and evil he'd seen in the City, no matter now much his naivety had been proven to do nothing, no matter how many deaths he claimed… He stayed kind. And even his Certain Future Self didn't become jaded, he's still kind. He didn't give up on kindness. He still sees good in the world.
Sinclair is a kind-hearted gentle person and I think that is his biggest strenght no matter what people who hate on him think. Because if not for his kindness, the sinners wouldn't have shown Don Quixote/Sancho that her dream didn't end, and in many moments where kindness is needed, he's here to provide it.
What strikes me as interesting is how different that is from how he is in the book, where ever since Sinclair got pulled into the world of dark he became more and more depressed and jaded, he lost the kindness and innocence he once had as a child. And yet, our Sinclair didn't.
Why that is? I think it's because our Sinclair has actual support system, friends. In the book at that time of his life he was completely alone and when he had one friend he fucked it up just to be a loner again. But our Sinclair has the sinners, his friends, and say what you want but I genuinely do think sinners care for each other deeply. And I think Certain Sinclair proves that even more, as he says thinking about his bus days was one of the only things that kept him going, gave him hope.
Sinclair stays kind, and that is extremely important.