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ive never wanted a man carnally more than s1 e17 of house md when house fucks up the chairman of the board because he’s a moneyhungry tyrant on a powertrip

#im not even attracted to him regularly #just to integrity and a distain for capitalistic greed i guess #house md

korunak

christ in the wilderness, ivan kramskoy

thatbitchsimone

he looks like he needs a cigarette

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

i dislike medical dramas and despise the snarky, generally shitty man who’s always somehow right archetype. anyway wanna guess what show I’ve been burning through?

#house #house md #i dont get it i dont know why this happened #this is like 10 things i hate about you when kat gets with patrick and everyones like ???#<-or i guess taming of the shrew #I DONT KNOW HOW HE BEWITCHED ME

kilncreatures

what the hell

minotaurapologist

Interesting….

depsidase

do-not-u-dare

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate

lesspopped

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

#hello skin cancer happens when uv rays penetrate your cells and break (yes break) your dna strands #and when your dna breaks there is a higher chance your cells’ ability to replicate correctly will be impaired #if you dont wear sunscreen this will happen #be safe instead #thank you

alphacrone

i don't really want to weight in on the "using big words in your writing is ableist" discourse happening on tiktok because i'm like 90% certain it's an anti-intellectual psyop to stir up drama in online circles to promote the use of ai to summarize literally everything and thus feeding the LLMs and lowering the populace's mistrust of such tools but i also have to say: dictionaries and thesauruses are the most accessible they've ever been. if you use an e-reader of any kind you can look up a word without leaving the page. there's a plethora of online dictionaries and if you just type a word + "meaning" into google it'll usually give you a definition. we used to have pocket dictionaries we used when reading in class. i have two on my shelf right now that i used in high school. stop letting the fascists purposefully misuse anti-ableism rhetoric to trick you into never thinking again.

#right now there’s a great chance that if you’re on a phone or tablet you can highlight a word you dont know and look up is already a button #its that easy! genuinely!

sceptixfakemon

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

being a phannie who just watches their videos is so funny because every new video you find out some new horrifying parasocial thing those two men endured and you just go “what”

#ive been following them since llama hat amazing book is not on fire days #but ive never gotten into the phandom aside from the v occasional meme so ive just been blissfully unaware #also when i say funny i mean like it’s ridiculous #what dan and phil have hone through over the years is horrible and theyre both incredibly strong to have endured it and been so forgiving #also obligatory: not every phannie is evil obviously 80% are chill its just some people really overstep #dan and phil #dnp #daniel howell #phil lester #dan and fucking phil

cybergrapeuk

When a friendship on Tomodachi Life is so good, you gotta draw it.

#MOB AND LOLA FROM CHARLIE AND LOLA!???????????????????#the internet is such a beautiful place

rosemarycomrade

Okay I must confess: I do not actually find Count Binface very funny. I think as a comedian he is truly, terribly middling. Every one of his joke proposals or platforms seems designed to amuse my father, and that is not high praise. However. His presence is hilarious. There is nothing funnier to me than a room or stage full of politicians in suits and ties, and Count Binface. Now that Binface for the Commons is, if still a pipe dream, a slightly more plausible pipe dream, we have to face the reality of the bit becoming stale. I think that if he gets into parliament he has to drop the jokes - keep the outfit and voice though - and just stand there in the Commons doing normal MP stuff while everyone around him either tries to ignore him or to take him seriously. This is the only way a Binface tenure can be funny.

cowboyhatesithere

250 years and most native tribal groups continue to not be federally recognized. Embarrassing!

cowboyhatesithere

Hey so a small thing that literally everyone who sees this is capable of is correcting any “used to” statements about native people in this country.

“Native people used to live in this National Park” No. They still do.

“Native people used to tell these stories-” No. They still do.

“Native people used to use this plant as a natural remedy-” No. They still do.

Better yet, familiarize yourself with the tribes local to you. Odds are, they do not yet have federal recognition. You can still read the stories they have to share, you can share their ongoing battle for recognition with others, you can sign petitions and spread the word to others to do so as well. But do something.

the-haiku-bot

“Native people used

to live in this National

Park” No. They still do.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

#uk politics #wahoo #count binface #count binface if you can hear me

cikebabbler

i just found out ppl didn't like or didn't read the footnotes in babel bc they're "just additional information" and i just want to say rEAD THEM PLS BABEL IS MEANT TO READ LIKE A MEMOIR A NONFICTION HISTORICAL ACCOUNT THE FOOTNOTES AREN'T THERE JUST FOR STYLISTIC PURPOSES IT'S MEANT TO IMMERSE YOU INTO THE SPECULATIVE NATURE OF THE STORY LET YOURSELF BE IMMERSED THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T APPRECIATE THE BOOK YOU'RE NOT ENGAGING WITH IT IN THE WAY YOU'RE MEANT TO READ THE FOOTNOTES

queenofapeacefuldawn

The concept of Alice reanimating Grimes by using his dead, stitched together body parts (mentioning Frankenstein) and, towards the end, as Alice destroys him, Grimes telling Alice "I created you" and Alice responding with "you shouldve been kinder to your creations" is this mic on

#YOU #yes.

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