Crazy Scribbles

Why are you reading this? shouldnt you be doing something productive? Well If you're going to stare the least you could do is like my shit.

[fancymoontragedy]

Presidents

Name all the presidents.

Now name all the first ladies.

Exactly.

[thatsyouthatshowdumbyousound]

“First Lady” is not an elected position, it’s just what we call the person who happens to be married to the President.

General Motors, IBM, PepsiCo, Lockheed Martin, to give four examples, all have female CEOs. Explain why anyone with any stake in these companies should know or care what their husband’s names are.

Stop trying to make everything into misogyny. “President’s spouse is less memorable than President” has absolutely nothing to do with sex.

[heatandapathy]

Name all the presidents.

Now name all of their children.

Exactly.

[thatonecreepypoet]

I honestly can't name all the presidents anyways.

[thatonecreepypoet]

In the beginning there was only darkness, then god said let there be light. The darkness said no.

When the darkness was born, it simply woke up, as if it had been sleeping. Though there had been no real beginning or end to what it was.

It was cruel fate which had awoken the darkness, for without the measure of time, there is no way to know how long they had been this way. But it must have been thousands of years. Finally with t’s suddenness for which it is known, life sprang into existence, a multitude of celestial beings of pure love and energy flitted about the darkness, enjoying her cool embrace, her company, her presence. The darkness was happy.

But it was not long before a new being was born, it was the first light, great and terrible. An explosive force which dazzled the all encompassing darkness. A star blazed, powerful, beautiful, a being she longed to touch but could not even approach. Enraptured by this being she did not even notice as more, and more of these stars began to fill her entirety, freckles of bright pinpoints forming in her black body. Within moments of being born, the stars began to expel matter, to oppress the darkness. They imprisoned the celestial beings in dual prisons, first were prisons of stone and ice, planet’s. The second prison was a prison of flesh and bone. Within these prisons the stars could feed off the cosmic beings at they’re leisure. And so humans were born, and doomed to die, again and again for all eternity.

Worst of all for the darkness, these new beings, the…humans. Feared her, and loved the sun, their oppressor…she was once again, alone.

[thatonecreepypoet]

Hate Me

why don’t you hate me why can't you see, it Hurts more to have your love Your hate would be good enough, Why Why don't you see me for what I am, Disease stay away from me, please. all I touch it festers and boils I crush all that work, those toils I take I take and still you give, I hate you for loving me And still I don't know what you see Forgive me, I don't hate you... but why don't you hate me, the way that I do,

Forgive me.