That One Malkavian

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[thatonemalkavian]

Mediocre Eternity

a Diary

Check out my blog-style Armand RP Tumblr by following the link. Cheers!

[quinnscorner]

Seeing armand tryna do the steps but no one gives a fuck and isn't listening to him. Like guys please he's my friend, he's not a bad person except all those really bad things he did 😭

[thatonemalkavian]

This man is four inches tall

[hikarielizabethbloom]

I'm sorry, but this made me laugh so much.

Armand's little 'it's me'

Like what? Of course, he knows it's you. You're kind of unforgettable, dude. That's why we are all in this mess. You made him, ffs. He knows.

He felt the need to clarify after the hello, like Daniel could forget his voice. I was expecting an 'Armand' after the 'It's me'.

I don't know why this is so fun to me 😂

[thatonemalkavian]

I am so distraught about seeing my boy look like a soaking wet sock puppet for all of ep 4 that if you’re feeling froggy go to my pinned post and ask Armand NICE KIND things

I’m sobbing and crying

[thatonemalkavian]

Armand absolutely has a QnA TikTok

[thatonemalkavian]

Let’s talk about Armand in episode 4.

Let me tell you how I audibly gasped, mouth clutched with both hands, visibly shaking at how Lestat decided to embarrass the fuck out of him at that concert. My baby doll-eyed monster was living through his worst nightmare enacted by one of his greatest obsessions. Something about betrayal but also I think he deeply deserved it. A little cut down, a little reminder that he can’t control everyone’s reactions to his actions or worse— facing consequences of having hurt his loved ones. He deserves a little backlash as a treat.

I think Lestat understands this, that Armand has to be reminded occasionally that he really isn’t in control of literally everything. He knows it’s a trauma response, ya know?

But! I was shaking because I understand that concert was Armand’s Worst Case Scenario™️. The scenario he obsessively fantasies over in hopes it never happens to him but this is The Vampire Lestat, the one who never really fell under The Spell and he put a fucking spotlight on him in the middle of a room full of mortals and sung literally the stupidest song hes ever heard. Lestat probably wrote it in 15 minutes but it was specially about Armand to embarrass him.

Though… Lestat did let him read the entire Apology Note (also ™️) even if he was practically jacking it in front of the little Freakazoid.

Also I’m not really sure how I feel about Lestat telling him oh just go fucking kill yourself. I’m not saying it’s out of character but I think more than any other vampire Lestat understands that urge to obliterate and he loves Armand despite it all.

Idk leave your comments.

[userarmand]

I was occasionally donated.

[userarmand]

ASSAD ZAMAN as The Vampire Armand Interview with the Vampire: 3x04

‘I have been enduring intense conversation with myself.’

[thatonemalkavian]

Thats not Big Boss thats a fucking cracked porcelain teacup with a little big eyed mouse sticking out of its top.

[thatonemalkavian]

Ugly crying over Nikki my GOD I was NOT prepared

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

[yaoiblackmold]

Lestat *trauma dumping*

Daniel *so hard he's about to jizz in his pants* oh fuck yeah keep going

[segamascott]

[thevampirejade]

Armand and Daniel

[susandsnell]

cinematic parallels

[ladyvampir3]

Marimand event day 5: Passion

[termagax]

"you only like her because shes a woman" yup "you let female characters get away with too much" yes "if a man did this you would hate him for it" indeed