ThatOneMythCreature

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You know, sometimes I take a break from reddit because it gets too hectic and I bring this app up and remember how much of a hellfire this place is.

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Experiment: Let’s see if tumblr will flag this....

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So I was looking through Smash Ultimate translations, aaaaaaaand.......

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Bi**h Please.

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TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO SAY KIRBY JUST RAN AWAY, HE’D JUST INHALE THE BEAM AND HE WOULD STILL WIN!!!!

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this is how it went down right

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Pretty much, but he snapped twice.......

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One Wish For Smash Ultimate....

Add Magikarp as a character and make all his attacks insanely OP so that it is intended that he’s banned from competitive tournaments and his Final is just a gigantic splash that automatically knocks all players really far. Not only will it be hilarious, but it will be the biggest troll from Nintendo since Hestu’s Gift.

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“Harden”

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The Spiderman Theme Song

Updated For Infinity War

Spiderman, Spiderman

Does whatever a spider can

Everything’s, going dark

I don’t feel good Mr. Stark

Oh No! There went the Spiderman!

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Ten Thousand Nopes

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Praise the King Explosion Murder

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I..I.. have no memory of this stage. Was I left behind?

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Via iFunny

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Alien: Human! I’ve been researching your history!

Human: Okay?

Alien: What is this thing, you call.....fantasy?

Human: Oh. Fantasy is basically things that don’t exist, at least we don’t think we do. Like Griffins or Dragons.

Alien:Hmmmmmm. Your dragons seem a lot like the Flu’gawx back on Drek’op

Human: Yeah??

Alien: You know I can teleport one here if you want!

Human: Wait!!! N-NO!

(Flu’gawx dissolves in releasing a huge roar)

Alien: Isin’t beautiful?

Human:(Screams running as Flu’gawx chases him)

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When Anpanman starts playing, but your volume is at max, so you can’t “turn it up, turn it up, turn it up.”

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What if you were playing truth or dare, and you said truth and you lied, and some random deity just struck you down. Not only would that be weird, it be kind of funny that gods are keeping track of fucking party games. Heh.

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...And you thought sans couldn’t get anymore badass.