"I wish humans were real." -marina ida

hello !!!!! live laugh love tumblr gonna be more active slash post more art here !! have a request ? shoot me an ask !!!

[thatonesalmonlingnamedspike]

welcome :D remaking this eventually because its kinda buns 🥹 please be patient with me while I do so !!!

(images above is not mine, it's an art req by @pokimoko[a cool person :D]!) (i will hold onto these forever tysm dude)

(also AUDHD OCTOLING SQUID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

(tw!!! I swear here(got that American and Scottish in my dumb self), if you don't like it, you should probably go!!! I don't wanna make people sad :<) 🦑 ★ this abt me temp is by @electricalstemplatesᔦꙬᔨ—!! ╰━ Name: Spike ↭ Age: not telling but here's a hint: I cannot drive a car┊🎮 Pronouns: any! she/her is preferred tho!!! ﹅ __gender: Transfem | orient: lesbian__ꕀ🏆 ✮ l [link]() 🔫➜ I (surprisingly)have a gf who likes to be called Eight/Agent 8!!!↯ . . ੭ ⁠くコ⁠:⁠彡く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡

⁠ C⁠:⁠彡 C⁠:⁠彡 C⁠⁠:⁠彡 C⁠⁠:⁠彡 hello, I'm Spike! you can call me Goldie if you want, too. i go by any pronouns! i have ADHD so i may forget to do things ... if i do , remind me !1!

cake day: jan 19 :D

a furry/avian/lgbtq+ safe space! (if I ever make you feel uncomfortable, please tell me!!! I don't wanna make you feel that way!!!!)

i am opening art requests again after like 3 months lol i can draw:

pfps

ocs(that aren't complicated)

memes

reaction images

art prompts

Roblox Wattpad Scratch Twitter/X

about the Salmonling:

ROOT BEER?!?!/!(REAL)(AT 3 AM) :000000000

nicknames:

Spike - yea sure, anybody can call me this Salmonoid - it's salmonling, but they get mixed up often so yea :) Salmonling - sure :) Golden Egg - wah Person - ok???????? Pika - other sona's name so ye :D Asteroid - old roblox name, ye :D any kin name so ye :) legal name - Public execution any other silly little nicknames: go for it!

-{Bugsnax}- -{fanart(sometimes)}- -{Battle for BFDI/TPOT/OSC in general}- -{The Daily Object Show}- -{The Nightly Manor}- -{Inanimate Insanity Invitational}- -{and other object shows!}- -{smaller game characters}- -{splatoon}- -{My own OCS}- -{UNDERTALE}- -{Cookie Run}-

and more to come in the future! my blog is mainly for wholesome content cuz do a lot of meme/just straight up wholesome art.

i'm alright with nsfw art of my ocs although i wont draw any nsfw myself. i'm not ready yet...

my asks are always open, I would love to answer questions for you all on both accounts! :D

my account isin't that active with posts since i often forget to finish or just start another drawing...

i appreciate likes and reblogs and I would love for you all to follow me because that would be so swagalicious be sure to stick around for stuff like work in progress animations and artwork . <3

tag guide

#spike's art - art I'm proud of

#spikes art - the old CRUSTY ahh art I NEVER want to see again/silly/pos

i have no other tags bc I'm dumb and forget to tag things

birthday: jan 19 :D

fav colors: 💜purple💜 💙blue💙 💖pink💖

(hfjone thingay by @s1arrite)

[trenidia]

Second round of Artfight!

In order of appearance

Oopsy/Dreampuff AKA Alice belongs to Lucie_LvBW @ lulu_love969 on Instagram!

Skribbl belongs to @hunny_lemmonn on Instagram!

The Observer belongs to spike_the_salmonling ! You can find them @thatonesalmonlingnamedspike !

Chloe belongs to sorchalina on artfight!

[thatonesalmonlingnamedspike]

MOM LOOK IM FAMOUS

[thatonesalmonlingnamedspike]

BLOOD(ink) AND GORE(?) WARNING CAREFUL WEEWOOWEEWOO !!!!!!!!!!!!

dude imagine getting shot in the head and your hallucinations of the people that died before you dont even give a shit . #embarassing

most recent attack for #Shartfight (+concepts of the little fucked up octolings surrounding atha(the pink octoling))

[smallpwbbles]

I just thought about the old group playing card games and Jax being the sorest of losers about it

[eraserheadadult]

i think part of the reason lost media videos are so fun is that it more ethically scratches the same itch as true crime. a bunch of people online being amateur sleuths and going down rabbit holes is a lot easier to enjoy when theyre looking for a cereal commercial from 1991 instead of liike bothering the families of murder victims

[crotchapple]

Smart

[blackkatdraws2]

[Animal Hospital] The Intern in my style

[hungry-skeleton]

The difference between 👀 and 👁️👁️ to me

[radiantroach]

[strawberrymilksh4k3]

why are there multiple versions of my son whatthehell

I’m trying to put groceries up then suddenly I see like. 3 of them.

I didn’t even know he could do mitosis or something.

what do I even do in this situation

[temblududreal]

hhi mom……

sorryyy…,, I can’t do nothin about that,,,, the more the merrier I guess-! :,D

[strawberrymilksh4k3]

“Hm.. I guess so..”

“Anyways what flavor of Fanta do you want me to get again? They’re out of grape flavor by the way, just letting you know..!”

[temblududreal]

ehhh… just get the normal kind if they have it, I don’t really care :P

[strawberrymilksh4k3]

“Oh okay! Do you want anything else while I’m gone?”

[temblududreal]

hm.. I don’t think so…? That’s pretty much all I want… buut.. if you see anythin’ you think we might need, you can get that too… : ]

[strawberrymilksh4k3]

“Okay! I’ll be back in a little bit then!”

“Also on an unrelated note, I don’t really care if you like guys or whatever, just don’t do anything risky!”

[temblududreal]

HUH…?.? WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE FANTA??? WHO TOLD YOU THAT???? WHAT?

[strawberrymilksh4k3]

“I kinda forgot who told me actually..”

“I just assumed you liked guys! Y’know, with that “hear me out” cake! Or whatever it was called..”

[temblududreal]

OH GOD,, I THOUGHT I DELETED THAT-

I-IT WAS JUST A JOKE, MOM.,,, PRETTY PLEASE,,,, PLEEE.. 💔💔💔 T-THATS NOT TRUE-!!!

[strawberrymilksh4k3]

“Don’t worry it’s fine!”

“What does a hear me out cake mean though?”

[temblududreal]

uhjmm.,,. I-it doesn’t mean anything I-.. it’s just… uh.. well-…

[strawberrymilksh4k3]

“Well if you’re not going to tell me, I’ll just look it up!”

[temblududreal]

WHAT- NO-!! 💔

[strawberrymilksh4k3]

“What does “smash or pass” mean.”

[temblududreal]

UHH UHM… UHHH

DON’T LOOK AT THAT-!! ITS P-PRIVATE BUSINESS-!!!

*he’s pretty much in tears at this point,, but he’s holding back having any sort of tantrum bc he doesn’t want to get even more embarrassed..*

[strawberrymilksh4k3]

“Oh okay! I mean if it’s personal, then I’ll respect that..”

“But it’s oddly suspicious how you’re acting..”

“Are you sure you’re not hiding anything inappropriate?”

“I’m not mad! I just wanna make sure you’re not doing anything bad.”

[temblududreal]

i-I’m sure-!! Honest!! DX

[strawberrymilksh4k3]

“..sure..”

[temblududreal]

Honest Bludude reaction:

[strawberrymilksh4k3]

OOC// ugly bird /aff /pos /lhj

[pixeldoodles]

Imagine if, in TPOT 9, after like an hour of interrogation, Four just gets tired and starts venting and Roboty accidentally becomes Four’s therapist.

Four: And they just all… left! Like that! Even X left, and I know he came back, but he still left! Did I do something wrong? Am I being too harsh? Maybe I should stop hosting, maybe I…

Roboty: --. --- -.. / .-- .... .- - / -.. .. -.. / .. / -.. --- / ..--- / -.. . ... . .-. ...- . / - .... .. ...

[hiveswap]

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

[kat-in-a-trashcan]

shout out to my local hot topic with this display in the window

[shithowdy]

"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

[n1ntendos]

I AM HAUNTED BY A PAST I CANNOT GO BACK TO !!!!!! anyways

[sygol]

wait but is it art? hey excuse me, sir? is this art..? am i allowed to think that this is beautiful? hello, can somebody PLEASE tell me if this art? im scared. i need to know if permitted to like it, please

[wusnus]

[baxs-tblr]

Hollyberry doesn't seem to gaf. It's because she's also dating her own beast

[provvywovvy]

me too bro me too

Thank you all so much for 500+ followers btw! ♥️

[eisenkrahe]

[flipocrite]

not she berry or he berry but no berry

and that is berry good