My name is not Diego

21 YVR➡YEG I didn't know how to swim so they kicked me out Snapchat: that1spic

[littlegreyzetan]

WAKE UP BRO … … … game gramps uploaded new video … … AWAKE

[imposterogers]

peter parker: holy sHIT YOU’RE—

bruce banner, sighing: yes, I’m the hu—

peter parker: THE MOST RENOWNED SCIENTIST OF THE GENERATION

[arachnid-abomination]

Bruce Banner, voice cracking about to cry: th-thanks

[30-minute-memes]

I think he’s serious y'all

[adonischildsupportcase]

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

[chinesegook]

I reblogged this once and found $999 on the floor.

Reblog the Money Susie and you’ll have money coming your way too 💵💵

[mareya]

Holy shit I just won the lottery this really works

[tomblogger]

How do you find $999 on the floor?

[chinesegook]

I Reblogged The Money Susie Thats How .

[iwiazumi-deactivated20150910]

DO NOT!!! SCROLL PAST!!! THIS!! REALLY!! WORKS!! i didnt really believe in things like these but when i saw it on my dash i thought, well, why not, ive really been needing money for the new game i want to buy anyway. and i hit reblog. the next day my mom gave me $100 in CASH and when i asked her why she said that she just felt like increasing my allowance!!i dont know if shes going to keep on giving me $100 allowance so im reblogging again just to make sure

[coolcud]

Fuck it

[spiderkiths-remade-deactivated2]

Does it work?!!! Or is it a fraud?!

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

Those Who Question The Money Susie Will Suffer 500 Million Years Of Debt

[daringdraconicdeity]

The real question is why the heck she stuffed money up her nose do you hAVE ANY IDEA WHERE THAT’S BEEN?

[tokijin-deactivated20170926]

[kittensinswimmingpool-blog]

Hi

[virtueofjoy-blog]

Wtf why does this work???

[jessyulrich]

I need some money so….

[brucee-waynee]

I am Thor, son of Odin, God of thunder, who commands the lighting and storm! I wish to live and breathe and fight again.

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

this is peak Craigslist

[terminallycapricious]

[heartfuzz]

[heartfuzz]

i saw my own post on my dash for the first time so here’s some explaination:

1. “The foos are fighting now until 10pm” is dad’s way of telling me “foo fighters are on austin city limits for a full hour”

2. he does not call me pops he calls himself pops and he signed the text

3. he types in shorthand and uses as little punctuation as possible hence the “baked tater”

4. to this day he’s rly proud of this. i told him he has 180k notes and he giggles and says, “what was my line again?” and i tell him, “don’t like that pic” and he gets a kick out of it

[thedeactivateddeactivated]

[spideyjlaw]

oh just a drunk chris evans at the age of ultron prem to brighten up your day

[whatagrump]

drunk chris evan sounds and acts like charlie day in always sunny

[programmerhumour]

.pup:nth-child(even) { background-color: black; }

[positive-memes]

Programming with puppies

[amateur]

Sooo I let my friends watch my brother anddd.. 💀

[collegiate-confession]

[shounenchild]

THETA APPLE PIE

[wadey-wilson]

[fastfuriousmovie]

Nothing else matters. 

[horroredits]

The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld