Okay since like everyone I know has a master list I will be making one too for ease of access for like everyone stumbling across this blog. It’s always gonna be a wip cuz I’m pretty sure I’m missing some stuff
Note: there are aus with soft vore, fatal vore, and bunch of other things. This blog is sfw tho! Just yeah uhhh enjoy lmfao
thatoneteadrinker666’s Masterlist
Extermination Au:
First Idea
Chicken or Pork?
Finding a Colony
Career Day
The Lucky One
Tiny Escape (a drabble)
Food Aggression Snippet
Sudden Willingness
A Hat Unfit to Wear
Tags related to the au: #extermination au, #ask, #Bothersome Borrowers, #tw vore
Keeper Au:
No official posts yet aisjjsskj this has gotta be updated
Hello everyone! I’ve been away from tumblr and the writing world for a little while and woke up to two lovely messages this morning from two users called antivore and a random string of numbers. It annoyed me enough to make this post just in case any of my fellow writers or artists get similar messages.
If this is your hobby, passion, or any other form of enjoyment; you’re fine to enjoy it. Those who use soft vore as a means to get comfort from the character of your choice, how is it different from any platonic or romance fic. Hard vore fans are just one step removed from horror fans and gore hounds.
Even those who view vore as sexual fantasy, you know what the good thing about that is? Vore is not real, it’s a kink that cannot hurt anyone because shrink technology/ giants are not real. It’s different yes, but it’s better than a lot of other fantasies out there.
I see nothing wrong with writing vore fiction/ creating vore art. It brought me a lot of happy memories and I got to connect with so many different people that I would genuinely call friends if we met in person. I got to improve my writing skills and see some awesome art skills. I wouldn’t change that time of my life for the world.
Don’t let a troll who wastes their time sending you hate messages get you down.
Also to add here:
I’m not going to get into the minor discussion too much here other than this. I can type until my fingers bleed that minors need to stay away from the sexual side of the vore community and be careful of who they interact with because not everybody has their best interests at heart. But I know they will do what they want to do because children do what they think is best because they’re impulsive and don’t think ahead.
If you’re an adult that willingly interact with a minor in a way that continues to feed your personal fantasy and take advantage of them. You’re just as bad as the people sending these hate messages and need to take a serious look at yourself.
~ trigger warning for the next section ~
Now on to the accounts that messaged me because I know those weren’t your main and anyone else who thinks sending hate is “fun”
Does it really make you feel good to tell someone how they should kill themselves? All it did to me was make me put my phone down and roll over to sleep ten more minutes. I couldn’t give a flying fuck what your wannabe keyboard warrior says to me, I’m too old and spent to care. I worry about you uncreative rage trolls messaging people I made genuine happy memories with and sending this waste of 101010s to them.
Go outside and touch grass. Do something more productive in your life because telling people to kill themselves just tells me you don’t contribute anything productive in your sad little life.
minty! been a while since you've been active, even longer since we've talked. hows my favorite spinch?
Alvie!!!!! Hiiii it’s good to see you!!!
Yeahhh uhh I’ve been hella busy with school and all (on that STEM major grind) and also I’m kinda not really into mcyt anymore rip- I’ve been debating on changing this blog maybe into my other hyperfixations (with that vore twist you already know) but I haven’t got around to it hahah
Anywayyy I’m pretty good since I’m still on winter break :) spinch is still going and being small and silly
i was going for psych, but i had to quit because of health problems, so now im reevaluating my childhood dream of being a doctor (the physical health kind) since my dream psych career basically requires going to med school anyways
Zoology!! Going to be a focus on birds mainly cuz I like birds and birds are cool (aiming to be an avian veterinarian somewhere)
Oughhh good luck my dude that is hard and also requires med school rip but I know you can do it!!!!
I will be doing the animal version of med school at some point after I suffer through my last few organic chemistry classes ;-; I literally hate chemistry
minty! been a while since you've been active, even longer since we've talked. hows my favorite spinch?
Alvie!!!!! Hiiii it’s good to see you!!!
Yeahhh uhh I’ve been hella busy with school and all (on that STEM major grind) and also I’m kinda not really into mcyt anymore rip- I’ve been debating on changing this blog maybe into my other hyperfixations (with that vore twist you already know) but I haven’t got around to it hahah
Anywayyy I’m pretty good since I’m still on winter break :) spinch is still going and being small and silly
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Worst part about this is I've only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn't who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is
Everyone pick up your government-assigned fursona, grab your two colors then combine it with this random animal picker. Tell us what you get and no rerolls, I don't make the rules.
Heyyyy y’all! It’s been a while- mainly because I had school and also really bad depression for the longest time. Admittedly the depression is still here and school is in a week but heyyyyy at least I wrote something! So yeah addition to extermination au-
A Hat Unfit to Wear
Warnings: mentions of digestion, ambiguous ending, fear, definitely not safe vore, Wilbur back at it again
Eret squinted, trying to make out a face from the flesh colored blur of his attacker. Normally Fundy would’ve helped describe their surroundings, but he’d vanished about twenty minutes ago. So Eret was left on his own to navigate his environment. Normally it was empty. But today, apparently not.
“Who are you? What are you doing here?” He asked, straining to see the owner of the warm hand he was caught in.
They only laughed, bringing Eret closer to their face, the mouth specifically, which turned up into a grin. “I’m the one they call to fix things. Things that you and your little friend and the rest of your kind ruin.”
“My friend? Fundy? You saw him?” Eret ignored what they’d said in favor of focusing on Fundy. She liked Fundy a lot. They were good friends. She’d like him back.
“Ohh. Fundy. Fun-dy. He was fun. I definitely saw him. I could..bring you to him.”
Eret perked up, ignoring a slight dribble of drool that slid near his face. “Yes! That would be so kind of you!” She beamed.
“I am kind, aren’t I? Fixing things for very little pay. Reuniting.. whatever you two were.” The giant scoffed.
“Were..?”
——
Wilbur snapped his jaws over the borrower and slurped them up, shoving his tongue into their face. They didn’t react immediately like most, instead patting and feeling over it with their tiny hands. And then shrieking.
“No! Please! I just want to see him again!”
Wilbur only laughed, curling his tongue around the borrower and pulling them close to his throat. They were slower to struggle than most. It seemed they had to feel around first before struggling. Less fun than the other one. Though he could still feel the little hairs of their tail tickling the back of his throat. Wilbur brought his chin up and let the borrower slide into his throat with a cute little shriek.
He let them squirm for a bit, grinning at the desperate clutching for the back of his tongue. They’d caught on by now, what was going to happen to them. Took them long enough. Wilbur placed a hand over his throat and swallowed heavily, enjoying the familiar feeling of a lump moving down his throat. Job done.
——
Eret gasped for air, trying to press out at the esophageal walls so he could have even the slightest bit of space. The giant must have been lying. He clawed at the flesh. But she couldn’t avert her fate. With a groan she slid into the active stomach, landing in a puddle of… well she couldn’t tell. Eret scrambled up to a stand, squinting around. His eyesight was already somewhat testy. And now the darkness of the stomach wasn’t helping.
“Please.. please let me out.” Eret begged, pressing against the churning walls.
“I think not. Plus, you wanted to see your friend again. I think you’ll find him soon enough.” The giant cackled, jostling their stomach around.
Eret stumbled and slipped, once again splashing into the puddle. And something touched their hand. She grabbed it and held it up to her face. There were holes all throughout the fabric. It was barely held together by pieces of string. But even with his eyesight and the lack of any light source, Eret could tell what it was. It was Fundy’s hat.
The real anomaly is why tf people are simping more over Miguel O'Hara (conventionally attractive male) than over The Spot (absolutely morally fucked up silly humanoid figure) is this Tumblr or Wattpad, guys?
Uh huuuhhh… yeah… for your sake I’ll just pretend you let me catch you.
I mean, to be fair, I did give you cookies. Never heard of a borrower who doesn’t like cookies.
And hey, you’ll be glad to hear other preds don’t really like crossing me! I’m literally wanted by the police for at least 4 different crimes in 3 different countries!
And uhhhh maybe also because I’m a danger to people of my own size as well as people of a smaller size
