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Et si ça fait mal c'est parce qu'il comprend pas

[sadskatchewan-deactivated201402]

umm excuse me avatar i see a little more than four elements 

[nemesisvariant]

yes hello I am the last barium bender

[keyofcsharpminor]

well, i finally hopped on the bandwagon

[dschalcoda]

You know when you’re a musician when

The first thought that comes into your head while trying on clothes is, “Will I still be able to comfortably play my instrument in this outfit?”

[masonyin]

these are my lastest LINE sticker, you could buy it here: https://line.me/S/sticker/1475444 single each picture http://violinpuff.blogspot.tw/2017/07/line.html

[joe-not-joey]

Stress dream about tuning your instrument

[pianorchestra]

all alone before a recital and I have five minutes to tune the concert grand by myself

[thatorchadork]

A minute before I'm expected to go on stage and I snap the entire neck off my cello trying to tune the A string

[fogrest]

Annie Rose Laing (1869 - 1946) “After Rehearsal” 

[streetshavenonames]

[crazymusicianpoop]

When you should be practicing but you don’t because you’re depressed about how bad you sound

[dschalcoda]

You know when you’re a musician when

The first thought that comes into your head while trying on clothes is, “Will I still be able to comfortably play my instrument in this outfit?”

[thatorchadork]

conductor: cellos, who has the melody?

cellos: the second violins

conductor: and do you care?

cellos: about the seconds? no. not really

[thatorchadork]

Instruments renamed

Piccolo: scream maker

Flute: tooty toot

Oboe: quack machine

English horn: goose simulator

Clarinet: blue

Bassoon: rolling marbles

Saxophone: sexy quacking

French horn: star wars?

Trumpet: blemp

Trombone: fart machine

Tuba: big fart machine

Violin: crying children

Viola: firewood

Cello: delta faucet commercial music

Bass: bwah

[lifealertbutton]

“That was a cello,” I say as I ruin yet another song for every person who’s ever known me.

[wyrmwizard]

[janeaustentextposts]

[moscowstudyblr]

Teen French expressions

For if you want to make hip young friends.

Disclaimer: French people complain a lot. A lot. Don’t be surprised if 90% of these expressions are complaining.

Non mais oh - say this if someone does something mildly annoying and you want to express your shock and distaste.

Tu me fais chier - (alt. tu me fais chier, là.) literally ‘you make me shit’. means you’re pissing me off.

Carrément - translates to ‘squarely’. Means ‘literally’. If someone tells you something surprising or annoying, you can answer simply “ah carrément.” see: tu me fais carrément chier.

J’hallucine / je rêve - are you annoyed by something? say these.

C’est pas possible - a classic. anything bad happens - c’est pas possible. There is no cheese left? It’s not possible. I’m hallucinating. This is a burden on me that solely I can bear I cannot believe this is happening.

Ça commence à me gaver - I’m starting to get real sick of this. see: Ça commence carrément a me gaver là, putain.

T’es relou - verlan slang for ‘lourd’ meaning someone’s heavy, personality-wise. They’re tedious.

Ça me saoûle / ça me gonfle - similar to gaver, means something’s pissing you off, you’re sick of it.

Grave - totally.

C’est clair - totally/that’s clear. Like ‘claro’ in spanish. “Justine elle est trop relou” “C’est clair. Elle me fait chier.”

J’en ai marre - I’m sick of this.

J’en ai ras le bol - I’m sick of this.

J’en ai ras le cul - I’m sick of this (vulgar).

(J’en ai) Rien à battre - I don’t give a damn.

(J’en ai) Rien à foutre - I don’t give a fuck.

C’est bon, là. -  That’s enough.

Perso, euh, - “Personally,” generally used at the start of a complaining sentence, to express how personal the matter is to you. Perso, euh, c’est bon là. J’en ai ras le cul.

Rôh là - general expression of distaste. Le longer the rôh, the more annoyed you are. Rôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôôh, c’est quoi ce bordel.

C’est quoi ce bordel ? - translates to “what’s this brothel”, means “what’s this shit?!”

C’est de la merde - It’s shit.

C’est une blague ? - Is this a joke?

Idem - ditto

J’ai la dal - I’m hungry

Ça caille - It’s freezing

Ouf - two meanings 1. phew or 2. verlan for “fou”, meaning crazy (as a noun or adjective). “Kévin, c’est un ouf! Il fait du vélo sans casque!” “Ouais carrément, c’était un truc de ouf!”

Kévin - there’s a running joke that all the young delinquents seem to be called Kévin.

Crever - slang for “to die”. Va crever, connard!

Connard/Connasse - c*nt, but a lot less vulgar in french peoples eyes

And finally,

T’es con. No English translation can express the power behind the words “t’es con”. While it may sort of translate to “you’re a c*nt/idiot”, it expresses something much deeper. You really are a god damn fool.

[cookii-whore]

[graysea]

The Solar System!

bonus Pluto!

[selfloveandsuch-blog]

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