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taylor price
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@joe-not-joey
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby
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That thing that cats do that when they are being controlled by satan.
THE FUCKING LAST ONE
C R Y I N G OMG
I DONT THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND
HOW MUCH I LOVE THESE SPIDERMAN PICS
OH OH OHHH! I have some!!
oh shit not this fucking bullshit again oh my god jfklsdjflkj
THERE’S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!
HOLY FUCK HE’S BACK OMG
I’M ACUTALLY CRYING HERE OH GOD
can’t forget these
THESE ARE GOLDEN
THESE ARE THE BEST THINGS IN EXISTENCE OMG
@turtrussel
How can ya’ll have a Spiderman thread and not post the original?
Oh dear me
welcome to the weirdest zoom in awards here is our first nominee
so talented
A ninja
sound on you won’t regret it
*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!
I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots
McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.
My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home
She named her daughter after a road sign
a road sign
there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE
“47 month old”
this is my four year old rayman origins
“Who’s doing your surgery?”
“Dr. Rayman Origins.”
THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!
i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”
the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”
My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”
Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit
Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:
Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)
All real
This shit is hilarious
@kaiiwooo
I can’t
47 month old.
Nayvie….. Bish whet????
this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names
47 month old.
I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️
Treyton lls, I’m dying…
I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…
47 month old
47 month old
Damn suburban moms love to put unnecessary “Y’s” in names.
<b>47 month old<b/>
47 month old.
Somebody named their kid Pocket?!?!???
I am cry wheeze laughing at this post, and then when I got to the bottom I had apparently already hearted it at some point in its life?
Anyway, bless little Christopher’s parents. My god.
47 month old tho
One of the classes I subbed in had a kid named Glarison. I’m sorry, did you misspell Garrison?????
OMG IT IS BACK! I CAN FINALLY POST THE ASK I GOT ABPUT THIS!
I went to college and took religious studies courses with a girl named Storm Pagan. She never understood why I found that both funny and oddly appropriate, and I never felt like taking the time to explain.
for the love of your future children, look up what a name means in all languages before you saddle you kid with it until they’re old enough to legally change it.
I took latin in middle school. I don’t actually remember much now, but i’m telling you, it was IMPOSSIBLE to look this girl I knew in passing in the eye because her name was Latrina.
Latrina.
(For those of you who have no idea why this is unfortunate and hilarious, ‘latrina’ is one of the latin words for toilet)
What the fuck that even sounds like ‘Latrine’ like who looked at that name and went ‘what could possibly go wrong’
My dads old coworker was named ‘M3 Sweatt’. that was his Birth-name
47 month old
My sister literally went to school with a kid named Random Lowe.
My dad went to high school with these twins sisters named, Marry and Christmas.
my dad went to high school with these twins sisters named marry and christmas
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Pretty soon kids are gonna start getting made fun of for having ‘boring’ names like Katie
Where do you find these kinds of rich people? I’ve lived with rich people my whole life and almost all of us have regular normal names.
This must be some California shit.
>rich people
you do not understand the truly unholy eldritch being that is the upper-middle class suburban white mom.
I’m mildly aware of their presence. They clog the Post Road with their beemers and Chrysler minivans and treat service staff poorly while holding up the line at the local Starbucks.
I can’t get over 47 month old…
47 month old
I went to junior high with a kid named Ransom. I also know a kid named Brick. And one named Etuate (pronounced eh-too-ah-tay). And a girl named Brecklyn. Goes by Breckie. I know a little girl named Kantheryn. KANTHERYN. Definitely not Katheryn. That might be at least normal ish. Kantheryn. Sometimes I’m really glad my name’s just Joe.
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While Trump’s swamp-addled Education Secretary Betsy DeVos tried to speak at Harvard University to sell her special privatization of public school branding “school choice,” she found herself the subject of an incredibly powerful and well orchestrated...
While Trump’s swamp-addled Education Secretary Betsy DeVos tried to speak at Harvard University to sell her special privatization of public school branding “school choice,” she found herself the subject of an incredibly powerful and well orchestrated “silent” protest. Silently standing up as the DeVos speech got under way was one young woman, holding up a sheet with “White Supremacist” emblazoned in red on it. Then another young man stood up silently with a sign reading “Our Students Are Not 4 Sale!” As security tried move protestors along by speaking to them, more and more students unfurled signs saying “Protect Survivors’ Rights,” “Our Harvard Can Do Better,” “Reclaiming My Democracy,” and “Dark Money,” amongst others. During her stupid speech promoting charter schools, she tried the rhetorical oratory trick of asking a rhetorical question.
DeVos: So what do we do? Increase funding? Does that solve the problem?
To which a student responded “Yes.” In the silence of the room, the answer is clear and perfect. Students responded with snapping instead of clapping during the protest—keeping the volume of the event very low. Later on, during a question and answer section one student asked one of those questions you wish a senator or a reporter might ask.
Student: So, You’re a billionaire with lots and lots of investments, and the so-called “school choice” movement is a way to open the floodgates for corporate interests to make money off the backs of students. How much do you expect your net worth to increase as a result of your policy choices and what are your friends on Wall Street and in the business world—like the Koch brothers—saying about the potential to get rich off the backs of students?
DeVos was pushed through the nomination process even though she was so clearly unqualified to even write a book report let alone run our country’s Department of Education. Please watch the whole clip. It is really very powerful and is definitely a type of protesting that could be very effective at times, forcing the subject of the protest to grin and bear it.
On a scale of sheet music falling off the stand to the audience clapping between movements, how annoyed are you?
People calling symphonies “songs”
having my solo be assigned to someone else a week before the concert
being asked to play/accompany for free “for the publicity”
cuing my section too hard and having my glasses fly off my face during a concert
Being asked to transcribe something “for free cause perfect pitch makes it easy and quick, right? What’s a favor between fellow music majors”
If (somebody who plays a completely different instrument) can do it than why not you?
“oh you play piano? wow how convenient there’s a piano in this public venue, you have to play us a full concert now”
When I go too hard on the downbow and the tip gets stuck under the string
Bow hairs getting stuck in things
one time in rehersal we pplayed finlandia with our bows upside down (we had the frog of the bow in the air) it was great
beautiful
One time in rehearsal we played wedding day @ troldhaugen with the dynamics backward, so forte where it says piano and piano where it says forte. We were also playing finlandia at that concert.
My therapist asked me to create something “motivating” so I made these.
lol.
I really love these, and I reblog them every single time. Some of you don’t realize how easy it’s to forget to do some of those stuff or how hard they can be some days.
idk what’s funnier, pets with stereotypical human names like bryan and mckayla or pets with completely ridiculous names like hamburger and concrete
counterpoint- both, one of each. “these are my cats, switchboard and gary.”
Just a reminder to check if you are accidentally using your data and not your wifi so you can swap back over
For the love of god reblog this to be a decent member of society
