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blake kathryn
d e v o n
Peter Solarz
Cosimo Galluzzi
Sade Olutola
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Kaledo Art
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Show & Tell
NASA
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wallacepolsom
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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Jules of Nature
occasionally subtle
trying on a metaphor
EXPECTATIONS
Noah Kahan
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@thatrandomfandomchick-blog
reblog for noises
TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD TURN THE SOUND ON
*dry food crunches*
Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”
@captioned-vines
reblog cuz captions amazingly accurate
THE TRANSCRIPTION
MEEP!
(plays the guitar)
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad
(aggressively headbangs)
I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEAAAART
a flourishing anus and happiness for you too
OH.
Why Accent Marks Are Important In Spanish Lesson 1
@midnightmelos
Обнимашки?…
Hugs?...
@midnightmelos
@midnightmelos
Dis you
@midnightmelos
dis me
I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.
Posting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
my name is cow and wen she sits benethe the stall withe tiny kit
I hav no hands withe which to pat I use mye tung I lik the cat
my name is cat and with tha kit In front of stall we lyk to sit
I feel her tongue I say meow I have a fren Her name is cow
The purest of memes.
You would not believe your flies if ten million fire eyes lit up the world as I feel asleels.
Cuz they’d fill they fill the open eyes and leave sockhops everywhere you’d think me rude but I would just stand and
dance.
I’d like to make myself a fly. Planet eeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarth Sloooooooooowlyyyylle.
It’s hard to say that I’d rather Seal the deal when I’m a 𝕤𝕟𝕒𝕚𝕝. Cuz everything is never as it meeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmees.
Cuz I get a thousand bugs from ten thousand lightning hugs as they try to teach me how to fuck.
a fox trot above my hugs a sockhop beneath my 𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖘 the disco bug is just hanging by a thread
THis meme is the best thing that has ever happened
Joe Biden has a message for fraternity guys
If you don’t stop your brother from raping a girl, you are an accomplice
Something everybody should agree on
LOTR fact: In Tolkien’s first draft of The Fellowship of The Ring, Aragorn was a hobbit with wooden feet.
I’m not making this up. His nickname was Trotter.
According to those early drafts published by Tolkien’s son, Trotter has basically the same badass dialogue and “I could kill you in a second” attitude as Aragorn.
Just imagine what we could have gotten:
Trotter is not some Tyrion-Lannister-style badass or axe-wielding Gimli. He’s a lil hobbit with big clumsy wooden feet and all the fighting skills of a seven-year-old who just struts around like he’s a 6-foot tall master swordsman heir of Isildur.
Like a chihuahua who believes he’s a mastiff.
Also, in that first draft he’s called “Trotter” because his wooden feet make loud “Clop-trot” sounds whenever he walks (ideal for ranger stealth missions.)
TL; DR: I need a Lord of the Rings AU where everything is the same but Strider is replaced by Trotter
@determamfidd
So I’ve been re-skimming some LotR in between looking for new books to read and Boromir mentions his brother like, three times in the Council of Elrond. And I realize it’s dramatic foreshadowing shit, but consider (modern au apparently) Boromir who just talks about his brother all the time and has so many pictures:
“Hobbits like poetry? My brother won a poetry contest in third grade!!! You know who’d love to hear more about Dwarves? My brother. Gosh, I can’t wait until we all get to Minas Tirith so I can show you all the best things about my city and you can meet my brother.”
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“Yeah, I’ve seen Boromir, he’s a great dude,” says Eomer, “but I hear he talks about his brother a lot?”
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“How do I know you’ve actually met my brother?” asks Faramir. “And how do you know who I am?”
“… I have seen probably a hundred pictures of you and heard the stories behind all of them,” says Frodo.
“Ah,” says Faramir, resigned. “Yeah, okay, you’ve met him.”
I’m here for this 100%
Convos with the fam
Sis: *reads me something from a gifset on FB*
Me: Funny. What’s it from?
Sis: you know that popular show, with the yellow people, and the guy who’s obsessed with donuts?
Me: ...
Me: *walks over to look at the gifset*
Me: The Simpsons. You’re talking about The Simpsons.
someone who doesn’t know this musical explain this picture
The song Hokey Pokey gets a little extreme
Maybe the garlic rumor was started by the vampires so their victims would season themselves
Vampire: oh no, you’re covered in garlic *licks lips* how awful *ties napkin under chin* whatever shall I do? *pulls out crazy straw and smiles* What. A. Shame.
Actually, Garlic naturally repels blood-sucking insects, such as ticks and fleas. So the “garlic repels vampires” probably started from the logic that “what repels blood-sucking insects must repel blood-sucking monsters.”
this hellsite:
Bodhi Rook, defected imperial pilot: cinnamon roll, angel, FLOWER CROWNS
Severus Snape, defected death eater: LITERAL FUCKING NAZI
Bodhi Rook: joined the Empire after his planet was forcefully occupied by a fascist regime in order to provide for himself and his family, worked a nonviolent profession, defected from the Empire to do what was morally right and be a good man, expressed extreme guilt for his level of participation within the Empire, sacrificed himself for a cause bigger than himself to make the galaxy a better place
Slevurus Sneep: used slurs, held bigoted beliefs, willingly joined a hate group that targeted people based on their genetics, willingly served a genocidal murderer, “defected” only in the hopes of saving a single woman who had personal value to him, was theoretically fine with the deaths of an innocent man and child, took joy in bullying children, made fun of a fourteen year-old girl’s appearance and reduced her to tears, threatened to kill a child’s pet, let a man rot in prison while knowing her was innocent due to a childhood grudge, never expressed guilt for the role his played as a death eater on any moral grounds, never took a vested interest in making the world a better place or redeeming himself beyond that stemming from his gross obsession with a dead woman who he wanted to fuck
Don’t you dare compare a character of color whose story arc is a very clear narrative of the struggles of someone whose homeland is forcibly occupied and colonized to that of a white boy who willingly chose to join a hate group and support genocide. Go fuck yourself OP.
Seven days a week, 24 hours a day, I miss you
3 am thoughts (via suspend)
