IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE!

Games: Assassin's Creed, Borderlands, The Legend of Zelda, Mass Effect, Skyrim, Bioshock, and Dark Souls. Books: The Da Vinci Code, All of the Harry Potter's, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and The Bartimaeus Trilogy.

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Dad reflexes. [video]

[jackafz]

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“Who’s your daddy?” (watch with sound)

[did-you-know]

Sometimes they just need to dream about doggie paddling.

Sometimes they just need to doggie paddle while dreaming.

Sometimes they’re really thirsty, so they just take a little drink in their dream.

Then sometimes they wake up from dreaming about bad guys, and smile when all is right with the world.

But then there’s other times… when they dream about thug life and have to bail.

(If you do anything today, it should be watching that last video omg)

Source

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[neekolexo]

This is the largest dust mite I’ve ever seen.

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[odin-n-out]

[thatreallynerdywhitekid]

I can’t stop looking at that cheek jiggle.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Too soon. (photo via syerira)

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[4gifs]

The elegant Pomeranian. [video]

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*Plop, plop, plop…* (vine by belal bilto)

[cheese24k]

[felicefawn]

I can’t fucking breathe. Holy shit. This is basically my entire personality and interests in a video. I will never recover from this.

[deactivated-12312018]

STOP IT

[sentientbowlofoatmeal]

hELP

[pardonmewhileipanic]

I can’t even pretend for a second this isn’t something I would do lol

[borisandtasha]

When you get caught doing something embarrassing…

[did-you-know]

Anglican, Catholic, and Presbyterian churches used to charge for their seats. During the 1800s and up until the 1930s, if you wanted to sit in a pew, you had to pay rent. Essentially, going-to-church was kind of like pay-per-view. Source

[thatreallynerdywhitekid]

Pay-per-view? More like pay-per-pew! Amiright?

[iraffiruse]

[gamingportugal]

[kuronorider]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[zaptap]

[swaginageorge]

seeing a hot guy walk by like

[atlasnerd]

Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.

[mahlarchuck]

It would be a mistake not to

[cheesychillfries-deactivated201]

“Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass”

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[unsolve]

[bunnyfood]

GOTTA GO FAST

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by Safely Endangered