I'm not going to pretend I have a fetish 4 humans

gamer, eccentric, turian enthusiast, writer, adventurer, artist, and honestly a little bit of everything. "I'm not going to pretend I have a fetish for humans.." - Garrus Vakarian (me2)

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In Mass Effect, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I want to try it with you. I want a few moments that are just for us, before we throw ourselves into hell for the good of the galaxy” and I think that’s beautiful. 

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[alienpapacy]

you ever see an image and think “i may see something as funny as this again, but never anything funnier”

[omegapausestuck]

ALL RIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS GET READY TO LEARN SOMETHING

yOU WANNA ROTATE TEXT?! well mod 5ider has got the fucking t r i c k s homie

Step one: Type something.

P E R F E C T.

sTEP TWO: FIND THE RESIZE OPTION.

You see that little resize button on your menu?

Yeah, that’s the one. you can just click that shit!

On older versions of MS Paint there isn’t this option, but you can always find it with a quick right-click.

THERE IT FUCKING IS!!!!!

 STEP THREE: STRETCH AND SKEW

When you click resize, this menu comes up.

I’m sure you all have seen this menu before, but for those who don’t, I’ll clue you in. The top options control the length and respective width of your artwork. you can choose to alter them separately,

or all together

Using that little “Maintain Aspect Ration” checkbox there, but that’s not important right now.

wHat we’re focusing on is that skew option on the botttom.

with that you can t i l t whatever image yuo have on your screen to the left

to the right

up

and down.

“BUT 5IDER!!!!!” you say, “THAT DOESN’T LOOK ROTATED AT ALL”

wELL HOLD ON TO YOUR LUG NUTS BECAUSE I T ’ S T I M E F O R

STEP 4: ULTRA COMBOOOOOOOO!!!!!

now, comes the fun part. unlike its aspect ratio locked cousin, the stretch and skew options work independently from one another. So, you can do things like 

and

But that’s neither here nor there… what gets REALLY interesting is when your ratios are in opposite directions..

HOME RUN!

Now, before I let you go, I found out through trial and error that an angle doesn’t exactly match up with its negative dimension…

(Step 5: Angular ratios)

See? there’s a little offset between vertical and horizontal if your expect your text to appear natural instead of tilted. The only places that this offset reaches zero is at 90° (of course) and the rare and extremely dangerous 45° rotations.

Fortunately, I’ve already mapped out a few angles that I find are very useful in my works so, for your viewing pleasure… i present my handy dandy graph

All you have to do is match up your desired angle up to its respective complement and you have quickly and efficiently rotated your first word in MS Paint.

Have fun!

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[omegapausestuck]

You know, you guys really seemed to enjoy this post.

Should I do more MS Paint tutorials in the future?

[robbstark-archive-deactivated20]

just once i wanna put the blade of my sword under a pretty boy’s chin and tilt their head up so i can see both fear and arousal in their eyes is that too much to ask

[carlottagiudicellivevo]

[thecultoflexithewulf]

List Of Acronyms For Magickal Concepts

Every once in awhile I am met with an acronym for a concept that is in my practice, but the problem is I’m not too good at remembering acronyms. So, I decided to make a list of acronyms for magickal concepts to help me remember, and maybe some of you to also remember these acronyms. If I missed some which I probably will feel free to reblog, and add them.

List Of Acronyms For Magickal Concepts

AP - Astral projection

AB - Astral Body

APT - Astral Projected Travel

OBE, or OOBE - out-of-body experience

ASE - All Seeing Eye

LBRP - Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Pentagram

LBRH - Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Hexagram

GBR - Gnostic Banishing Ritual

IOT - Illuminates of Thantateros

OTO - Ordo Templi Orientis

HOGD - hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn

TK - Telekinesis

PK - Psychokinesis

ESP - Extra sensual perception

SG - spirit guide

AA - ArchAngel

HP - High Priest

HPS - High Priestess

CM - Chaos Magick

COSP - Cross of St. Peter

FS - Familiar spirit

LOK - Law Of Knowledge

LOSK - Law Of Self-Knowledge

LOCE - Law Of Cause & Effect

LOSY - Law Of Synchronicity

LOA - Law Of Association

LOSI - Law Of Similarity

LOPA - Law Of Positive Attraction

LONA - Law Of Negative Attraction

LON - Law Of Names

LOWOP - Law Of Words Of Power

LOP - Law Of Personification

LOIN - Law Of Invocation

LOE - Law Of Evocation

LOI - Law Of Identification

LOID - Law Of Infinite Data

LOFS - Law Of Finite Senses

LOPU - Law Of Personal Universes

LOIU - Law Of Infinite Universes

LOPR - Law Of Pragmatism

LOC - Law of contagion

LOTF - Law Of True Falsehoods

LOSYN - Law Of Synthesis

LOO - Law Of Opposites

LODB - Law Of Dynamic Balance

LOPE - Law Of Perversity

LOU - Law Of Unity

NT - New Thought

PA - Power Animal

AOTM - Alphabet of the Magi

AS - Ancestral Spirit

BR - Banishing Ritual

BOT - Book of Thoth

COS - Church of Satan

EVP - Electronic Voice Phenomena

EMF - Electromagnetic Field

ES - Empath Sickness

EM - Energy Manipulation

EW - Energy Work

EV - Energy Vampire

MOTB - Mark of the Beast

WMT - Western Magickal Tradition

EMT - Eastern Magickal Tradition

NMS - Native American Spirituality

NCTT - Non-Contact Therapeutic Touch

ONA - Order of the Nine Angles

PLR - Past Life Regression

PR - Psychic Reading

RV - Remote Viewing

SW - Shadow work

TOL - Tree of Life

TBOTL - The Book of the Law

AAS - Ausar Auset Society

CTQ - Calling the Quarters

CM - Ceremonial Magick

FM - Folk Magick

EBS - Earth Based Spirituality

EBR - Earth Based Religion

HM - High Magick

LM - Low Magick

M&P - Mortar and Pestle

LD - Lucid Dream

WILD - Wake Induced Lucid Dream

SS - Sacred Space

AOA - Age of Aquarius

GA - Guardian Angel

HS - Higher Self

LHP - Left-hand path

RHP - Right-hand path

COP - Cone Of Power

AR - Akashic Records

TOTA - Triangle Of The Art

AOD - Alphabet of Desire

AM - Ascended Master

AW - Automatic Writing

HF - Handfasting

KJB - King James Bible

NDE - Near Death Experience

NA - New Age

WC - Witchcraft

DDM - Drawing Down the Moon

DDS - Drawing Down the sun

WOTY - Wheel of the Year

BOS - Book of Shadows

BOI - Book of Illuminations

BOL - Book of Light

TFL - Threefold Law

TRT - Tarot

MGK - Magick

PGN - Pagan

BTW - British Traditional Wicca

WR - The Wiccan Rede

SMIB - So Mote It Be

BB - Blessed Be

UPG - Unverified Personal Gnosis

SPG - Shared Personal Gnosis

CG - Confirmed Gnosis

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[seasonforwonder]

ariana grande wants what hatsune miku has

[dragguns]

an understanding of japanese

[cb-0-deactivated20200813]

I’m sorry everyone, I just really needed to share my experience with RE2 so far.

[diegoide]

[coruscanty]

me on my way to the kitchen to eat shredded cheese out of the bag at 3 am

[jewishbarbies]

*passionately thinks about story instead of writing it*

[insomniac-arrest]

it’s getting weird knowing natural apocalypse from climate change is bearing down on us all and still going about mundane daily life kinda like

[gaypussyretard]

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

this image actually makes complete sense & that is a fucking trip & a half.

[rot-city]

You can take it back even further to the Archudke’s assassin just bumping into him deciding to get a sandwich. One man’s need for lunch 100 years ago gave rise to tentacle porn half the world away. What a world.

[goblinbutler]

Is anybody going to explain?

No? Okay.

[kemonododo]

1. Archduke Ferndinand is murdered, causing World War 1.

2. The Allies win WW1, imposing the Treaty of Versailles on Germany.

3. This causes tension between Germany and the rest of Europe, something Adolf Hitler takes advantage of and begins WW2.

4. Japan joins the axis in WW2 in order to expand their empire.

5. The Axis is defeated, and Japan comes under US occupation.

6. American soldiers bring comic books, cartoons, and other American mediums to Japan which stay behind even after the occupation is over.

7. Post-WW2 Japan imposes strict censorship laws that include the banning of most conventional porn.

8. Japanese citizens retaliate by drawing comics with women having sex with vaguely penis-shaped objects like tentacles to exploit loopholes in the law.

9. It establishes itself as a fetish even after the laws are relaxed, and so Hentai was born.

[deadddeviant]

Butterfly effect

[divinegaeity-deactivated2023101]

….oh my god.

[the-puding]

tumblr users: your site has a really bad porn bot issue and instead of fixing it you just censored most of your user base. it feels like you never listen to us.

tumblr staff:

[splendidland]

my dick is malleable, it can be shaped into any form i desire, and with the magic of stop motion technology, i have crudely recreated every wallace and gromit movie using nothing but my plasticine dick. recently, my dick has dried up, and is now permanently shaped like the steamroller from bob the builder

[splendidland]

do you ever see a post you made 3 years ago and now have no recollection of ever having writing and just think “no, there’s no way i’d ever put something like that on the internet” and yet there it is, your username undeniably attached to it. it’s an experience not unlike coming across a gravestone with your own name and date of death written on it and you realize that you’ve been dead for 3 years and have been existing this entire time as a soulless entity.

[mxnrique]

Destiny’s Child: ladies leave ya man at home. the club is full of ballers and they pockets full grown.

5 year old me:

[jacobsantiago-deactivated202001]

Hey mother nature i love you and shit but like….what the fuck my good bitch

[instantbanana]

Goodness!

Okay. I’m Canadian so I know a shit ton about staying warm if you’re new to the cold there here are some tips!(add more if you know more!)

1. Wear grippy shoes, nothing is worse than snowmelt freezing on your skin.

2.Do not wear jeans as your outter layer. wet denim is the most body heat siphoning mother fucker known to man or god

3. Have a warm drink with you. It will help. Even just some hot soup broth or boiled water will help keep you warm.

4. Wear a moisture wicking layer close to your skin so you don’t get cold from your own sweat. You will sweat. That is fine and expected.

5. If you start feeling too warm even though you were cold and like you have to take your clothes of DO NOT. Call 911. You are suffering from hypothermia.

6. Bring a blanket and a heat source that needs no electricity with you in your vehicle. You do not want to be stranded with no heat in the case that something happens.

7. If you are struggling on ice as you’re walking, stop. Get your balance and penguin shuffle to a less slippery patch of ground. There’s usually less ice on one side of the walk and it’s better to walk in the snow next to the sidewalk than it is to eat dirt when ya slip

8. STAY THE ABSOLUTE FUCK AWAY FROM FROZEN BODIES OF WATER. Ponds are deceptive as shit even with the “solid blue tried and true” thing. Go around.

9. Keep kids warm. They run at a higher body temperature and will feel the effects of the cold worse than you.

10. Huddling is your best friend. Even if you don’t know the person, remember you’re both cold, especially if they don’t have the right clothing for the weather.

11. Pay attention to windchill. That is how cold it feels. Dress appropriately please. I know it’s tempting to dress for style, but there’s nothing stylish about losing your toes to frostbite

12. Don’t touch metal if you can avoid it. It will sap your heat and likely freeze to anything wet. Like tongues. Don’t fucking lick a pole.

13. If someone licks something metal, pour warm water over their tongue to get them free. If they yank, they will bleed. A lot.

14. Keep your ears, noes, fingers, and toes warm. You’re extremities will get cold first and are the most likely parts of your body to get frostbite.

15. If you see someone who may not have a place to be in the cold, offer to help them find a local shelter or library. The elements, especially the cold, are some of the largest threats to those who cannot avoid them.

16. If you find yourself stuck outside for a long time, sleep during the day when it is warmest, and avoid sleeping on the ground. Stay awake as much as you can at night so you have a better chance of staying warm.

[misty-girl]

WEAR YOUR SOCKS PEOPLE.

[galactic-dragoness]

Boy howdy I love being in the Sly Cooper fandom

[extraneousdominomask]

i’m the stairs

[inspector-montoya-fox]

i’m Will Smith’s jeans