Absolutely Nothing

Frank    they/them

[bedazzlecunt]

what they dont tell u about bouncing on it is that is actually takes a lot of stamina and core strength

[oneheadtoanother]

[barrel-fish]

A comic based on this poem

[cityelf]

SCREAMING CRYING HOWLING AT THE MOON this is perfect, thank you so much 😭

[shinynewmemories]

No but the Hunger Games really said "what do you hate more- the atrocities or the people who commit them against you? Because like it or not there IS a difference. If you hate the people who commit acts of pure evil more than you hate the acts themselves, what will stop you from becoming just like your enemies in your pursuit of justice? What will keep you from commiting those very same acts against THEM when the opportunity arises? And what then? The cycle of pain and suffering will never stop. Round and round it'll go. Nothing will ever change. But. BUT. If you hate the atrocities. If you hate the vile, senseless acts MORE than you hate the people who did them to you. If you are able to see that evil is evil regardless of who does it... The cycle ends with you. No, you may never get justice. But you will never be responsible for making others, even your enemies, suffer the same crimes you have. The atrocities will never be committed by you, never by your hand. And that's the way you change the world. It's the ONLY way" and that's why I am sure it will never stop being one of the most relevant works of fiction ever created

[parkchanwoohoo]

Weeping at this. Frighteningly similar to how I sound

[xenasaur]

I wonder how many of y'all have heard of prisencolinensinainciusol

[kira-serialfaggot]

Never heard of it. Please tell me more

[oogziepie]

There is not a single word in this song. There is no language or listener to whom it makes sense.

[glassmuncher]

The context behind this song is amazing. Basically, at the time Italy was going through a big interest in American rock-and-roll music (sort of like a Kpop craze).

Enter Adriano Celentano: a top Italian rockstar. Effortlessly talented, deservedly popular, and extremely funny. Celentano decides to use his talent for evil. He composes a kind of a parody: a song that mimics English but is entirely gobbledegook, improvised to such an earworm you will find yourself humming it while doing laundry 5 years from now.

He performs it on Italian TV. It's an instant hit. Tops all the charts in Italy. And France. And Germany. And Belgium. Everyone goes nuts. It's a great comedy of American rock-and-roll. And of music itself.

"I like American slang — which, for a singer, is much easier to sing than Italian — I thought that I would write a song which would only have as its theme the inability to communicate. And to do this, I had to write a song where the lyrics didn't mean anything." -- Celentano, age 74

[catcrumb]

[dimension20official]

Want to play Never Stop Blowing Up at home? You can now download PDFs of the game system from the Dropout Store!

[edgion-the-great]

My genius remains unrealised

[edgion-the-great]

Every so often this gets another wave of notes, and I will mention “Ah, my snost is getting snotes.”

[anarchautistic]

Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It's the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It's my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps

[lindleland]

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

[only-cat-memes]

[2mo3cm-man]

[internetbynight]

[mrfroag]

Whoa check out this full unreleased extra from the Fullmetal alchemist manga guys-

[unseentravler]

This is his whole character

[savedgame]

Casually dropping his hyper fixation into the convo so he’s forced to talk to me for another hour

[savedgame]

i have been informed this is called "asking someone about their interests" and not a female manipulator tactic like i thought it was

[gummygrim]