We on that ACNH bullshit now

Shout out to my loyal army of pornbot followers. @didntwantanaccount 💗

[horrorandhalloween]

by Laure S

[poquemonsplices]

Have you done any with Cubchoo yet? If not, how about Cubchoo and Spinda? :3

[parakeet]

you know those birds that u see in super mario odyssey that just like exist and land on mario when he sleeps… i think i would like to be one of those… not sure which type yet though

[parakeet]

alright everyone tag yourself mario idle bird edition

[0chazuke]

UFO catcher | Halloween-themed Pichu, Pikachu, Raichu and Eevee.

[birbwell]

a sinnoh street

[darksilvania]

Wonder who could it be…

[gaycism]

anyone need serotonin?

[officerofmonkeyproblems]

I became very invested in the successful delivery of those carrots

[0v9]

beaver: *plap plap plap plap plap*

me: 🥺

[aukives]

family

[sinnohqueen]

[braunerbear]

is…..is that the new wood hammer animation?

[neeteryincorporated]

they’re fucking dead and you’re wondering about the new wood hammer animation

[sinnohqueen]

HE MURDERED HIS OWN CHILD

[poppliopup]

“ cant make an omelette without breaking a few eggs”

[vento-argento]

[tinderventure]

Women on dating apps, please…

[scyther-no-scything]

[corsolanite]

To celebrate the launch of the Crown Tundra DLC for Pokémon Sword & Shield, The Pokémon Company has released mobile wallpapers of various legendary Pokémon through different games.

[fotobilog]

[iwillreadyourbooks]

STOP! Let the little penguin cross your dash he has places to go.

[rebelmeg]

I just sat here and waited for a pixel penguin to waddle across my screen, AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN

[chubbyangel666]

[pokemon-personalities]

i opened my shield file for crown tundra and checked my boxes and remembered i have a pichu named mozzarella from pokemon home and it made me smile idk why. but i thought u should know abt him :]

please tell mozzarella that they’re the best and i love them...

[theskywaker]

shadow peach still gives me chills every time i play through thousand year door. she has a very haunting beauty, like hello yes ma'am i’ll do anything you ask 😳 

[eijiroukiriot]

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

[bigratbastard]

[fxr-yxur-amusement]

[chaos-storm]

[aaawunder]

[nomuru2d]

these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

[official-lucifers-child]

his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?

[official-lucifers-child]

i am wrong, what the fuck

[didntwantanaccount]

@thatsflames41