L•U•X

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[joshpeck]

[tokk1]

valentines day is coming up,, if you ever wanted to gift me a sword with an engraved romantic message,,, now is the time

[tzimisceghoul-deactivated202602]

[samefeels-deactivated20150717]

you skate AND you die

[incessantlyphlegmatic]

My cousin Throckmorton the skateboarder could shred that

[jehovahhthickness]

[moon-priestesss]

This is what I’ve been saying.

[dirtybootynuts]

[awesomesaucetod]

She looks like Amy Poehler if you had to draw her from memory.

[glumshoe]

Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?

[glumshoe]

My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone’s dressed as a wizard, I get to insult my relatives, hopefully some live music.

[norrington-hell]

[spiroandthelacktones]

My vibe check bounced

[tommyholland]

Ted Cruz is speaking at my school next week LMAOOOO

[sleepiesoft]

ask him why he killed 20-28 people in northern california from 1960-1970

[prideprejudce]

tbh this is proof that social media has completely ruined my sense of humor like i could go see a stand up comedian live and not laugh as hard as i did from reading this one fucking tweet

[cctinsleybaxter]

hey did bella and edward ever sit down and talk about what it felt like for him to die of spanish influenza or was that like a trigger for him and off limits

[rose-lily-hale]

edward: *sees flu shot poster at the hospital* *immediately breaks down sobbing*

[phil-dwyer-stan-account]

Edward Cullen actually fought every anti-vaxxer in the entire state of Washington we just didn’t get to read about it because it wasn’t relevant to Bella’s story

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

do the people who made that cgi bulbasaur know they saved a life?

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

this is a serotonin well and im bringing buckets

[leisurelypanda]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

thank you! i am crying

[emmablowguns]

Y’all talk weird on here. Sometimes I see a post and i agree but y’all talk weird so I’m like fuckYou.

[theproblematicblogger]

[imaginespencer]

Happy Halloween (Gublerween)🎃👻🦇 pt. 2

[tastefuiicon]

Zelda using her up b

[zodiac-rave]

I have NEVER had my sense of humor catered to harder than I have by this description

[kaity--did]

This game is so fun we played it for 5 hours last night.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]