that's humerus

[thatshumerus]

Basically Evie: Leda is so 2000 and late

[saiasus]

when I’m planing to kidnap a straight person

[thatshumerus]

boy: you got any fantasies? ;)


me: ok so, i’m working in the toy section of a department store when a beautiful, elegant woman in a fur coat approaches the counter and our eyes meet..

[thatshumerus]

Han Solo: I don’t have time for your Force magic tricks.

Kylo Ren: My ILLUSIONS, Dad. You don’t have time for my ILLUSIONS.

[yourmajestyyy]

[lasaraconor]

[silly-luv]

[domesticoctopi]

um waitress?? i ordered cocaine but all i got was this soft drink?? ?

[altior]

I wanna take a ride on your discourse stick

[abba4teens]

[damnafricawhathappened]

Unproblematic faves

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

[stability]

[boterhamworst]

[unflavoredwaxedfloss20]

[broadwayz-deactivated20171002]

HE’S HERE, THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA

[maldigente]

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[euroclone]

What does Delphine Cormier, the scientist of DYAD institute, do on her free time? 

sin, Cos and tan