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John: Are you wearing any pants?

Sherlock: No.

John: Oh. Ok. *soul leaves body*

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#those were my own tags on this post asdfghjkl you guys still follow me 😭#be quiet violet #shut up vi

RIGHT NOW

John and Sherlock are raising a baby together! Right now! Right now. RIGHT NOW!

#series 4 ended with them raising!!! a baby!!!#remember this!!!#johnlock #thatsmutlock #bbc sherlock #tjlc

the real and true question is who just hopped in my DMs asking for a face reveal like I never post are you ok you -- wanna see my non-contributing @$$ 😭

#misc #be quiet vi #shut up violet

Can we get a face reveal?

You wanna see me ugly crying because John and Sherlock need to kiss or-

#honestly I'm just a humble slug trying to make it in this world #anon #nonnie #shut up vi #be quiet violet #thatsmutlock

#are we truly #is this happening #look at this gay shit #I'm not even making it gay #those clothes are so tight #and the John being CONSTANTLY over the shoulder #if that noise hadn't happened upstairs they were gonna kiss #like I'm not even making it up!#also when they were walking home it looked like they were holding hands for a sec and I died #johnlock #sherlock #youtube #video

BUT THE WHOLE SHOW WAS ABOUT JOHN AND SHERLOCK! IT WASN'T ABOUT THE CRIMES!

And they go and make the last season of the show!! About a secret sister and Redbeard??? WHAT THE

#literally every episode was about how their relationship -- platonic or otherwise -- grew #mofftiss even said so themselves #and then we spend the last season following some shitty villain and eurus around and...i just #AND WHY WAS JOHN CHAINED TO THE BOTTOM OF A WELL BUT WHEN SOMEONE TOSSED HIM A ROPE HE JUST SLIPPED OUT LIKE HE WAS NOT EVEN CHANGED AT ALL #PLS EXPLAAAAAIN #I'm dying #be quiet vi #shut up violet

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When Your Brother Calls To Remind You That You’re Sad and Gay at Your Best Friend’s Wedding

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Alternatively titled:

When Your Brother Calls You Because He Is Concerned That Your Heart Is Being Broken At Your Best Friend’s Wedding… 💔

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@souper-doup I'm going to be honest, that's literally what I was debating naming this but I went for the laughs to keep myself from being as sad as he was when he left the wedding early 😭

#be quiet vi #shut up violet

When Your Brother Calls To Remind You That You’re Sad and Gay at Your Best Friend’s Wedding

#still stuck on the wedding sorry #pining!sherlock #tjlc #johnlock #thatsmutlock

MY DUDES

I was shopping in Home Depot, and the song "Oh What A Night" came on and I was filled with sadness.

And I'm like, "what?" because it's not a sad song. Then, it hits me!

This is the wedding song!! So, now I'm crying in the literal lumber section of Home Depot.

Annnnd, that's the story of how johnlock attacked me in broad daylight at a Home Depot on a Friday evening.

#johnlock #be quiet vi #shut up violet #thatsmutlock

Some of you are afraid of the fact that John and Sherlock would 100% be together if someone else pulled the trigger for them. If someone else said "just...be together" they would.

Both of them are too afraid to make the first move. If someone made it for them? Boom.

#even though series 4 wasn't my cup of tea #mary said in her video basically that they should go be her bakerstreet boys #and what happened? the series ended with them raising a baby together #stay woke kids #tjlc #johnlock #be quiet vi #shut up violet

your blog is my life line

I hope you're not dead then babe cuz I've been behind in my content for some time now as I've been trying and failing to get my life together, lol. Literally help 👌

I love you though, you're my lifeline ❤

#be quiet vi #shut up violet #vi answers

How often does John eat Sherlock's ass tho????

As often as I recall the fact that Series 4 had so many plotholes that Martin Freeman had to wear a flotation device on set just to make sure he didn't fall in and drown in them 👏

#be quiet vi #shut up violet #2019 still don't even know what I've seen #i'm gonna scream #vi answers

the whole thing with the clowns from series 4.....

what was thaaaaat 😭 😭 😭

#i just had flashbacks #asdfghjkl #be quiet vi #shut up violet

Me:

#not trying to start anything #but like I'm mad about the season's many plot holes #I'm not here crying because my damn sh!p didn't happen #shut up Violet #be quiet Vi

Our Boy's shirts are so tight like does he fight those shirts on? I can't picture a shirt agreeing to this sort of treatment.

#shut up violet #be quiet vi #Sherlock Holmes #BBC Sherlock

Yo I'm having a moment --

This time last year we were rooting for the Right Thing™ to happen and then we got the Final Problem and wow it's been a year already since Mofftiss did that

#BBC Sherlock #tjlc #johnlock #shut up vi #be quiet Violet #thatsmutlock

Okay but John and Sherlock giving Hudders Mother's Day gifts 😍

#pure is what that is #shut up violet #be quiet vi

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