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A Pubic Service Announcement 

1 in 4 college students has an STD…

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Conference Ep. 54 (Warriors In Six)

Sir Basketball Apollo returns to bring you up to speed to game 6 of the NBA Finals.

Discussion Points:

Golden State Wins In Cleveland

LeBron Getting The Finals MVP Award

Why The Cavs Technically Suck

Mark Jackson Being A Piece Of Shit

Lakers Are Gonna Draft The Wrong People  

Clippers Shitty Trade Situation

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Conference Ep. 53 (NBA Finals Games 1 & 2)

Sir Basketball Apollo returns to bring you up to speed on games 1 & 2 of the NBA Finals. 

Discussion Points:

Steph Curry Choking

The Importance Of A Cavs Win

J.R. Smith Being A Walking “Murphy’s Law”

Games 3 & 4 Predictions 

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Conference Ep. 52 (2014 - 2015 Season Wrap Up)

The honorable, Sir Basketball Apollo recaps the 2014-15 NBA season and also touched on the following topics and more:

Jordan’s Post Retirement Return & Kobe Not Making The Same Mistake

The Importance Of A Proper Coach/Franchise Fit

Derek Fisher Soundbites

Randy Whitman’s Dry Erase Board 

The Draft

The Clippers Never Amounting To SHIT

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Tabington’s Mom’s Voicemails 

Someone put Tabington’s mom’s phone number on a truck stop wall in Atlanta, Georgia and these are some of the voicemails that were left for her.

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Two At Nineteen Ep. 4

Two nineteen year old white bitches from Denver, Colorado discussed (please excuse their poor grammar) but were not limited to:

Using sex as a weapon (to spite)

Enjoying the process of sex

Not getting enough attention from your dad

Dressing like you want to get fucked

Dating high school niggas

Partying at your parents' house

Being vain

Being drugged but not raped

Hanging out with a guy at your house means you want the D

Being a faggot if you use Twitter

"Twitter Folk"  

Girls needing to always have condoms

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A White Girl On Pills… 

A white girl recounts her life on pills…

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The Wrong Errol…

Tabington, The Jew In A Tracksuit and Noirfancy initially planned on going to a gay bar to record but decided against it citing noise issues and fear. Noirfancy and the Tracksuit Jew were supposed to meet with 1 Errol off air but Noirfancy has been texting “The Wrong Errol” for TWO WEEKS and HE showed up instead during the recording and the result is rather interesting. 

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Greg Fitzsimmons & Larry Miller Take Bob’s Call

Greg Fitzsimmons ({writer} Louis C.K., Ellen DeGeneres, Himself) and Larry Miller (10 Things I Hate About You, The Nutty Professor, Curb Your Enthusiasm) take a call from Bob (TNMB South Bay Correspondent, Inland Empire Strip Mall Owner, Black Pussy Purveyor) in which Greg questions Bob’s street cred and Larry listens with baited breath. 

The word “Nigga” was said.

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These 3 Words & 1 Of Them Is NIGGER

Tabington gives his 3 min thesis on the 3 most common used epithets hurled during competitive online gaming sessions as The Jew In A Tracksuit listens then ponders.

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The Jew In A Track Suit, and Tabington started talking about interstellar travel, monocultures and ALIENS in the presence of Noirfancy so he hit record and left the room to drink juice and smoke dope. They also discussed but were not limited to: 

Human Camps (more alien shit)

Devin Aoki being an “Illumanti Alien”

Puffy Having Biggie Killed & Mary J. being his Side Bitch

Behold The Pale Horse

The Reptilian Lineage Of U.S. Presidents

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Two @ Nineteen: Ep. 3

2 nineteen year old bitches ( and 1 of their moms ) in Denver, Colorado USA took an Uber (being driven by a 61 y/o bitch) to Happy Hour for drinks and appetizers. The conversation (which started in the Uber) contains but is not limited to: 

Mormons using bitches and money to recruit 

Weak bitches in the workplace

Bitches being untrustworthy (all of them)

Contrasts & comparisons of pharmaceutical vs. alcohol sales 

Rednecks 

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Cat Talk: Ep. 1.6

Noirfancy explores alternative solutions to street/gang violence with his suburban, gated community, house cat. Citing snippets from Noisey's "Chiraq" series (one of which includes a 14 year old Yung Trell), Noirfancy states what should be the obvious. 

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Two @ Nineteen: Ep. 2

2 nineteen year old bitches in Denver, Colorado USA discussed but were not limited to the following: 

Kissing after having your ass eaten.  

Eating booty being a trend.  

Contoured makeup.

Bitches that take pictures of food but don't eat it (anorexia).

The pizza trend.

New feminism.

Ugly white bitches with no lips.

Weird bitch hatred.

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The Fuck The Police Podcast: Ep. 3

Noirfancy discusses the head of the F.B.I. stating that all law enforcement officers are racist for the most part and why (link to N.Y. TImes article), the LAPD lying (again) about shooting an unarmed black teen (link to the L.A. Times article), and how to avoid being harassed by the police, among various other things.

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*Promotional consideration provided by Barry's Bail Bonds

*Opening song: Mr. Policeman/ Rick James (1981)

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2 nineteen year old bitches in Denver, Colorado USA ponder if, "your chakras are open when you're on molly cut with meth." They also explore the disadvantages of carrying on "relations" with your "drug dealer," Raves Vs. EDM gatherings and proper skatepark etiquette for girls, among a plethora of other pressing WHITE GIRL issues.

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Matthew Martians (The Jet Age Of Tomorrow, The Internet), Brass (NAILgasm) and Noirfancy (Up In Yo Momma's Guts) discuss Trending Topics being sequenced due to race, listen to a clandestine phone conversation between Monster Kody and Tupac, and basically end up on some back to Africa shit. 

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