Burdened with Glorious Butt cheeks

If you were wondering my butt cheeks are not actually that spectacular.

[iloveyoumyvalentine]

[psychicarmorhead]

What do you mean my card was declined???

[anxietyproblem]

[amascomet]

[ankle-beez]

THIS FUCKING SHOW IS GOING AFTER EVERYBODY AT THIS POINT AND I LOVE IT

[overlord-flinx]

It’s happening. They have too much power and they can say anything. If CN stops them now, they prove them right.

It’s what we call the long con…

[sailorgojirarex1997-deactivated]

Bra-fucking-vo!

[shromo-deactivated20181202]

When you haven’t saved your file in awhile and suddenly the cursor freezes 

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

three words that describe me

[ghosts-who-deduct]

r u… a worm

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

long, wiggly and ready to get squiggly

[kaban-bang]

[toshio]

me @ any and every cat in existence:

[tastefullyoffensive]

[fuckyeahfunnycats]

Oh… no no no

[disneytva]

This heart-warming Disneyland Paris spot features a sweet CG duck who simply adores Donald Duck. It’s the perfect cure for post-Christmas blues!!!

[hashtagloveloses]

i can’t believe disney has me crying about a goddamn duck

[siriusdraws]

i support physical fitness

full res

[literallyaflame]

I wanna destroy the culture of “women have to wear makeup to be considered presentable” and replace it with “makeup is a fun accessory that allows u to have horribly fake purple lips and green eyelids if u want yee haw who wants some glitter on their nose” who’s with me on this

[twa2]

Women have to wear makeup to be considered presentable. End of discussion.

[literallyaflame]

i know you probably just wanna make me Mad to get attention and i’m playing into your hands by even RESPONDING but i just

you’re old enough to be my fuckin DAD and you’re running THIS tumblr???? really?????????? this is the smallest dick energy i’ve ever seen

[twa2]

No way I’m fucking you unless you have good eye liner

[literallyaflame]

no comeback i make could possibly be as funny as your entire existence holy shit i’m losing it

[alexander]

This just in: no one wants to sleep with you anyways!

[corsolanite]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[muppetlesbian]

a power move

[mxnrique]

[wittyworm]

i have been sitting in this burger king for 4 hours

[geniusoflove]

they don’t come to take your order you have to go to the counter

[minfonica]

🖤💖 i just think they’re neat