alaska

revived after like 8 years because everything else sucks now (this site is on thin ice too tho)

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[guerrillatech]

[infectiouspiss]

last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in

[11thfempachi]

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

[shinhati]

cemeteries aren’t creepy they’re actually devoted to memory and rest and love and humanity

[fanonical]

unfortunately the best advice i can give to everyone bad at fishing in stardew valley is that you just need to get good at fishing in stardew valley

[theweirdwideweb]

[tgirl-thucydides]

[politedemon]

HAPPY IDES OF MARCH!

[casawio]

didnt realize this was an ad at first so i just assumed that was somebody's advice. no1 art tip... hunt monsters...

[charl0ttan]

honestly we used to have hard rock but now all we have is metal. what happened

[charl0ttan]

why do i even bother

[aurpiment]

Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it

[oarfjsh]

[tessa-the-duck]

here you are sweetie

[w-e-b-k-i-n-z]

the fact that webkinz named a species "googles" and never backed down from it is really funny to me because like. nintendo changed the dialogue of a throwaway npc in a zelda game once because she said "yahoo!" and they were scared they'd get sued by yahoo but ganz is just like. yeah no we don't care if google is the biggest search engine and owns an obscene amount of sites and properties. thats our funny platypus so.

[pupdotcom]

could you tell *this* face to change its name for copyright law. Could You.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I love divorced middle aged women tiktok. Like yes Mel get that divorce it's never too late

[gayavatarstyle]

I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more

[gayavatarstyle]

Katara: wow so this is Omashu

Aang: back in my day it was called weed city

Sokka: I’m… pretty sure it wasn’t

Aang: that’s what the fire nation wants you to think

[gayavatarstyle]

Bumi, the second they arrive: welcome to weed city

Sokka: what the fuck

[gayavatarstyle]

can we get this post to 420,000 notes

[mousidy]

it's not natural for candy to be $3.49. candy is supposed to be one dollar

[deerwithamullet]

candy should cost a nickel and we should all wear little propeller hats when we eat it

[shimmervee]

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

[statelywingmanor]

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

[shimmervee]

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts