Why do I still have a blog

Im Maeve I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs. And every afternoon I break my arms. At night I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

[ibrokethestars]

that one friend that’s exactly like you

but better

[iraffiruse]

[oh-teen-posts]

[gamsee]

IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY WHEN PEOPLE REFER TO ME AS THEIR FRIEND WHOA. FRIEND

[sshibe]

[leedonghae]

I REALLY HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE RUDE TO TEACHERS FOR NO REASON

WOW!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO PAY ATTENTION!!!! HOW CRUEL!!!!!

WHOA!!!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO BE IN UNIFORM!!!!!! WHAT A BITCH!!!!!!!!

OH MAN!!!!!!!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO PUT MY PHONE AWAY!!!!!!!! WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW SHE’S YELLING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID I EVER DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days

[conor-cymex-deactivated20241012]

diamond

the word you’re looking for is diamond

[droiids]

hell no, diamonds are expensive as fuck. Just a nice solid chunk of granite will do. 

[dannyphantomstuff]

[koukoukrunch]

MR. LANCER SWORE IN BOOK TITLES OH MY GOD I DIDNT KNOW

[thatssomaeven-blog]

Me: WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY oh there it is

[neyruto]

maybe we’re all already superheros but our powers are really shitty like the power to tie your shoes really fast or to never burn an omelette

[niknak79]

[christieanne]

I’d be laughing ll the way out the door

[yourpsychicadvisor]

do u at least get to see a dick tho

[theunsinkableship-blog]

Favorite Titanic scenes: “So, you wanna go to a real party?”

[jagarsjora]

Plot Twist: It’s a Gatsby party. 

[221cbakerstreet]

both ways he ends up dead in the water

[newkidsonmycock11]

[k1mkardashian]

*practices my entrance on the ellen show*

[thatssomaeven-blog]

day after prom: Emily and 564 friends have changed their profile pictures

[mybestfriendjackdaniels-deactiv]

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The President Of the United States of America- Peaches

[itsaubreylmfao]

i’m just a cool dad trapped inside the body of a teenage girl