Life As A Swamp Witch

Do no harm but take no shit.

[thatswampwitch]

[cascadiiing]

Hawks is the man who's a bit too fast. Guess that applies to his downfall as well.

[thatswampwitch]

Wow wow. Art so good. Much impress.

[cascadiiing]

Drawing my family's old dog for my mom. (If anybody wants an animal portrait like this feel free to PM me, they're around 30$ but can absolutely be negotiated <3)

[theweirdwideweb]

[unclebeanbag]

No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man? 

[raccacommie]

Better?

[unclebeanbag]

Much. 

[tradiespotter]

Horse must have been desperate

[official-lucifers-child]

reagan also got fucked by a horse, can’t you read

[thatswampwitch]

@cascadiiing

[official-mikewazowski]

not to be gay on main

but I said gay rights babey!!!!!!

[official-mikewazowski]

Hey loser @official-james-sullivan come say gay rights with me

[official-james-sullivan]

Oh hey Mikey! Sorry I was busy saying trans rights

[official-mikewazowski]

You… you said trans rights without me?

[official-james-sullivan]

Mikey! You said gay rights without me! What was I supposed to do?

[official-mikewazowski]

You could have waited so we could say trans rights together!!!!!

[official-james-sullivan]

Mikey please don’t cry, I’m sorry… let me make it up to you

[official-mikewazowski]

How???? Fucking how????

[official-james-sullivan]

We could… uh… you know

[official-mikewazowski]

Holy shit… you don’t mean…

[official-james-sullivan]

I do, Mikey.

[official-mikewazowski]

We can say gay AND trans rights!

TOGETHER!

Spongebob says gay and

non-binary rights babey!

[official-james-sullivan]

Spongebob I 100% agree!!!!!

Solidarity

[optimisticaudience]

Am I too late to say ACE RIGHTS?

[official-mikewazowski]

Holy shit, shrek! I haven’t seen you since high school!!! And it’s never too late to say ace rights!!!!

[official-mikewazowski]

@writerinthelouvre your contribution was not necessary, helpful, or wanted! And it’s funny how you’re the only one who commented this on here when everyone else was trying to happily celebrate pride!

Get the fuck off my post you clown, we don’t want exclusionists here. Make your own post

[uqlyuwu]

oh my god-

[official-mikewazowski]

Somebody had to say it. And I wasn’t gonna let the humans handle this one. Sick of this shit

Wow mikey that was rough.

Todays letter of the day is p. For

P R I D E

[official-mikewazowski]

@writerinthelouvre since you didn’t seem to get the point before..

Until asexuals can file for discrimination when discriminated against for their sexuality, we don’t have all the rights we deserve. Until asexuality is not classified as a mental disorder (HSDD) in the DSM IV, we do not have the rights we deserve. Until legally there is a ban against conversion therapy for all of the LGBTQ community, including aces, we do not have the rights we deserve. You have asexual tags on many of your posts, which confuses me more. I don’t know who hurt you to the point that you think because you aren’t being beat up right now by someone who hates you for being ace you have all the rights you deserve, but you don’t. You deserve better, too. But just because you’ve been hurt doesn’t give you the right to hurt innocent people by telling them the rights they do/don’t have according to your opinion

And ONCE AGAIN, since you didn’t seem to read my entire reply before! Tumblr has this thing you can do called “make your own fucking post” and you should really try it instead of commenting unnecessary and hateful things on my post celebrating pride!

@official-mikewazowski can we get a pan and bi pride for the back

[official-mikewazowski]

Yes we sure can!

YALL MIND IF I JUST

[official-mikewazowski]

We don’t mind at all! Join in and speak the truth!!!!!

this post speaks to me on deep levels…. so i feel obligated to perhaps…. maybe… ask about genderfluid pride,,,,??? i see these posts all the time and love them but!! i don’t see a lot for us genderfluid folks so it would be nice to hear some encouragement from the best green man 👀👀

[official-mikewazowski]

Of course!!! You deserve rights and love and support just as much as everyone else on this post!

i’ve probably reblogged this post so many times now, but……..could we get some demigirl and demiboy rights?? i love seeing posts like these, but it would be nice to know that demigenders are appreciated too!! along with demisexuals and demiromantics!! <3 

[official-mikewazowski]

Of course you can!

Here are all the rights you ordered! I hope they benefit you because you deserve it!

THIS MAKES MY HEART HAPPY

[the-acecourse]

hey quick question. what the fuck is going on lmao

[animefacialrecognitionsoftware01]

i love how u bastards cant quite manage to derail this despite how desperately u want to

[official-mikewazowski]

Thank you. I may not be able to stop every person who leaves a hateful comment on here but I do try my best to prove them wrong.

[official-mikewazowski]

@librarian-bitch important addition!

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

… can we have some polyamorous pride please? i kinda never see any of that and it makes me feel like it’s not really accepted much…

[official-mikewazowski]

I understand where you’re coming from! I am polyamorous myself and not a lot of people understand! I will gladly and proudly say polyamorous rights with you!

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

thank youu!!! :D

[comfy-hun]

Wholesome addition

Can I maybe get some aro pride? I don’t really see much of it? It’s ok if not but this post makes me really happy!!

[official-mikewazowski]

Of course you can!

HELL YEAH MIKE WAZOWSKI

ARO RIGHTS!!

[xxxtoony-brosxxx]

I believe this is the best post on this hell site love it

[official-lucifers-child]

i hope this isn’t demanding, but might you be able to say abrosexual rights? it’s alright if not, this is a good post!!!!!!!

[official-mikewazowski]

Of course! But I wanna start out by saying lesbian rights to all those who have asked, including @moriidraws , @happyflappyfangirl and many others. while i have said it on this post, those variations keep getting taken over by terfs or buried, so I’m happily gonna say it again. Lesbian rights! This flag has always reminded me of sunsets!

Now! Let’s say Abrosexual rights!! Many have asked me to say them, including you, @official-spookifers-child , as well as @kingofthebouncycastle13 , @owlscbooks , and many others. I’m sorry for the wait but let’s say it! Abrosexual rights! I also wanna say this flag reminds me of the holidays and ice cream, for some reason!

@kingofthebouncycastle13 and others have also asked for what I’m assuming is polysexual rights (as I’ve already said polyamorous rights) and omnisexual rights and I’m here to say them! sorry to all the people who have asked before, work has been keeping me busy! Without further ado, Omnisexual rights! Polysexual rights! These flags are just so pretty.

And just in case you meant polyamory and hadn’t seen this addition of the post, I’ll restate that I’m polyamorous myself and am dating both Sull and Celia. The loves of my lives! Polyamory rights! I love you guys and have a safe night!

oh, and one more thing!

Get off my post, @pinkandblueships! We don’t want your damn negativity in Monstropolis!

[official-lucifers-child]

fuck yeah mate!!! thank you, i am also polyam, and rights for everyone else too!!!!!!!

[antique-ro-man]

C- can I get neopronoun and/or pangender rights? No pressure, obviously.

Stan this post

[thatswampwitch]

I just can’t wait. Just two months left until spooktober! 🧙🏼‍♀️🧚🏽🧚🏽‍♀️🧜🏽‍♀️🧟‍♀️🧛🏽‍♀️🧝🏽‍♀️

[thatswampwitch]

[thatswampwitch]

Can we all please agree that Lin-Manuel Miranda is the newest Disney Princess?

[thatswampwitch]

[cascadiiing]

* You must have misunderstood.

[thatswampwitch]

Good drawing! Wow wow uwu

[inloveandfear-deactivated202505]

the number 87 kinda looks like a plague doctor

[plaguedocboi]

You’ve just changed the fucking game

[h-medicinalis]

[|87

[cascadiiing]

Lup Adventurezone has my whole heart

[thatswampwitch]

Oooh wow wow. Such good draw. We love skeletons. So cool

[thatswampwitch]

Iroh ♥️

[thatswampwitch]

My mossball’s name is Ted!

[thatswampwitch]

Snail friend!

[thatswampwitch]

Meet My new Betta! His name is Uncle Iroh!! I currently have him in a 3 gallon while I get his 10 gallon tank cycling! Shout out to @cascadiiing for all of their betta help.

[thatswampwitch]

😂😂😂