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I'm Meg! I'm a lady, nerd, cosplayer, gamer, The Know host, rebel princess, Slim Jim lady, and model gundam enthusiast. [Closed RP]

[ryanismyfave]

Meg and Gavin teamed up against Ryan on The Patch #62 (x)

[itsragequitmichael]

Adorable Meg chose adorable, it’s super effective.

[thatturneylife]

Micoooool. Micooooooool! 

I think I've lost my mind to boredom. Help me.

[daniel--duncan-blog]

I’d be lying if I said there weren’t some good looking people on board. 

Thought it stood for steam ship, although slutty sluts collab would be a great porn parody name for this show.

Ah, creativity blocks are the worst. And sure, they’re all yours, actually. Not really a sweets person, but it was the most suggested thing when I brought up a cooking vlog. For someone who can’t bake, I’d say I did a decent job.

[thatturneylife]

Oh? You'll have to dish to me on who you fancy so far.

Well...I guess that would make sense. But that's so boring! I like my idea better! Oh absolutely - I'd watch that shit. Don't even care, dude.

Well thank you! You know if you ever need help with another cooking vlog, I'm quite a cook/baker - I spend a lot of time doing that I guess. I just saved my good friend's ass the other day by baking her a birthday cake last minute for her husband's birthday. I could be a superhero.

[thetugglifechoseme]

Piece of Cake || Meg&Lindsay

[thetugglifechoseme]

"When you get to know him, the mad facade gets kinda cute. And, well, a bit sexy," she smirked. "I never really knew him as the Rage Quit guy. Or at least, I didn’t really realize it at first. His screaming voice is very different from his normal, conversational voice, if you ask me," Lindsay shrugged. She remembered when Michael first came to the Rooster Teeth office, before he was hired full-time. She didn’t even recognize his voice. All she knew was that he was kinda cute, especially his accent. "Plus, I always knew his teasing was playful. It’s not like I don’t throw it right back," she smiled as she looked down at the cake. "Hmm… How bad would it be if we used one of his quotes?" she asked. "Really bad, probably," she answered her own question. "Maybe we should google something?"

Lindsay suddenly felt guilty. “I didn’t know if I should’ve told you,” she frowned. “I’m so sorry, Meg. Gavin didn’t realize they were flirting. He just thought they were being nice, and he was trying to be nice back. Michael made a point to give him a good ol’ gut punch for ya! I just figured if I told you, you would want to murder them, and if you wanted to murder them, then I’d have to jump on the bandwagon and it’s just so hard to hide two dead bodies…” Lindsay suddenly went on a rant. She sighed, stopping herself from continuing her own guilt trip. “I wouldn’t like it if Michael was flirting back with anyone, especially dumb French nurses. I just happen to marry a dude who doesn’t like being flirted with, exception being me.”

[thatturneylife]

"Ew god, make me gag some more." She said playfully. "The guy is like a brother to me, I can't find anything sexy about him anymore." She teased and listened to Lindsay go on. "I never asked - I mean, how did it come around with you and him? Like - how did you get past the facade and well - fall in love with him? You never really said how you guys got together." She smiled and kept her eyes on the cake. "My honest opinion: I want to write "Swiss Fucking Cheese" on there so badly." She said before she bursted out laughing. 

Meg listened to Lindsay rant on, knowing that she obviously felt guilty in a sense. It wasn't her fault, nor Michael's. She never blamed them for that, if anything - they only made her feel better about the situation with Gavin and flirting. Of course it still sucked to hear it, it made her want to kill every girl on the planet so he wouldn't do it anymore. "It's not your fault Lindsay, it's fine." Meg eventually "I'll get over it. I always do. But yeah - I wouldn't mind taking out my anger on two annoying and slutty nurses." She said, trying to lighten the mood even though it didn't work on her. "It's just something I have to accept with Gavin and that's that."

[thatturneylife]

♫"Standing in the hall of fame! And the world's going to know your name!"♫

♫"Cos you burn with the brightest flame! And the world's going to know your name!"♫

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[daniel--duncan-blog]

Really? Huh, the horny hasn’t hit me yet. 

Oh, that’s cool, who are you cosplaying? And besides from making a mess of my kitchen, I’m editing a video. Attempted to film some sort of cooking vlog, since I’m sure my viewers would enjoy seeing me fail at making extreme slutty brownies. 

[thatturneylife]

Just go look at a girl and I'm sure it will eventually hit you. That's what this boat is known for. Maybe that's what the S.S means in the 'S.S Collab' - slutty sluts or something.

Not sure yet, still deciding that. I think I might put out a poll or ask people on twitter what they think I should do next. I'm running low on creativity lately. Oh? Slutty brownies? Is there any chance I'll be able to get one?

[thatturneylife]

Maybe Gavin flirts with all those girls cause you don't please him anymore.

Damn, you really have it out for me huh? Get a life.

[daniel--duncan-blog]

Ha, good point. No one got hurt, and hopefully no one will hurt me for the gross smell. 

How are you, by the way?

[thatturneylife]

In all honesty, I'm sure everyone is just too busy having sex to notice. That's what I've learned being here at least. I don't know the hell it is, but something about this boat gets everyone so horny.

I'm good, thank you! Just working on some new cosplay ideas and wanting to get a break away from my cabin. How about you?

[thetugglifechoseme]

Piece of Cake || Meg&Lindsay

[thetugglifechoseme]

"Either that or I am going to start crashing his Full Plays again. Cause you know, might as well. Did it when he did the first Banjo and Kazooie. Might as well do it for Tooie," Lindsay chuckled as they finished the base layer of frosting. She bit her lip as she admired their work so far. "Should we write something? Something dumb or something cute?" she mumbled before looking back up."Oh uh…" she laughed. "I would do the same if he wasn’t already bragging. I mean, someone has to be the humble one," she shrugged. "And soulmate is perfect. I like it very much. It’s both cute and mildly seductive."

"Millie is adorable. I secretly want Geoff to be forced into retirement so she can be my boss. She’d be a cute boss. And she’d probably let me leave work early," she laughed. "Oh, Gav doesn’t know he’s flirting, the idiot," she pointed out. "You should’ve seen him at the hospital-" Lindsay stopped herself. She looked at Meg before continuing. "Remember the annoying nurses? The ones that couldn’t get their hands of my damn husband?" she asked. "Well… The might’ve tried to do the same to Gavin and Gav being Gave flirted back and Michael elbowed him in the gut, and we all wanted to hide the nurses dead bodies, cept Gavin who was still confused." 

[thatturneylife]

"And Michael can be 'mad' at you." Meg teased. She knew that whenever Michael said something mean to her at work, that he was teasing her and that he never meant it. When she first met them, she didn't understand why Lindsay would be with someone who was mean like. But after seeing the real Michael, the one behind the rage facade, she couldn't believe that someone hadn't picked up the dork sooner. He was a great friend to her, both him and Lindsay both. She trusted them with her secrets. "Such a little shit." Meg laughed, resting her head on Lindsay's shoulder for a moment. "Probably something funny. I mean, it's your husband - you decide what we should write." She looked up at her and smiled "Yeah. I like that word too." 

"What a business to take over though, huh?" Meg said in amazement. "Just playing video games all day long - I mean, that's a fucking dream." She listened to what Lindsay said, not helping but feeling pissed off at Gavin about that. She wasn't surprised but of course it hurt her slightly, maybe that's why she always reacted out with such violence when someone came onto him. "He's an idiot." She mumbled, glancing down the cake. "It just - I know he doesn't realize it but it.. it sucks. I mean, how would you feel if Michael flirted with girls like that?" She asked.

[daniel--duncan-blog]

It could be worse, right? At least I didn’t set fire to anything. I mean, not that big a fire.

[thatturneylife]

Right! I mean, granted that you're lucky that we live on the ocean now. It's not like you don't have any water to put it out with.

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[daniel--duncan-blog]

Apologies to anyone that lives on my floor for the burnt popcorn smell. That would be my fault.

[thatturneylife]

It's all good up in the hood, bro.

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[thetugglifechoseme]

Piece of Cake || Meg&Lindsay

[thetugglifechoseme]

"We’re so adorable that we have streams of fan art and fanfics flooding our inboxes," she remembered. "However, some of the more riskque ones do give me a few ideas, if you know what I mean," she winked as she pushed up her sleeves. Lindsay blushed as Meg reminded her how much of a dweeb her husband is. He treated his wedding ring like a trophy. She could swear she had even caught him shining it once or twice. "Like I said, he’s a dork. But he’s my dork. Forever," she laughed as she held up her ring finger. "But can you blame him? Wife just rolls off the tongue. So much better than girlfriend. Maybe not as easy as lover, though," she smirked as she started to ice the cake.

"I wouldn’t say you’re overreacting. Not fully. You just can’t let your mild fears get the best of your imagination," Lindsay pointed out. "You have enough reason to be nervous, mainly cause now you have harder competition in the gaming department," she joked. "But seriously, Gavin is had to give up just as much things as you did. I mean, he had to give up his little hut in Geoff’s backyard!" Lindsay chuckled. "I mean, you can only imagine how hard it was to give up his Roomba-fighting and his pseuo-adopted parents." 

[thatturneylife]

"Michael mentioned you guys were going to do some couch co-op." Meg said, starting to put icing around the edges of the cake. "If that doesn't happen, I think I will cry." She said playfully and kept going on. "He's such a cocky little shit, I swear. All he does is brag to everyone about how amazing you guys are and that he's the most romantic man on the planet." She laughed. "How about soulmate?" Meg asked, looking at him. "He likes to use that word.... then Gavin goes 'awww' and Michael punched him in the stomach, telling him to shut up." She snickered. 

"Oh yeah, totally." She said with sarcasm, bumping hips with Lindsay's. Meg listened to her, not realizing about the stuff Gavin gave up to move in with her. "You have a point." She admitted. "Millie is so damn lucky to have those two as parents, life must be quite a adventure every night." She joked. "I think the only major problem I have with Gavin is his ability to flirt with everything that moves. Michael gets pissed off at him too when we're all out together and Gavin can't help but flirt with another girl." She shrugged. 

[jjoelheyman-blog]

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