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lovehina019

katfishdraws

get the print here: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/katfishdraws/

catchymemes

lizardsfromspace

The thing about Cottagecore is that is a fetishized aesthetic of country life, divorced from labor and idealized by a primarily urban audience with a backward looking ethos of tradition. They are not prepared for the stresses of a rural life: farming; harvesting; tapping pumpkins to ensure none of them have been replaced with flesh; losing out on income by having to use one of your pigs in a blood sacrifice to paint protective sigils over your doors and windows; checking cracks and chimneys for the flesh-vines of the Pumpkin Lord; having to decide, before the Growth is complete, whether that's really your tradwife or an amassment of vines, leaves, and blood in the shape of your tradwife; ignoring their desperate pleas that "I'm me! No! No!" as you burn them alive, realizing too late you picked wrong; and the exploitative corporate nature of commercial farming in 2024. All seen through a deeply colonial lens, of course

lizardsfromspace

When I made this post I did not expect it to be an effective test of which Tumblr users actually read a post fully before reblogging, and yet

#yeeeeeeeeeeees

furryprovocateur

i mean this in the gentlest way possible: you need to eat vegetables. you need to become comfortable with doing so. i do not care if you are a picky eater because of autism (hi, i used to be this person!), you need to find at least some vegetables you can eat. find a different way to prepare them. chances are you would like a vegetable you hate if you prepared it in a stew or roasted it with seasoning or included it as an ingredient in a recipe. just. please start eating better. potatoes and corn are not sufficient vegetables for a healthy diet.

autumnday19

Need it to be easier?

baby carrots (good dipped in ranch)

Celery sticks (add some peanut butter or cream cheese for extra flavor and protein)

Broccoli (good with ranch, cheese, or salt/pepper/butter)

Canned peas (you can microwave in a microwave-safe bowl. Good with salt/pepper/butter)

Bell peppers (cut into strips, good with cream cheese)

Canned green beans (can be microwaved in microwave-safe bowl. Good with salt/pepper/butter)

Hummus (good with crackers or tortilla chips)

Salsa (good with tortilla chips)

Guacamole (good with tortilla chips)

Need it in something?

Can't see it:

Hummus

salsa

Guacamole

Can see but disguised flavor (can usually be found store bought or done at home and use different veggies):

Dressed up ramen - just toss in some random veggies in ramen of your choice. Pretty much everything I've tried goes fine with it.

Chicken pot pie

Vegetable soup (with so many together it's hard to taste any specific one!)

Chicken noodle soup

Sweet and sour pork (haven't tried it but chicken should be fine in place of pork)

Texture problems:

Need it soft:

Hummus

Salsa

Guacamole

Cooked carrots

Avocados

Beans (personally I prefer black beans and canned baked beans)

Peas (make sure to cook well, great value brand has the softest peas I've tried)

Cooked broccoli (note: it does smell bad while cooking)

Cooked asparagus (note: also smells bad while cooking)

Cooked zucchini and squash (good together but can be eaten separate)

You can also puree most vegetables and eat with a spoon or use them as a dip

Needs to be crunchy:

Raw carrots

Raw celery

Raw bell peppers

Salad (remember you can put whatever you want in it! Even if that means no lettuce)

Most veggies are okay raw, and are usually very crunchy

Veggies google says stay crunchy after lightly cooking:

Snap peas

Brussel sprouts

Cabbage

Water chestnut

Bamboo shoots

Broad texture tips:

You can change textures by eating raw, cooking, chopping, pureeing, etc

You can separate different textures to use in different ways (ie using broccoli tops in a soup and eating the bottoms raw)

It also really helps to think about why you dislike a vegetable. I found that I am scared of green foods so I like to use those veggies for ingredients in things they are well hidden for. I've also learned that watching something while eating helps because then I'm not looking at the gross green things. When possible, I also like to get help hiding it (ie using cream of celery soup in my chicken and dumplings).

lierdumoa

Remember that vegetables are important because they contain nutrients that other foods don’t contain. NOT because they are low calorie.

Eating vegetables slathered in pork fat is always better than not eating vegetables. In fact fat will help you absorb the nutrients. Get those nutrients in your body by any means necessary.

pythox

Werner Herzog and a fox.

cyberpunkcatgirl

I fucking love it when girls infodump about their special interests at me PLEASE tell me more about Celeste mods

2-point-5

not to be rude but some of y'all need to look on the bright side sometimes. like, yeah sure the world is fucked and people suck and we all die whatever, sure, but like. go outside.

2-point-5

ok i phrased this poorly, hang on.

i'm not saying the cure for depression is touching grass. however, if you surround yourself with sad things and talk about how terrible life is and how much you're suffering and never take a breath and remember it's not all bad, you'll end up making yourself worse.

2-point-5

like, i've been diagnosed with clinical depression, and anxiety, and insomnia, and chronic pain, and a million other things that get in the way of me having a simple fucking good day, but you know what?

i watch videos that make me happy and wear pretty clothes and cut my hair in fun styles and do my makeup and drink strawberry tea and take two showers a day and i look on the bright side because goddamnit if god is trying to break me down, he'll have to try harder.

i see so many people talk about how sad they are, who make their depression their first priority, and i get it, i really do, but you know that is actively harming your mental state, right? please, just do something nice for yourself, think positively for one day. i promise things get better when you step back and breathe.

sideflorfauna

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

lekosis

you can have clinical depression in a dark room while doomscrolling or you can have clinical depression watching cats do silly things on YouTube while you eat some frozen yogurt with strawberries n chocco chips. You might still be sad but at least you got to eat a tasty thing and nothing can take that away from you

onlinegirl420

me on the first day of september

ashstfu

hmm. maybe u were put on this earth to make art and write bad poetry and create silly little playlists and being kind and maybe tearing up a little bit when you see old people eating alone

ashstfu

also. taking naps and being silly and saying hiiiiii

gintastik

Hey Tumblr friends!

I decided to open up for Tarot readings.

Tarot is something I love to do, so from now on I am charging for doing readings. The prices are symbolical, a way for you to support me on my journey.

About my readings

In my readings I use my knowledge of traditional Tarot readings, as well as numerology and astrology. The paid reading will be done using both Major and Minor Arcana.

You can ask for a yes/no question, a specific question or I can do a general past/present/future reading or a celtic cross.

The price is 3 eur for a question, 5 eur for a detailed reading. If you are a student, pupil or in an other way unable to pay this much, please message me and we will figure out a price that would suit you. Student discount is 1 eur for a question, 3 eur for a detailed reading.

You do not have to send me your full names or dates of birth, if you do not wish to, although it is recommened so that I have more association with you. However your initials or something to associate me with you is enough.

The readings are personal, which means that we can either schedule a Zoom appointment or I can do it via the messaging system if that is more convenient for you (meaning I give you an answer in your DM's, not publicly).

In my opinion, Tarot cards are not communicating final decisions or the future, they are only a tool for us to exercise different perspectives – note that we are in charge of our lives and are the only ones able to transform ourselves and shape our paths.

So please note, that this is for entertainment purposes only. Take what you resonate from the cards, mind that one reading does not shape your destiny.

Message me for more information, like/reblog id you wish to support me.

tragi-comical. graduated and then next day, lost my job.

so yeah if you wanna support me then only skill i have is tarot readings. info in the next post

#the government doesnt allow students to work in schools anymore #and i cant be fully emplyed if i want to enrol for my masters which i will of course #but if i wanna finish my masters i need a student job for at least a year #idk what to do im tired this is so anticlymactic #personal