Hi

I don't post or reblog much. also 28 y/o bi he/him i guess

[thatwasntveryfunny]

Honestly, I dont expect any real people- not spam bots- to really take an interest in me unless I post a banger (not gonna happen). Dont follow this blog unless you wanna see shitty memes or posts about my fucked up mobile ads

[dogpuppy]

[wittyusernameonline-deactivated]

[nyancrimew]

wow my tweet on my dash

[justsomeectoplasm]

The context:

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[the-muppet-joker]

MY MIND IS A MUPPING PRISON.

[thatwasntveryfunny]

Why do you have a sock puppet of XXXTension

[jessiewithaj]

sex, but instead of both getting naked and holding your head in my lap and forgiving you for every thing you think you've done wrong, i just fuck you.

[pennzooky]

[threedollarsdotcom]

wanted to see all the hype about "aps"

[animentality]

[pukicho]

Hoping to find special candy soon

[sonechka-in-limbo]

I hope you find it and i hope it gives you cavities

[jfksonlyhusband]

All I see you do is hate on this poor creature.

[pukicho]

yeah, leave him alone

[xx-theblack-vixen-xx]

Quiet, thing

[pukicho]

Okay !

[pukicho]

Do you think you're anyone's tumblr crush?

God. I hope not. I'm too strong and overprotective and loyal to a fault.

[pukicho]

Heart

[askmrtorgue]

LIST OF PROBLEMS THAT CANNOT BE SOLVED BY PUNCHING

ARM TIRED FROM TOO MUCH PUNCHING

CERTAIN SUDOKU PUZZLES

END OF LIST

[gleneth-paltrow-deactivated2018]

PROBLEM ONE CAN BE SOLVED BY USING YOUR OTHER ARM?

[askmrtorgue]

WE ARE IN A BRAVE NEW FRONTIER

[viralfrog]

[gaymerkittycat]

[pukicho-hater]

I HATE PUKICHO!!!

I HATE PUKICHO!!!

[pukicho]

You are my biggest fan

[medusadyke]

tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

[novum-solem]

@teaboot's tags because Yes:

[teaboot]

Actually yeah that should be in the post. Hell yeah

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

(today i learnt that if you don’t know how a post should end, just post it unfinished anyway and someone else will come up with an ending)

[kiburebuc]

that is a fucking insane amount of donuts, theres like 6 people in this room

it looks like an edit or something bit irs just in the show like this

[kiburebuc]

this has to be a joke, theyre all double stacked

[kiburebuc]

[kiburebuc]

cooper dissociates while albert is absolutely flabbergasted by the insurmountable quantity of donuts

[dogpuppy]