girl shaped rat thing

I'm just a little critter, im here to make friends and talk about stupid stuff. just call me whatever.🇧🇷

[swagophile]

oh to be a hot alternative girl with a ponytail and a baseball cap and a facemask with visible eyeliner working behind the counter at a shitty gas station in some lame suburb wearing pants that are just a little too tight and make my ass look really big and a stupid work shirt and nametag and i'm on my phone scrolling social media for my whole shift but then some shy girl walks in to buy a single immature beverage like juice or some shit and shes wearing like a punch of whites abd pinks and shes got a bunny hairclip and she walks up to the counter and i'm scrolling my phone and shes like "h-hi.." and i look up and i'm like "what" and she blushes REALLY hard and goes "E-EEK- UM.. JJUST THIS PLEASE" and i'm like "okay" and i ring her up and she pays me and takes the drink and practically runs out of the store and i barely take note and keep scrolling my phone disinterestedly but the girl remembers the whole thing visibly and she peeks through the advertisements from outside the store to get a look at me right as i stretch and mh shirt rides up and reveals a tiny bit of my tummy and sge blushes REALLY hard and runs home feeling like a total freak but i didnt even notice or care because i'm nonchalant and doing my own thing. and then maybe she keeps finding excuses to come in and i start picking up on something but i dont know what except she realizes we go to the same college and she starts seeing me (no facemask and i keep my hair down) around campus but she doesnt know its me but i know its her and she approaches me and makes friends with me and slowly we start to realize how much we like each other through repeated interactions at school on my end and at my work on hers and maybe we can. um. anyways i think thatd be cool

[kholran]

It’s finally happened.

After almost a decade on this site, I found another Tumblr user in the wild. I stopped to tie my shoe with rainbow laces this morning outside the silversmith at Colonial Williamsburg, and I heard it.

“I like your shoelaces.”

Oh. Oh no.

I responded the only way I could. “Thanks.” And then I reluctantly added, “I stole them from the president…and if that makes sense to you, I’m very sorry.”

The poor man, in full Colonial dress, stared at me for a long moment. And then burst into laughter. And said, “I haven’t thought about that in YEARS and this has never happened to me before.”

Yeah. Me neither. Not until today.

Tumblr rite of passage. Achievement unlocked.

[beggars-opera]

@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!

[beggars-opera]

[redstonedust]

big fan of when voice actors have the free will to just say whatever they want in character voice and use it frequently so the fanbase get all these inexplicable clips of their favorite characters quoting memes. more voice actors should do this forever and ever.

[findchaos]

We visited an old glass factory that was converted into a park and the photos can get very surreal.

[sourcreammachine]

[virtualgirladvance]

first one looks like the dogs gonna n64 mario jump into a painting

[sifu-kisu]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Some boomer comics

Are good

[kyoukorpse]

Someone to be brave for.

excerpt is from chapter 29 of the novel.

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[memewhore]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

Even if the dinner's important to the plot, you can always leave it carefully offscreen and just allude to it in reported speech. Like this, for example:

[necromancelena]

I like that she looks anxious and on edge

[necromancelena]

she looks like she'd say "jeepers!"

[necromancelena]

hey spit that out! drop it! hey!

[corillion]

[rotorsexual]

Leave the Mi-10 alone its just the Mi-6's lankier and awkward cousin doing its best

[dazeylily]

it's sorta funny (ignoring the horrors) that cis people can't be trusted with a deadname. any time someone tells me theirs I've forgotten it five minutes later, if you had names for your toes that would be far more interesting to me, but cis people get real "if you give a mouse a cookie" about it it

[orrangeslices]

I'm terrified of people even knowing it, because I know that some people will instantly lock that into their heads as my "real name" and eventually slip and say it instead

Something something that charlottan post about how even if people have only ever known you as the gender you transitioned to, they're still gonna think "oh they're just a boy that I need to remember to call a girl"

[dazeylily]

Most people won't slip up like that, the average cis person walks on eggshells so they don't accidentally reveal they're just humoring us out of a sense of obligation, they'll think about it and get even more anxious while doing that. This reinforces the wall between them and any insight into the situation.

[dazeylily]

a wild strawman appears

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

does someone stand behind these people with a gun forcing them to type this shit where everyone can see it. what in the fuck is even going on

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

like IMAGINE just admitting this, under no duress

[infinite-planes]

Yeah a comment like that goes in the tags, which are considered private. Fortunately that’s where it was

[dazeylily]

I get a notification for every note, including this one. They are very much not considered private, if anything you are sending them directly to me.

[dazeylily]

private area do not read

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"the tags, which are considered private"

[phallicide]

during my 2,000 years in military service upon the wartorn world of Bantok, we had a member of our unit named Private Tags who was so covered in skin tags you couldnt see his real face. Saying the tag arent private dishonors his memory in incomprhensibly vile ways, youre all going ot mega hell

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

ah PFC Tags. we miss him every day. war is hell

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

great post! funny how all the trans women are deleted

[maidthings]

none of you could handle a single fucking day as a trans woman on this site.

[jingerpi]

i literally have asks in my inbox right now telling me to get cancer and aids as well as several others giving graphic details about how i should bleed out on the floor and others encouraging i be raped so i can know what its like to be a real minority:tm:. and as others have said i consider myself rather lucky in the amount of hate as a trans woman here, this type of claim is just like, the height of arrogant privilege

[jingerpi]

like tell me what group kiwifarms was made to harass. you have one guess. ill wait.

[xenosagaepisodeone]

Submerging an Italian in olive oil like you would an Evangelion pilot in LCL so they can operate at maximum psychological capacity

[santa-destroy-deactivated202211]

this is what my bellisima mama did to me when i was but a six year old little bambine and now im so unbelievably fucked up

[ifrits-deactivated20210804]

yeah ill reblog that

[reggiemess]

Profanity filters on single-player games are just so... incredibly performative. They don't 'protect' the player from seeing the word (you have to type it in order to activate the filter), the only thing they do is scold the player.

My favorite solution to people who get offended at the things they themselves typed is a disclaimer on a puzzle page that said "If you type profanity you will see it."

[reggiemess]

Out: Can you pet the dog?

In: Can you name yourself Fuckface McShitass?

[reggiemess]

It's really funny and jarring when you encounter a profanity filter in a single-player m-rated grown-up game for adults, but I don't think they even make sense in kid's games. If anything I think "If you tell the computer to call you FuckNugget it will do that" is exactly the sort of obvious, low-stakes 'actions have consequences' lesson that's perfect for kids.

[reggiemess]

"This impacts nobody but yourself, and even then it does not alter gameplay or the intended experience, however we cannot allow it and you need to know we disapprove of offensive language. Anyway have fun in Gorequest 4: The Tittening."

[mtf-the-gathering]

more games could benefit from brutal legend's profanity filter setting I think

[9e978e]

via

[shesoyarn]

[cheddar-baby]

The state snow miser head will leave you in

[dogtoenail]

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

realistic coworker conversation

[writing-prompt-s]

"through the use of a adamantine skeleton, alchemicaly grown flesh and mana stones for the heart and brain I've made the most human construct ever!" "Question why is it a woman wearing a maid outfit." "I have no idea she decided that and I have no idea where she got the outfit from."

[libraryogre]