girl shaped rat thing

I'm just a little critter, im here to make friends and talk about stupid stuff. just call me whatever.🇧🇷

[nacht---hexe]

jokes

jokes is like an expert type of playing, and uses special toys called words.

[nacht---hexe]

[algae-illustrations]

Grace, you can't say that!

[segamascott]

[ratbastard69420]

I drank water so greedily that I felt like a slut, which is something that is both normal do and feel

[ratbastard69420]

what if they made a kind of edible table that you can just bite

[were--ralph]

I put the "i" in dick but together we put the "us" in pussy

[the-haiku-bot]

I put the “i” in

dick but together we put

the “us” in pussy

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[were--ralph]

[scrambled-greggs]

Visit Original Link

my fiance @mg549​ made this incredible image, so i made an audio version of it

(crash audio from here)

[post-store]

$25.99

[doctorguilty]

[suazu]

[phlebasthebroenician]

[manrippedapartbydogs]

Revolutionary

[reynard61]

Let's ambush mama! 😼

[dvandom]

"Why do Pallas cats always look grumpy?"

"Pallas kittens."

[waywardmartian]

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

[captainsquare]

@barian-phoenix-nvbh

[dramatic-dolphin]

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

[weirdthingifoundonline]

[yokowan]

deeply amusing to me how the term "minicomputer" was coined very prematurely

[yokowan]

^ this is a minicomputer fyi

[donjuaninhell]

And these are microcomputers. Yeah we really weren't expecting just how small we'd be able to shrink things down.

[minix-official]

We should keep the trend going, laptops should be nanocomputers and smart phones should be femtocomputers

[e-the-real-etherealist]

I think I'm mutuals with a femtocomputers

[howl224tgeundying]

[coat]

King triton: What did you do to my daughter???

Ursula:

[sistertaxon]

Buckle up, European and Foreigner Tumblypoos, because I'm about to learn you a thing about AMERICA.

You see these delectable motherflippers? These are called STATES. You stupid foreigners might not be able to wrap your head around this, but basically they're administrative subdivisions of the country.

And here's the thing: They are totally heckin' different from each other! For instance, New York:

Looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT from Kansas:

And they both look TOTALLY different from California!

So before you make fun of an American for not knowing where tiny third-world countries like "Check Republic" or "South Korea" are, maybe think about how much we have to learn about the unique regional differences in our OWN country. Maybe you should think about AMERICA more.

[thoughtportal]