I Want Wind To Blow

Mid twenties, bi/pan, she/it, transfem. Call me the martian robot fucker the way I'm oozing with curiosity

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[alalasp]

[storyweavingspider]

CRACKER

[aeserathedreamer]

angelgirl instant loss with this one simple trick

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

thatswhy they do that when princess puts a vibrator on it !!!??!??!!!?

[luxiomahariel]

"xenogenders make no sense"

ah yeah because girlhood being defined by pink and glitter and unicorns and shopping makes so much more sense than someone feeling gender envy towards vampires or mermaids or dragons

be so serious

[squeakitties]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

new type of guy just dropped

[sailatina3]

This is how people talk about HRT.

[gobusto]

saw someone mix up "abysmal" and "abyssal" today, so as a reminder:

her skills are abysmal = she is unskilled

her skills are abyssal = her abilities draw upon the forbidden power of the dark void

[jv]

This may be the worst use of LLMs anyone has attempted, ever. Up there with recognizing mushrooms.

[ashenmind]

[medakakurokami]

[hydrahowl]

i bite you?

Owwww

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

it Hurts

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i bite you?

[hydrahowl]

[raptorgirlfeathers]

i b. actually that looks pretty bad. i put a bandages on it

[hydrahowl]

[demilypyro]

[demilypyro]

It's what he would've wanted

[lindleland]

[trainwrrck]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[princessdraconic]

Hero, in recognition for your courage and temerity in the face of my absolute evil, I grant thee a ring of maidenification.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

this shits gonna flip into a clean 500 gold pieces for sure

[princessdraconic]

Of course it will, should it leave your finger~

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my friend you are off your rocker if you think this thing is even getting close to one of my ring slots I know better than to make that mistake after putting on one of your amulets and being turned into a newt for a week

[princessdraconic]

you were really cute as a newt. . .

[fipindustries]

[kiwi]

as a former escape room host i highly recommend doing an escape room as a first date. its a great way to learn how ppl react under pressure and how well they collaborate with you right off the bat. also more than once ive seen people enter an escape room as a couple and exit broken up LOL its a fantastic litmus test

[kiwi]

sorry to broadcast ur tags but this is also a valuable part of the litmus test! it seems like you learned a lot about how this person makes you feel in their social group. they didn't go out of their way to include you, and neither did their friends. therefore you can come to a pretty good conclusion about how you might feel being part of their life outside of an escape room; someone who doesnt include you or your feelings in a game is likely going to do the same in other situations

[softness-and-shattering]

An experiment with a clear negative outcome is still a successful experiment.

[actualized-animal]

when your girl is into naked people so you turn her on by taking your clothes off #RegularPlay #Con

[rose-buthorny]

Progesterone will make u wake up and be like I need a woman to attack me