I like how Murray included Makeovers, inb4 Murray goes to a sleepover and gets his nails done.
“THE MURRAY IS AS BEAUTIFUL AS HE IS HANDSOME!! GENDER ROLES DON’T APPLY TO THE MURRAY!”
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I like how Murray included Makeovers, inb4 Murray goes to a sleepover and gets his nails done.
“THE MURRAY IS AS BEAUTIFUL AS HE IS HANDSOME!! GENDER ROLES DON’T APPLY TO THE MURRAY!”
Murray gets it, love yourself ho
“YOU ARE YOUR OWN BEST FRIEND. YOU GOTTA TREAT YOURSELF LIKE YOU WOULD TREAT YOUR BEST FRIEND. LOOK AT ME! I’M GREAT!”
hoopsheartthrob:
“… Nobody ever lets me have any fun.”
“That stuff isn’t ‘fun’. You know what’s really fun??”
“MONSTER TRUCK RALLYS!!! DEMOLITION DERBYS!!! BUSTIN’ A GUY IN THE CHOPS FOR HARASSING PEOPLE!!! EATING FOOD!! MAKEOVERS!! MOVIES!!! THE THRILL OF ADVENTURE IN YOUR BLOOD AS YOU DRIVE THE GETAWAY VAN AFTER A HUGE HEIST!!! THATS. WHAT’S FUN!”
hoopsheartthrob:
“… Well, it’s automatically not as funny if I gotta explain it.”
“You know what! You’re Right! That does make it less funny!”
“-Almost as not funny as making fun of yourself which lowers your self esteem and self worth.”
hoopsheartthrob:
“It makes sense, me bein’ so funny, y’know?”
“—- ♫ ‘Cuz I’m a huge JOKE. ♫”
“....uh...”
“I don’t get it.”
Takeo demonstrating how to properly deal with victim blaming predators.
My LOVE Story!! Ep. 01
me: has barely to no ships here me: ok but ship where murray falls for a super sweet animal that’s like teeny compared to him THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE, IM WEAK MAN
Barley + talking with his hands
smoodlemuse:
“ i’m sure anything i can learn from the murray would be a good thing. whenever you have time, i wouldn’t mind doing some of that.. uh.. body and soul stuff. ”
“Of course, Sly! Anytime! Anywhere! Anything for you! All ya’ gotta do is ask, and THE MURRAY will deliver!”
Murray is the emotional core of the cooper gang and i will die on this hill
Oh, and he told me to give you this.
pure boy do a dance!!
rcspecialist:
“Guess this means we can call you the love guru then, huh, pal?”
“I mean. If you want??? I’m just a guru!”
smoodlemuse:
“ romantic love is overrated anyways. a hard day’s work is worth more than anythin’ love can give you. ”
What’s that?
Is that the smell of....a troubled soul in need of guidance???
FEAR NOT, THE MURRAY WILL SHOW YOU THE WAY.
“WHAT’RE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! LOVE ISN’T OVERRATED! LOVE IS THE BEST! I LOVE MYSELF AND MY BROTHERS AND MY FRIENDS MORE THAN ANYTHING! SURE, WORKING’S FINE OR WHATEVER- BUT IT CAN’T GIVE YOU THE WARM FUZZIES LIKE SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT!”
sb: how old are you murray?
Murray: I’M 33!
sb: and...you’ve never been on a date or dated?
Murray: NOPE!