LIABILITY (ap.)

indie / highly selective multi muse written by jd revamped 2018-01-30

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                    “ You do not call an officer of the law a fucking prick in his own                               station-house, Mrs. Hayes. Or anywhere, actually. “

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                    “ You do not call an officer of the law a fucking prick in his own                               station-house, Mrs. Hayes. Or anywhere, actually. “

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                                          indie. officer jason dixon                                from three billboards outside ebbing, missouri                                                         written by jason 

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a hundred random starters 

below are starters based on/inspired by various sources. change the genders as you see fit ;)

❝ why do you keep lying to me? ❞

❝ have you ever considered the idea that maybe, this world doesn’t revolve around you & your problems? ❞

❝ love is love is love is love. ❞

❝ marriage is an absurd arrangement. one is sold as a fifteen-year-old child and makes a vow one does not understand and then regrets for thirty years or more, and which one can never undo again. ❞

❝ why are you crying this time? ❞

❝ you will never escape. ❞

❝ this isn’t what I wanted! ❞

❝ everything has its consequences. ❞

❝ this face bears the mission of heaven. ❞

❝ no, you shall dismantle the house of lies, but build the temple of the divine. ❞

❝ one copper coin for a bowl of noodles! ❞

❝ that one has the heart of a lion. ❞

❝ I needed to be summoned. ❞

❝ there’s no reason for this hostility! I come in peace. ❞

❝ they died screaming. ❞

❝ why fight anymore? what’s the point of fighting against destiny? ❞

❝ how long have you known? ❞

❝ I can only speak for myself. ❞

❝ the law can be changed. ❞

❝ are you sure you’re not pregnant? ❞

❝ your child is adorable! ❞

❝ you gave him a riddle for his birthday? ❞

❝ you have no fucking right to treat me this way. ❞

❝ your ambition blinds you. ❞

❝ he adores you. ❞

❝ I feel like I should be shocked that you two had sex there, but I’m not anymore. ❞

❝ she’s going to kill you. ❞

❝ have you ever tried the cakes? they’re actually quite delicious. ❞

❝ you’ll need to be punished. ❞

❝ you should learn to lie better. ❞

❝ sometimes I wonder if you’re real. ❞

❝ I will take back what is mine & kill anyone who stands in my way. ❞

❝ then kill me. ❞

❝ there’s no such thing as love. there is only lust. ❞

❝ you’re selfish. you never think about anyone but yourself. ❞

❝ i’m sorry, but they’re gone. ❞

❝ death is just another adventure. ❞

❝ stop! ❞

❝ let them watch. ❞

❝ you have no shame, do you? ❞

❝ I can’t believe we’re talking about this right now. ❞

❝ I need advice. sex advice. ❞

❝ alright, tell me the truth, is he good in bed? ❞

❝ she is the best thing in my life. ❞

❝ you love him? ❞

❝ do you love me at all? ❞

❝ do you believe in soul mates? ❞

❝ please, you have to believe me. I didn’t kill anyone! ❞

❝ history is written by the victorious. ❞

❝ at least she has a heart! you have none. ❞

❝ isn’t it more important that they told you? ❞

❝ the king is displeased. ❞

❝ long live your majesty! ❞

❝ can you stop talking for just one moment & listen to me? ❞

❝ no matter how hard I try, they just won’t stay dead. ❞

❝ he’s a gold digger. he’ll screw anyone & marry them as long as they have money. ❞

❝ o! how sweet love must be! ❞

❝ do you really think that? ❞

❝ quick, you need to hide before they see you! ❞

❝ you taught me to never trust anyone. ❞

❝ this is extreme, even for you. ❞

❝ you guys were pretty loud last night. I guess it was good? ❞

❝ that wasn’t an apology & you know it. ❞

❝ are you a virgin? ❞

❝ I’m married. ❞

❝ best thing I ever did was marrying you. ❞

❝ red roses won’t erase the fact that you broke my heart. ❞

❝ stop taking all the ice cream! ❞

❝ has anyone told you that you’re sort of a little bitch? ❞

❝ it’s deep dish pizza. ❞

❝ do you want to fight for your land back or not? ❞

❝ I never realized how much of a coward you are. ❞

❝ there’s nothing worse than someone who isn’t willing to try new things. ❞

❝ haven’t you ever wanted to escape? to leave this place & explore the world? ❞

❝ i think you’ve had enough to drink. ❞

❝ your ancestors would be ashamed if they saw you. ❞

❝ one of the dolls is missing! ❞

❝ are we going to die here? ❞

❝ well looks like we’ve found ourselves in a bit of a dilemma. ❞

❝ I am no longer a child! ❞

❝ the baby won’t stop crying! i don’t know what to do anymore! ❞

❝ what if something happens to them? ❞

❝ once upon a time, I gave a damn about what people thought about me. ❞

❝ if he can get away with this, then so can i! ❞

❝ the dark shall come & take everything you love from you. ❞

❝ it’s the same story over & over again. you’d think people would know better by now. ❞

❝ there’s absolutely nothing wrong with you. ❞

❝ you are what is wrong with this world. ❞

❝ shattered dreams can drive anyone mad. ❞

❝ I am a phoenix. burn me & I shall return, rising from the ashes. ❞

❝ this is my home. ❞

❝ home is where the heart is, where you feel safe & warm & loved. ❞

❝ running away has never solved a damn thing! ❞

❝ fuck me. ❞

❝ oh the things I’d do to you if we were alone. ❞

❝ stop, he’s not here, remember? he’s gone & he can’t hurt you anymore. ❞

❝ your husband/wife – is he/she good to you? ❞

❝ stop & think a moment, you have to stay & rest. there’s a child who needs you now, you can’t just run & be a fucking idiot. ❞

❝ once, I drank a whole bottle by myself. ❞

❝ what do I want? I want to kiss you a thousand times before undressing you & kissing every bit of your flesh a thousand more times. ❞

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am i a bad person? okay, i mean, yeah, but i do feel bad about it? Absolutely Not

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starters from buzzfeed’s  “ unsolved  ( supernatural )”

001.   ❛ time’s a-tickin’  .  ❜

002.   ❛  i do feel very uncomfortable in here .  ❜

003.   ❛ it’s not as magical as it sounds  .  ❜

004.   ❛ rock and roll   ,  BUCKAROO !  ❜

005.   ❛  my fart scared you  !  ❜

006.   (  wheeze  )

007.   ❛  can i use the jacuzzi hot tub we’ve been blessed with  ?  ❜

008.   ❛  this is like satan’s cement butthole  .  ❜

009.   ❛  shadows do tend to follow you — that’s sorta how they work  .  ❜

010.   ❛  i’m jumping  ,  i’ve jumped  ,  i’ve landed  .  ❜

011.   ❛  maybe this ghost just likes to blaze it  .  ❜

012.   ❛  HEY GHOULS  !  ❜

013.   ❛  i’ve seen jaws at least six times  ,  that’s a shark  .  ❜

014.   ❛  how the fuck is that possible  ?! ❜

015.   ❛  government  ,  man  .  ❜

016.   ❛  we should see if she’s still building that  ,  otherwise we gotta kill her  .  ❜

017.   ❛  hey  ,  keep this on the down-low  . ❜

018.   ❛  they did not speak like that  .  ❜

019.   ❛  they had donuts in 1947  ?  how old are donuts  ?   ❜

020.   ❛  you just shut your mouth  .  ❜

021.   ❛  you had your fun  ,  you ass  ?  ❜

022.   ❛  SHUT UP  ,  YOU IDIOT  !  we’ve already decided  .  ❜

023.   ❛  i enjoy bacon  .  ❜

024.   ❛  fuck  ,  is that a BEE  ?! ❜

025.   ❛   hey there demons  ,  it’s me   .   .   .  ya boi  .  ❜ 

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general assholery .

“ oh right. because you’re such a big fucking deal around here. right. ”

“ yeah you know, maybe if you had been prettier… ”

“ sorry but i don’t do people with glasses. ”

“ oh pardon, but this is a Geek Free Zone. ”

“ jesus christ, do you ever shower? ”

“ i’ve never met anyone as dumb as you. ”

“ what’s it like being born as an inbred bulldog? ”

“ your mom should have used birth control. ”

“ i heard that there was a discount on rope, something for you? ”

“ the more you speak the dumber i get. ”

“ could you move the fuck out of the way? ”

“ your ass is covering up half the line, you wall. ”

“ bet your mom isn’t half as hot as you. ”

“ so, got a hot sister/brother? ”

“ holy fuck you don’t look anything like your pictures. ”

“ could you take your lung cancer elsewhere? i hate smokers. ”

“ tell me again how age ever helped anyone, oldie. ”

“ what’s it like being a responsible adult? oh wait — you’re not one. ”

“ your ego is definitely bigger than your dick. ”

“ i’m blonde. what’s your excuse? ”

“ is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?”

hey *leans against wall* wanna ship our ocs *slips and falls*

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no one ever tells you how dangerous {loyalty} can be