"HEY, FUCKHEAD!" (ap.)

" - mao! " ~ INDIE. PVT. HIGHLY SELECTIVE. Officer Jason Dixon of three billboards written by jason ~ under co.

[lucy-sky]

He got ya there, Cedric!

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (2017) dir. Martin McDonagh

[mommasbcy-blog]

Hello sorry for logging out for a few days I have hella muse but no motivation whomst wants to discuss three billboards headcanons

[sierrasarchive-deactivated20200]

I don’t think y’all realize how fun it is to exchange headcanons like??? whether it’s my partner and I squealing over something or it literally turning into a quick back and forth in our messages of how it would go down, IT IS MY FAVORITE THING. Like I literally need this with everybody to survive and it makes me love our ship so much more. It’s just so fun to me, and idk why.

[aquaticresources]

Send me a 💬 if you want to add me on Discord.

I’ve seen a bunch of Skype ask memes, but I haven’t seen a single one for Discord, so I decided to create one myself.

[boastmastergeneral]

reblog this if i can tumblr im you, just slamming a muse or plot idea down in front of you

[fryordie]

pcthetics:

this doesn’t mean that you have to accept or agree with the idea - i’m just a scared little turtle that would like to know if that’s something that you wouldn’t mind so much 

[xrissymae]

Visit Original Link

Video Killed the Radio Star -The Buggles

[mommasbcy-blog]

I may or may not have saved a possible URL for red welby if someone wants to ever make a blog by any chance lmfao

[musesgonnamuse]

Send “📚” and I will flip to a random page in a book and use the first line of dialogue I see as a starter.

[youngchronicpain]

quick question: how the fuck do I get through the rest of my life like this

[mommasbcy-blog]

Okay but remember that vine of the cop who bends down and he’s like “...yup, that’s a bucket”

Jason Dixon everyone

[cinematapestry]

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (2017) dir. Martin McDonagh

[redvelvcat]

i’m scared … and frightened. and afraid. oh my GOODNESS, those are all SYNONYMS.

            indie CAT VALENTINE from VICTORIOUS written by LUP ( temp credit )

[npdheart]

I just love using anger as a coping mechanism instead of letting myself feel sad cause thats Pathetic™

[yourmusings]

RP starters: Flirting ( + responses to it. )

“You come here often?”

“Can I offer you a drink?”

“So.. You expecting someone?”

“Do you need a place to stay for tonight?”

“I gotta tell you… you look incredibly hot.”

“Do you want to dance with me?”

“Look at us… we are basically a couple already.”

“I bet you would look even better without your clothes on.”

“Are you single? Just asking.”

“You’re the most beautiful person I have ever encountered.”

“What would you say if you and me would go somewhere else?”

“I love the way you’re dressed.”

“Do I have any chances with you?”

“Do you have anything better to do later?”

“Can I get your phone number?”

“You seem like a bad boy/girl/person type.”

“I can do whatever you want, babe.”

“You have the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen.”

“I bet guys/gals/people are all over you.”

“You should be a model.”

"Are you… trying to flirt with me?”

“Maybe if I get a free drink I can consider talking to you.”

“That won’t work. Try again.”

"Oh my god, did you just say that out loud?”

"I’m waiting for someone. However, you can amuse me in the meanwhile.”

“You don’t look so bad yourself.”

“I thought you were taken.”

“So, have you flirted with every girl/boy/one in this bar yet?”

“Do I look like someone who seems interested in you?”

“Compliments won’t pay my drinks.”

[lupsrpmemes]

mbmbam sentence starters p. 1

“ nothing is more sexy than begrudging respect. ”

“ is tea just gay coffee? ” 

“ i don’t really enjoy things unless other people tell me i’m enjoying them. ”

“ it’s like a shoney’s breakfast of sweet, gay dudes. ”

“ no homo or nothin’, i just wanna fuck a goose. ”

“ i’m in love with one of you, i’m gonna have to fuck all of you to figure out which one. ”

“ i’m like the swiss army-knife of people. ”

“ i’ve had a boner since we’ve left applebees. ”

“ everyone knows because of the extra innocence that children are far less flammable. ”

“ hey how’s it going? i’m gonna kill your dad~ ”

“ which seemed like a very tyler durden thing to do, in my defense. ”

“ that’s right, the wild boys have become the cops. ”

“ hey, i just had an interesting thought. actually, fuck this. ”

“ if you wanna fuck it there’s probably a webpage to tell you how to. ” 

“ looks like you accidentally roleplayed on yahoo answers. ”

“ you just gotta go out there and bangarang, you know what i’m sayin’? ”

“ there’s nothing cool to say about milk. ”

 “ dicks ahoy ! ”

“ it’s possible that this person is actually the devil. ”

“ were those just raw shrimp i was eating out of your refrigerator? ”

“ your stepmom’s fuckin  juicy, dude. ”

“ it was the worst day of my life, but the desserts were okay. ”

“ it is me, hatsune miku. ”

“ no one has ever died while listening to a beyonce song. ”

[maireadmalesco]

Toxic and “Healthy” Dixon.

[fvckur-deactivated20170326]

Because I am not the type of person someone falls in love with.