âł do you love stolas?
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........Yeah, I do, what of it?
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@the--ass--in-assassin
âł do you love stolas?
Uncomfortable questions!
........Yeah, I do, what of it?
Rate how much you didn't want to answer: 10
âł do you think loona really loves you?
Uncomfortable questions!
....No.... I know she doesn't
Rate how much you didn't want to answer this question: 11 10
Send me a âł and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character
Theyâll have to:
Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they donât want to answer that question.
Answer that question.
âWell darling it appears Iâm pregnant.â Helluvaxhazbin (stolas)
"A-Are.... are you serious...? ....Are you sure...?"
Blitz was trying not to get too excited just in case this was some sort of misunderstanding or bizarre cruel joke, but the way his tail was swishing around was a dead giveaway at how unabashedly THRILLED he was, even if he was trying to wait on a confirmation first
"Really really really sure? You're not just fucking with me right?"
@helluvaxhazbin
In the spirit of Sinday, feel free to send đ + any dirty questions you may have for them on anon, and they HAVE to answer honestly!
đž Alistxr
đž for a steamy starter
Blitz was a in a mood- he so often was when he got home from a particularly gruesome kill, his adrenaline was high, his spirits were high, he felt high on life... and when he got home and heard the shower going, he had only one thing in mind: Getting higher
Shedding his jacket at the door, he started for the bathroom, dropping articles of clothing the entire way, peice by peice, before stripping down to nothing just as he entered the bathroom, stepping into the shower and wrapping his arms around Alistair's waist
"Evenin' baby~"
@alistxr
đč Perfectdcll
đč for a comforting starter
"Check it out Estie, I found these snazzy coloring books at work this afternoon! They're full of horses!!! Wanna color and watch a movie?"
A perk to being an assassin- getting to take shit from his victims' houses, if there was anything there worth taking, and he had hit the jack-fucking-pot this time!
@perfectdcll
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âDo you think santa would like chocolate chip cookies or gingerbread men better?â Perfectdcll
"Gotta be chocolate chip, gingerbread's too dry to eat a bunch of and do you have any clue how many fuckin' gingerbread cookies he's gonna have to down as it is? Man's gonna need some chocolate!"
@perfectdcll
"Estie! Estie wake up it's Christmas!!! C'mon, c'mon!!" -Blitz (ass-in-assassin)
@the--ass--in-assassin
"Coming daddy!" She declared once she was awoken. Instantly jumping out of bed and into the living room.
Fuck yeah! He had one (1) daughter invested in Christmas, score one for Blitz!
Leading Esther to the sad looking Christmas tree- really a pile of branches with half-blown out lights and shitty ornaments hanging on limbs that looked like they were ready to give out- he gestured to a small pile of poorly wrapped gifts, jumping up and down like, well, a kid on Christmas morning
"Ta-fuckin'-da! Merry Christmas Estie!! Loona went out for a bit but she said you could start without her! And and AND hold onto your boot-straps, I gottcha somethin' before we start!"
Running to the kitchen, Blitz scooped up a mug, not even caring that it was burning his hands as he grabbed a dish towel and wrapped it around the ceramic, handing it to Esther carefully so she wouldn't scald herself
"It's your favorite tea! I got it from Stolas, and check out the mug!"
The mug had been just a plain white mug, UNTIL Blitz drew on it with sharpies!! Now it had beautifully crafted self-portraits stick figures of him and Esther and horses on it!!
Bold what applies to your muse!
Wrapping presents: professional with ribbon on top | passable | catastrophe | call an ambulance
Buying the correct presents: professional with ribbon on top | good | yes I still have the receipt why do you ask | hereâs a coupon get yourself something nice
Avoiding Christmas altogether: hasnât been seen in 20 years | attends a few parties here and there | only seen when necessary | was found every time
Knowing Christmas songs: choose from track 1 to 500! | the usual ones | a few | Christ-what?
Picking a Christmas jumper: look it even lights up! | itâs ugly letâs take it | decent | the red one has to do
Sending Christmas cards: itâs huge and shiny and Rudolphâs nose lights up | simple and traditional | it says Christmas thatâs all that matters | no cards
Decorating: IT SHINES SO BRIGHT AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I PRESS THIS BUTTON | one time a plane confused us with a runway | just the tree and a few lights | tree
Surviving Christmas dinner with the family: centre of the dinner and enjoying it | just smile and wave | barely hanging on | one more word and Iâll stab myself with this spoon
Send đż to accidentally get caught under the mistletoe with my muse.
Send "I know! Listen, I know what it sounds like. I need you to believe me." to see how receiver reacts to sender telling them something totally bizarre
alternatively: send "[Name]..." for receiver to try to convince sender
WEIRDLY SPECIFIC BUT HELPFUL CHARACTER BUILDING QUESTIONS
Whatâs the lie your character says most often?
How loosely or strictly do they use the word âfriendâ?
How often do they show their genuine emotions to others versus just the audience knowing?
Whatâs a hobby they used to have that they miss?
Can they cry on command? If so, what do they think about to make it happen?
Whatâs their favorite [insert anything] that theyâve never recommended to anyone before?
What would you (mun) yell in the middle of a crowd to find them? What would their best friend and/or romantic partner yell?
How loose is their use of the phrase âI love youâ?
Do they give tough love or gentle love most often? Which do they prefer to receive?
What fact do they excitedly tell everyone about at every opportunity?
If someone was impersonating them, what would friends / family ask or do to tell the difference?
Whatâs something that makes them laugh every single time? Be specific!
When do they fake a smile? How often?
How do they put out a candle?
Whatâs the most obvious difference between their behavior at home, at work, at school, with friends, and when theyâre alone?
What kinds of people do they have arguments with in their head?
What do they notice first in the mirror versus what most people first notice looking at them?
Who do they love truly, 100% unconditionally (if anyone)?
What would they do if stuck in a room with the person theyâve been avoiding?
Who do they like as a person but hate their work? Vice versa, whose work do they like but donât like the person?
What common etiquette do they disagree with? Do they still follow it?
What simple activity that most people do / can do scares your character?
What do they feel guilty for that the other person(s) doesnât / donât even remember?
Did they take a cookie from the cookie jar? What kind of cookie was it?
What subject / topic do they know a lot about thatâs completely useless to the direct plot?
How would they respond to being fired by a good boss?
Whatâs the worst gift they ever received? How did they respond?
What do they tell people they want? What do they actually want?
How do they respond when someone doesnât believe them?
When they make a mistake and feel bad, does the guilt differ when itâs personal versus when itâs professional?
When do they feel the most guilt? How do they respond to it?
If they committed one petty crime / misdemeanor, what would it be? Why?
How do they greet someone they dislike / hate?
How do they greet someone they like / love?
What is the smallest, morally questionable choice theyâve made?
Who do they keep in their life for professional gain? Is it for malicious intent?
Whatâs a secret they havenât told serious romantic partners and donât plan to tell?
What hobby are they good at in private, but bad at in front of others? Why?
Would they rather be invited to an event to feel included or be excluded from an event if they were not genuinely wanted there?
How do they respond to a loose handshake? What goes through their head?
What phrases, pronunciations, or mannerisms did they pick up from someone / somewhere else?
If invited to a TED Talk, what topic would they present on? What would the title of their presentation be?
What do they commonly misinterpret because of their own upbringing / environment / biases? How do they respond when realizing the misunderstanding?
What language would be easiest for them to learn? Why?
Whatâs something unimportant / frivolous that they hate passionately?
Are they a listener or a talker? If theyâre a listener, what makes them talk? If theyâre a talker, what makes them listen?
Who have they forgotten about that remembers them very well?
Who would they say âyesâ to if invited to do something they abhorred / strongly didnât want to do?
Would they eat something they find gross to be polite?
What belief / moral / personality trait do they stand by that you (mun) personally donât agree with?
Whatâs a phrase they say a lot?
Do they act on their immediate emotions, or do they wait for the facts before acting?
Who would / do they believe without question?
Whatâs their instinct in a fight / flight / freeze / fawn situation?
Whatâs something theyâre expected to enjoy based on their hobbies / profession that they actually dislike / hate?
If theyâre scared, who do they want comfort from? Does this answer change depending on the type of fear?
Whatâs a simple daily activity / motion that they mess up often?
How many hobbies have they attempted to have over their lifetime? Is there a common theme?
"It's dangerous to walk at night alone," (the--ass--in-assassin)
@the--ass--in-assassin || Late Night Starters!
âPsh, câmon. Sânot that bad. But. I sâpose I wouldnât turn down company~. Do you need a ex-mob tâkeep ya safe?â A tease. Angel sure had found himself in more trouble as of recent, something about the whole game of cat and mouse with some bastards had changed. But. Usually he won if not without a few scraps.
Offering up a hand for the imp to take, Angel presents a smile and decides to joke a little more. âOr- You tryinâa get a lil somethin-somethin tânight? Follow lil olâ me fer some tail.â Horrible thing to say, even worse that heâs giggling about it. It could be reassuring? The fact he laughs likely means he doesnât think Blitz would do such a thing.
"Yeah, I've been thinkin' lately about how I could use a big strong man to protect lil' ol' me, ex-mobster sounds perfect for the job,"
A tease for a tease, Blitz liked to think that he didn't need anything from anyone, but that didn't mean he was joking about Angel's strength- not in the least, he knew very well how strong and powerfull his freind was, and Angel didn't need to prove that to anybody
Chuckling softly, Blitz wrapped an arm around Angel's waist, half on instinct, half out of just the base desire to touch him and be close to him
"Oh sure, you know me, the walking, talking, sex mannequin, I'm here for tail and tail alone, let's go find ourselves a dark ally to fuck in, hm?"
Again, a tease for a tease, but part of him wanted to protest on principal, insist to Angel how wrong that assumption was, but that wouldn't exactly fit the mood of the evening- at all
"What'cha doin' out here so late anyhow?"